Twin female zombies come to the door: My lord, please have mercy!

10 PM.

While the entire internet was still enthusiastically discussing the dashing figures of the Ninth Bureau's special agents from various regions...

The three major telecommunications operators once again forced the entire network to push messages.

An official app called "Great Xia Demon Slayer Division" was automatically downloaded and installed on the mobile phones of all citizens of the Great Xia Kingdom.

The app opens without any unnecessary chatter or fluff.

On the homepage, there are two official documents with red headers.

"The Great Xia Kingdom's Guide to Supernatural Defense (First Edition)"

"Identification of Low-Level Ghosts and Folk Illustrated Encyclopedia"

This is the culmination of the hard work of the Ninth Bureau Staff Department, which rushed to produce it overnight.

The goal is to enable 1.4 billion ordinary people to master the most basic life-saving knowledge in the shortest possible time.

With trembling yet excited hearts, countless netizens clicked on the illustrated guide.

It must be said that the writers of the Ninth Bureau have a very down-to-earth writing style, and also carry a dark humor with a cyberpunk cultivation feel.

[Ghost Encyclopedia Part 1: D-Rank Wanderer (Cannon Fodder)]

【Appearance characteristics: It usually appears as a translucent white shadow or a blurry black mist.】

They walk silently and like to hide in dark, damp corners (such as basements, abandoned public toilets, or under your bed).

[Danger Level: Extremely Low. It cannot cause direct physical harm to adults; it primarily relies on psychological intimidation to absorb the fear emitted by living people.]

[Official response: If you encounter a wandering spirit, never run away! The more you fear it, the stronger it becomes.]

The correct approach is to take a deep breath, straighten your back, and unleash the most vulgar national treasures of the Great Xia Kingdom at the loudest volume you've ever heard (e.g., CNM, get the hell out of here).

Swearing can instantly ignite the yang energy within you, and combined with your saliva (which contains yang energy), it can make them question their very existence. Adding a line like "No more spirits allowed after the founding of the People's Republic of China" might enhance the effect even further.

Netizens burst out laughing when they saw this.

"What the hell are you doing, using traditional Chinese culture to curse ghosts! This is officially certified magical attack!"

"Got it. From now on, if I encounter a ghost, I'll unleash a three-hit combo and see who gives up first!"

"These middle-aged women are in luck! With their incredible street-swearing skills, even wandering ghosts would kneel down and kowtow!"

Continue scrolling down in the encyclopedia.

[Ghost Encyclopedia Part 2: C-Rank Vengeful Ghosts (Dangerous Level)]

[Appearance characteristics: Usually died a violent death, and their resentment lingers. The body has obvious defects (such as headlessness, ligature marks of a hanged ghost, and edema of a drowning person).]

It can cause minor interference with the physical environment (such as controlling elevators, flashing lights, or creating a maze-like effect).

[Danger Level: Moderate. Can cause hallucinations and lead to physical asphyxiation.]

[Official response: Do not try to reason with the vengeful spirit. Immediately close the doors and windows, and turn on the "Namo Gatling Bodhisattva" scientifically consecrated BGM in the official APP at maximum volume.]

At the same time, spray the door gaps with the officially authorized "black dog blood extract anti-wolf spray" and press the one-click alarm function on the APP.

The special operations squadron will arrive within three minutes to send it on its way.

[Ghostly Encyclopedia Part 3: Grade B Corpse/Red-Clothed Vengeful Ghost (Extremely Dangerous)]

[Appearance characteristics: A materialized zombie, usually with white or green hair, or a female ghost wearing red clothes and with bloodshot eyes. Extremely bloodthirsty, invulnerable to weapons, possessing extremely strong physical destructive power and the ability to create illusions.]

[Danger Level: Extremely High! An ordinary person would certainly die if they encountered this.]

Official coping methods: play dead, hold your breath, pray.

Do not provoke it, and do not make any noise.

This is beyond the capabilities of ordinary people. If there are armored vehicles from the Ninth Bureau nearby, immediately run towards them.

If you encounter any official members of the Xuanmen (Taoist sect) dressed in Taoist robes or carrying peach wood swords, immediately beg them for their favor.

……

Following the release of this detailed atlas and defense guide.

The online shopping platforms of the Great Xia Kingdom have experienced an unprecedented surge in orders.

The search volume for terms such as "century-old cinnabar", "blessed copper coin", "black dog blood spray", "peach wood sword (with authentication certificate)" and "glutinous rice (aged glutinous rice)" instantly exceeded 10 billion times.

The glutinous rice in major supermarkets and grain and oil stores was sold out within half an hour.

Even garlic and scallions sold out.

This forced the authorities to issue policies overnight to crack down on unscrupulous merchants who hoard and resell protective items.

It was also announced that the national strategic reserve would distribute basic cinnabar and talisman paper to various communities free of charge.

In this online frenzy that is a mix of nationwide euphoria and panic.

Some sharp-eyed, seasoned paranormal enthusiasts discovered a cryptic disclaimer at the very bottom of this official guide.

[Note: This encyclopedia only includes up to rank A (Ghost General/Flying Zombie).]

If people encounter extreme life forms beyond their A-level cognitive range in reality (such as drought demons, incorruptible bones, or ghostly corpse kings), please abandon all resistance, because the power of such beings is equivalent to a natural disaster.

This comment immediately sparked a new round of frenzied speculation on the forum.

"What is the official statement implying? Does it mean there really is an old monster in the world that can smash a city to pieces with a single slap?"

"A-rank is considered a Ghost General? What if there are S-rank, or even S+ rank above that? Can the Ninth Bureau hold them off?"

"Guys! The official Pokédex entry is way too conservative!"

An anonymous post with the IP address of "Jiangnan Province, Jiangzhou City" suddenly appeared on Baidu Tieba and quickly became a trending topic.

The post contained only a few short sentences, yet it exuded a chilling fervor and shock.

"You outsiders, stop discussing D-rank and C-rank wandering spirits. You've never seen anything truly spectacular!"

"Just a few days ago! In Taiping Old Street, Jiangzhou!"

"I personally witnessed that terrifying being, which the official encyclopedia describes as 'instant death upon encounter'!"

"And guess what? The young owner of that funeral parlor on Taiping Old Street summoned a golden fire dragon hundreds of feet long, and with one slap, he slammed those three arrogant foreigners into the ground!"

"An S-rank extreme monster that the official encyclopedia dares not list?"

"Hehe, I'm not afraid to tell you, the two stunning beauties with that boss look at those S-class monsters like they're looking at spicy strips on a supermarket shelf!"

"In Jiangzhou, no! In the Great Xia Kingdom! The greatest supernatural unknown is not some vengeful ghost or demon king at all!"

"It's that man who runs a funeral parlor!"

This post was published.

The entire internet was instantly plunged into shock.