Football: Three sure-fire weaknesses in every match!

Schick, Bruno Fernandes, Torreira, and Praet all gathered around.

Muriel lay on the grass, his hands covering his mouth, emitting muffled groans.

"My teeth!"

"My face!"

"it hurts!"

The team doctor rushed onto the field with his medical kit.

The referee also stopped the game.

Muriel released his grip, revealing a few drops of blood on his palm.

The team doctor examined the tooth and then quickly asked the staff to find the tooth that had just flown out.

B. Fernandez squatted down beside him, looked at him worriedly for two seconds, and then suddenly patted Muriel on the shoulder.

"Congratulations."

Muriel covered his mouth, looking completely bewildered.

"What's the congratulations for?"

B said seriously:

"My first league goal of the season."

Hick nodded.

"The cycad is blooming."

Torreira gave him a thumbs up.

"Absolutely fantastic."

Praet added:

"Very distinctive."

Muriel was completely stunned.

"On my end?"

B said:

"Of course it's yours."

"You were the last one to touch the ball."

Upon hearing this, Muriel's face immediately broke into a smile.

But he had only laughed halfway through when the pain in his mouth made him grimace instantly.

A smile and a cry were squeezed onto the same face at the same time.

It's truly a situation where you don't know whether to laugh or cry.

"I scored!"

"But I've lost my teeth!"

Lin Qi also felt somewhat guilty.

"I really didn't expect you to rush onto that line."

Muriel said vaguely:

"When you looked up, I thought you were going to pass the ball!"

"Who knew you'd shoot like you were going to kill someone!"

Several teammates nearby wanted to laugh, but dared not laugh too obviously.

……

at the same time.

The chat in the Chinese live stream room has completely spiraled out of control.

[Hahahaha! Muriel finally scored!]

[After waiting so long, it turns out what he lacked wasn't archery skills, but a sufficiently muscular face!]

[First goal of the season: a deflection off the face!]

The cycad is blooming, though it also lost a tooth in the process!

[Muriel: My goal account is open, but my teeth account is down!]

When I saw the ball hit him in the face, I felt a sharp pain in my teeth!

For some reason, despite the pain, I actually felt a sense of relief!

[Who told this guy to be constantly photographed partying in nightclubs and barbecue parties!]

[That's good. He can go back and rest at home for a few days, which will be good for him too!]

[Doctor: Eat less hard food lately. Muriel: What about barbecue?]

Forget about the barbecue, let's have some porridge first!

[Lin Qi's kick was terrifying; it actually knocked a professional player's tooth out!]

To be honest, they were clearly holding back on that shot!

Yes, this is on a completely different level from those killer shots against Japan in the AFC U-19 Championship!

[If it had been that powerful shot that pierced the net in the final, Muriel might already be suffering a concussion and forced to leave the field!]

[Lin Qi: I just want to shoot. Muriel: I'll risk my life to add to the drama!]

This goal deserves to be in the top 5! Who else in the world can assist their own goal with their face?

Strictly speaking, Lin Qi's shot resulted in a secondary shot being taken from Muriel's face!

Who says Muriel isn't calm in front of goal? The ball came, and he didn't even blink!

He wasn't unwilling to dodge; he simply didn't see it clearly!

I hereby declare this goal a "face-splitting deflection"!

[Congratulations on your winning hand! The 2.5-tile hand I bought has finally come back to life!]

[When I saw Lin Qi passing the ball around, I thought this game was going to be a upset!]

[Two to zero! One more and it'll be the final score!]

[Brother Lin, keep feeding! Don't just focus on feeding us cookies today!]

[Muriel completed the task with his teeth, shouldn't the others do something too?]

[Schick scored one, Muriel one, next goal should go to Bruno Fernandes!]

[General Fan's trip today was definitely worthwhile; he encountered every kind of outrageous goal imaginable!]

[Five Ha Show Team: The autographed jersey can wait, but could you send back Muriel's tooth as a souvenir?]

Stop joking! Your tooth still needs to be taken to the dentist; it might even need to be re-implanted!

[Muriel is probably in pain right now, while calculating how many teeth he could get paid for with his goal bonus!]

Judging from his expression, he suddenly felt like he hadn't lost out after the calculation!

[Keep going! Let Florence experience what it feels like to have your teeth kicked out!]

In just a few dozen seconds.

Keywords such as "Muriel scores with his teeth", "Lin Qi's powerful shot knocks out his teammate's teeth", and "using teeth as a string" have begun to frantically climb the trending searches on Chinese social media platforms.

Some people even captured the slow-motion shot of the tooth flying out and added a pair of wings to it.

The picture also has a line of large characters written on it.

I'm off to celebrate with my owner first!

……

The celebrations were even more exaggerated on the Sampdoria coaching bench and substitutes' side.

Giannis and his assistant coach have already huddled together.

The substitute players waved towels wildly.

It seems that nobody cares how badly Muriel is injured.

Muriel, lying on the ground, witnessed this scene and was immediately heartbroken.

He shouted at the top of his lungs:

"Hello!"

"Doesn't anyone care about me at all?"

"All my teeth have fallen out!"

Giampaolo then walked to the sidelines and shouted at him:

"This goal bonus will be enough for you to live it up for a while!"

"Medical expenses will be fully reimbursed by the medical expense club!"

"If you can't keep this up, I'll replace you immediately!"

Upon hearing the words "goal bonus," Muriel's expression immediately changed.

He quickly did a mental calculation.

Goal bonus in hand.

You don't have to pay for fillings yourself.

This ball will be played repeatedly throughout Europe.

No matter how you look at it, you're not losing out.

Muriel immediately shook his head.

"No trade!"

"I can kick!"

The team doctor frowned.

Are you sure?

Muriel nodded firmly.

"Absolutely!"

"It's just losing a tooth!"

"It's not like you've lost a leg!"

"If I have the chance like this again, I'll still go for it!"

Lin Qi looked at him with a somewhat complicated expression.

I really don't know whether to call him brave or greedy.

After the team doctor stopped the bleeding and confirmed that Muriel did not show any obvious signs of concussion, he was reluctantly allowed to continue the game.

The live stream camera quickly switched to the media section.

Barty sat there, his expression shifting from surprise to a mixture of amusement and exasperation.

The Argentine host next to him seemed to be asking him if Lin Qi's shot was similar to his own when he was young.

Batistuta laughed as he gestured with his hands to show the trajectory of the shot he had just taken.

Judging from his lip movements and gestures, he seemed to be saying:

"The shooting is somewhat similar."

"But back then, I didn't have a teammate so stupid as to rush up and shield me with their face."

Fan Zhiyi burst out laughing when he saw the camera.

"Look at Batty's expression."

"He must be thinking, 'When I used to use heavy artillery, my teammates always knew to dodge.'"

Xu Yang said:

"However, the way he used his power in that shot just now was very much like Batistuta."

Fan Zhiyi nodded.

"Even if Muriel doesn't touch this ball, I think Tatarusanu would have a hard time saving it."

"Lin Qi used the motion of a cross to deliver a powerful shot."