University Life: The Campus Belle Senior Who Sleeps in the Bunk Above Me

Zhang Chuan was stunned after hearing Gu Chi's words.

"No, wait a minute..."

Zhang Chuan swallowed hard. "You mean, I have to carry those three huge boxes of baby's breath string lights, plus 521 roses and a bunch of birthday party decorations... all by myself to that rented apartment you two are in next week?"

Gu Chi nodded calmly: "Yes."

"Do I have to hang everything up and arrange the birthday party setup myself while Senior Ji isn't here?"

Gu Chi nodded again: "That's right."

"Damn it!" Zhang Chuan took a step back, half his shoulder exposed to the rain, and cursed loudly, "You don't treat your buddy like a human being! You're using me like a donkey for the production team?!"

Gu Chi quickly tilted the umbrella towards him: "Chuan'er, don't get agitated, calm down..."

"Calm down my ass! The old, run-down building you're renting doesn't even have an elevator! Even though it's not a high floor! Running back and forth a few times, my legs would be ruined on the spot!"

Zhang Chuan shook his head vigorously, "Damn it, no way! Whoever wants to do this job can do it. I came here to study at university, not to do a part-time job moving within the city!"

Seeing Zhang Chuan's resistant expression, Gu Chi remained completely calm.

He knew these brothers living under the same roof all too well.

To deal with a tough guy like Zhang Chuan who won't listen to reason but won't listen to force, you need to have a strategy.

Gu Chi sighed, said nothing, but silently raised his hand, pointed to the sunglasses on his nose, and then twirled the white cane in his hand.

The meaning is obvious: I'm blind.

Zhang Chuan's lips twitched, and he steeled himself to turn his face away.

"Brother, stop with the sob story. I know you can't see this, but even if you can't see it, you can't keep harping on me like this. Where's Tian Ge? Where's Li Ziming?"

"That's why I sought you out alone." Gu Chi sighed, patted Zhang Chuan's shoulder earnestly, and began to cast a precise spell.

"Chuan'er, put your hand on your heart and tell me, with Li Ziming looking so weak that he gets out of breath after walking just a few steps, asking him to carry things up to the sixth floor—is he there to do chores or to provide emergency care?"

Zhang Chuan immediately pictured Li Ziming lying on the third-floor stairwell, his eyes rolled back and foaming at the mouth, and nodded in deep agreement.

"Indeed, that grandson of a director is at risk of sudden death every day."

"Take another look at Tian Ge."

Gu Chi continued to embellish the story, "Those skinny arms and legs, they'd probably strain their backs just moving a box of roses. In the entire dorm, in terms of physical strength, muscle mass, and reliability, who else besides you, Zhang Daxia, could possibly shoulder such a heavy responsibility?"

After being showered with compliments by Gu Chi, Zhang Chuan's initially resistant heart inevitably began to swell with a sense of elation.

But this is not enough.

If you want a horse to run, you have to feed it grass at night.

"Of course, I can't let my brother work for nothing."

Seeing that the time was right, Gu Chi played his final trump card: "For the next month, I'll cover all your breakfasts and dinners. Plus, I'll pay for the new legendary skin that comes out next week."

Zhang Chuan's eyes widened: "...Climbing stairs? That's really tiring."

"Breakfast and dinner for two months."

"make a deal!"

Zhang Chuan slapped Gu Chi on the shoulder and roared, "Brother! You're being too polite! What's with all this talk about food and skin? Do you think I, Zhang Chuan, am the kind of person who'd be greedy for money? I just want to do my part for my sister-in-law's birthday! I'm moving this sixth floor, not even Jesus can stop me!"

Seeing Zhang Chuan's righteous and awe-inspiring appearance, Gu Chi smiled and his eyes crinkled behind his sunglasses.

That bastard is really easy to deal with.

"Good brother." Gu Chi grasped Zhang Chuan's hand and shook it up and down. "The physical labor will all depend on General Zhang."

Zhang Chuan waved his hand, took the umbrella handle from Gu Chi, and held the umbrella up himself.

"Don't worry, bro! It's just a few boxes of stuff, I've got it covered! Come on, let's go back to the dorm first, I need to go back and eat a few more bowls of dry noodles to replenish my energy."

The two walked side by side in the rain toward the dormitory. Gu Chi thought that he still had classes and it would be troublesome to go back and forth to the rented house, so he thought of going to his son's dormitory to sleep in.

As Zhang Chuan walked, he couldn't help but lean closer and ask:

"But bro, you live with the school beauty Ji. How are you going to get her away from home with all this stuff being moved in? Don't let her go back before you've even finished decorating for her birthday."

Gu Chi said calmly, "You don't need to worry about that. That old fox has already paved the way for me. The student council will be holding meetings with her these next few days. All I need to do is bring her back on time."

"Holy crap, Xu Yan got involved too?" Zhang Chuan exclaimed in shock.

"Not only him, but your Sister Tao is also an important inside man, responsible for stalling for time." Gu Chi casually revealed his trump card.

Zhang Chuan scratched the back of his head, looking at the blind man beside him who usually seemed carefree and nonchalant, and felt a little scared.

This guy has secretly arranged everything perfectly!

"It smells so good!"

Ten minutes later, in the men's dormitory.

Li Ziming inhaled the delicious food with great admiration for the dry noodles and grilled sausages that Gu Chi and Zhang Chuan had brought back.

With only a few days left until Xiaoyuer's birthday celebration, which Gu Chi had set in mind, time was tight and the task was heavy. He had to unite all the forces that could be united.

He had already discussed the general plan and direction with Tian Ge, and Zhang Chuan had also arranged the heavy and tiring work.

He originally wanted to gather everyone together in the dormitory group chat and hold a meeting to discuss the preparations.

In the end, Gu Chi abandoned the idea of ​​group chat and switched to private chat.

It was already quite an achievement for Gu Chi to devise such a perfect plan while being blind; he knew his three rebellious sons all too well.

In the men's dormitory, if you talk to one of your brothers alone, he will feel that this is a matter of life and death, and will treat it very seriously.

But once a group chat starts... the conversation just gets out of control!

Especially bizarre characters like Li Ziming and Zhang Chuan, who can argue for three hundred rounds over a single support kill anytime, anywhere.

Gu Chi was afraid that if he mentioned it in the group chat, Li Ziming might get carried away and say something inappropriate.

So far, the division of labor is clear and everything is going well.

While Tian Ge and Zhang Chuan went to the restroom to sniff out the smell, Gu Chi looked at Li Ziming, who was slurping noodles, and spoke affectionately:

"Ah Ming, you're the only one in the whole dorm who..."

"Hmm?" Li Ziming, with a grilled sausage in his mouth, looked up indistinctly, his eyes sparkling with emotion.

Is this to praise his skills or his good temper?

Gu Chi paused for a moment, then calmly uttered the second half of his sentence: "...The most handsome. Can you give me 200 yuan?"

Li Ziming: "???"

Gu Chi said, "We've gone over budget for your birthday. If you hesitate any longer, you won't be handsome anymore."

"No, you really want it?" Li Ziming put down his chopsticks with a puzzled look.

"Yes," Gu Chi replied confidently.

"...Okay, I've sent it to your WeChat. Check it yourself." Li Ziming picked up his greasy phone and transferred the money without saying a word.

"Received it, thanks bro." Gu Chi smiled as he heard the notification sound from his phone. "I'll return it to you another day, but I'm afraid you won't dare to accept it then."

Upon hearing this, Li Ziming became even more puzzled:

"No way, are you looking down on your Ming-ge?! Is two hundred dollars even money to me? Is it money?!"

Li Ziming slapped his thigh and roared with a resounding voice:

"That's life!!! As long as you dare to return it, there's nothing I won't take! If you don't return it, I'll shove the umbrella up your ass and then open it!"

Gu Chi: "..."

Upon hearing this, Gu Chi silently clenched his buttocks again.