My roommate's online boyfriend won't spend any coins, but he'll give me tons of gold

Because they failed to jump into the respawn circle, the three suffered a crushing defeat and were forced to start a new game.

The second one did land.

But they ended up in the wrong place, couldn't find a gun, and were surrounded by artillery fire outside. Shen Sui'an and his Northeastern brother huddled in a corner of the room, not daring to move.

Gao Ruizhe boasted in the microphone, "Wait here for me, I'm going out to steal two guns."

As soon as he opened the door, he was shot at by the enemy who came towards him.

Shen Sui'an: "..."

The man from Northeast China muttered under his breath, "Girl, are you sure you didn't pick up the wrong person? You didn't pick up someone with the same name."

"Yes, I'm sure."

Shen Sui'an nodded like a chick pecking at rice: "BunnyBomber is the only one in my friend list."

"How come you're so bad at this? You might as well come skydiving with me; at least I won't lead you into the river."

The first game can be considered a mistake.

The second time, they were led directly into the river.

Gao Ruizhe revived and started cursing into the microphone, "Damn it, he dared to ambush me, I'll beat the shit out of him..."

BunnyBomber is like a troll, completely lacking in manners.

Shen Sui'an listened and said, "Is it because the microphone is on?"

The man from Northeast China thought it made sense and discussed it with Gao Ruizhe: "Brother, how about we turn off the microphone?"

"Why did you turn off your microphone?"

Gao Ruizhe not only didn't turn off his microphone, but also kept it on all the time, shouting into it: "Is that delivery guy still online? If you've got the guts, come out and do a delivery with me..."

[The deliveryman has taken down BunnyBomber.]

[The deliveryman has already removed BunnyBomber.]

The deliveryman nearby is online: [Idiot.]

Before Gao Ruizhe could finish speaking, he received another boxed meal.

How could someone be so shameful?

Shen Sui'an didn't know if BunnyBomber was too ashamed to show her face, but she and the cute girl carrying a sniper rifle were too embarrassed to face anyone. The Northeastern guy suggested, "Why don't we find a grenade and blow him up? Just don't let anyone find out that we're in cahoots with him."

Shen Sui'an raised both hands and feet in agreement.

Their headsets were still connected, but Gao Ruizhe disagreed, saying, "Why are you blowing things up? You two should find a gun and kill him."

The cute girl, carrying a sniper rifle, pointed at herself and said, "Me? Am I supposed to catch bullets with my head?"

Gao Ruizhe then said, "Sister Rabbit, go!"

Northeastern men call Kuangsha Tutu not a girl, but Tumei (rabbit girl), or even more cutesy Tumei (rabbit sister).

Gao Ruizhe didn't dare. If he called her "sister," he was afraid his boss would shoot him with a real weapon.

Shen Sui'an sprinted at full speed, facing the wall, "I choose to crash into it and die."

"Little Rabbit, wait for me, let's die together." The older brother from Northeast China followed suit, also pushing his sprint to its maximum, and the two of them crashed into the wall together.

I don't know if it was a supernatural power acting up.

A box fell from the sky outside the window.

The guy from Northeast China excitedly shouted, "There's hope! I'm going to loot the bag, Rabbit Girl, cover me!"

Shen Sui'an rolled her eyes. What was she going to use to cover it up?

Are you going to blind the enemy with her shiny character skin?

The cute girl with a sniper rifle has already climbed out the window, while her dog crouches on the ground, furtively licking the loot box. "He has a flare gun!"

Gao Ruizhe shouted excitedly, "Shoot it into the sky!"

"Out of bullets."

Gao Ruizhe: "..."

Cute girl carrying a sniper rifle: "Just kidding."

In a split second, Gao Ruizhe's heart was pounding. He couldn't talk about Kuang Sha Tu Tu, but he was fearless about the others. He opened his mouth and retorted, "What kind of name is 'cute girl carrying a sniper rifle'? I think you should be called 'big man carrying a little bird'..."

The man from Northeast China regretted firing the flare gun as soon as he finished.

He should have shot at the wall.

A man's dignity is not to be questioned. The man from Northeast China was about to retort when an impatient voice came through BunnyBomber's microphone, "So noisy."

That's not BunnyBomber's voice.

All that is known is that as soon as that sound came out, BunnyBomber immediately became as quiet as a chicken.

Shen Sui'an felt that it was somewhat familiar.

Just as I was about to listen more closely, the other person stopped talking. BunnyBomber's character respawned, landed, picked up a box, and only had time to grab a gun before quickly running behind cover.

Immediately afterwards—

[BunnyBomber is replacing your box with the MK47!]

[BunnyBomber used an MK47 to eliminate me and have ten sons.]

……

Four announcements in a row.

BunnyBomber single-handedly wiped out a group of people who were ambushing him.

The guy from Northeast China kept exclaiming, "Holy crap! The MK47 is a disgrace to rifles. Small magazine capacity, slow rate of fire, and incredibly unstable handling. Even pros can't control it. How could he take down four in a row with this gun?"

BunnyBomber didn't say anything and eliminated two more people.

The guy from Northeast China muttered, "Could it really be that using a microphone affects skill?"

I don't know if it will have any impact.

But the person in charge has changed.

Chen Zhiye held his phone horizontally, leaning back on the sofa. Gao Ruizhe massaged his shoulders and legs behind him, fawningly saying, "Brother, help me take down that deliveryman who's online. He dared to kill me twice. You must avenge me."

Chen Zhi also mocked, "With your marksmanship, even the AI ​​would shake its head and accept the supplies you sent with tears in its eyes."

He didn't know that Gao Ruizhe hadn't even touched a gun the previous two times.

If they found out, they would definitely kick Gao Ruizhe off the team roster overnight.

Gao Ruizhe dared not speak, letting him spew his venom.

Fortunately, the microphone was off, so no one else could hear him, otherwise his brilliance and prowess would have been completely ruined.

Shen Sui'an was still lying in the room.

Watching the broadcast flash by on the left side of the screen, Banban whispered to himself, "He probably wasn't really enlightened before, but he is now."

The microphone was off, but the receiver was on.

Mad Shark Rabbit thinks he can't hear her because she's speaking softly, right?

Gao Ruizhe gritted his teeth: "Brother, listen to what she's saying!"

"She insulted me!"

Chen Zhi also switched to a sniper rifle, shot down the person on the mountain, and said without looking up, "Where did she insult you? She was clearly praising you."

Gao Ruizhe was speechless. "Can you stop lying through your teeth?"

"It's better than you blindly throwing your life away." Chen Zhiye searched for supplies, speaking while simultaneously typing, multitasking: [The area is cleared out, come out.]

The guy from Northeast China was the first to jump out, and now he's laughing three times in his earpiece, saying he's finally free from being a coward.

Then he turned to BunnyBomber and said, "Bro, don't turn on your mic next time."

The moment he started speaking, he went from being an awesome war god to a goofball.

too frightening.

Shen Sui'an followed behind, wearing a floral-patterned skin and walking slowly. She wanted to find supplies, especially guns, as she currently had several gun skins.

It doesn't matter if you're bad at the game, you have to look your best from head to toe.

[Team] BunnyBomber: [Come here.]

Shen Sui'an turned her face away.

ignore.

She hasn't forgotten how embarrassed BunnyBomber was.

Chen Zhi raised an eyebrow and controlled his character to walk in front of her. Shen Sui'an looked at him wearing the Moon Spirit skin, looking as noble as a goddess. She also had this skin; BunnyBomber had given it to her.

Thinking of this, his attitude softened, "What?"

Chen Zhi also threw supplies on the ground.

It's her favorite P90, and the character's auto-pickup isn't turned off. As soon as he drops it, the character picks it up by itself.

Soon, Shen Suian's supplies were all full.

The man from Northeast China wailed from the side, "Bro, I want one too!"

BunnyBomber ignored him.

The cute girl carrying a sniper rifle was dressed in an adorable Pleasant Goat outfit and spoke with a strong Northeastern accent, complaining that he was being treated differently. But soon BunnyBomber led him to consecutive chicken dinners, and he immediately stopped complaining.

They even proactively provided Shen Sui'an with supplies.

While the two of them charged ahead, Shen Sui'an sat comfortably in the car, fully equipped with top-level gear, without even touching a gun.

No.

I still touched it.

When BunnyBomber called for her to finish off the enemy.

"Here I am!"

Shen Suian jumped cutely off the car and hopped over. She had only gone halfway when, with a whoosh, she was shot in the head by a sniper.

[The deliveryman has started using the M200 to replace the Crazy Shark Rabbit.]