If you slap me, the whole world will suffer the same harm.
Chapter 337 A Mere Centimeter
The burly man with a thick beard opposite him felt a chill run down his spine when Lin Chen smiled inexplicably: "What are you laughing at! I'm warning you, don't try anything funny!"
"No tricks involved," Lin Chen smiled even more kindly. "I'm just putting on a show for you."
As he spoke, he pulled a small knife from his waist, the blade gleaming coldly in the blood moonlight.
"Lin Chen, what are you doing?" Zhang Han's eyelids twitched.
Iron Wolf swallowed hard. "Boss, you wouldn't be thinking of...?"
"Shh..."
Lin Chen took a deep breath, glanced down at a certain part of himself, his eyes filled with a resolute yet tragic expression, a tragic expression tinged with a hint of madness.
"For my brothers, I'm going all out today."
He made a snap decision and flipped his wrist.
"puff!"
He pointed the knife at himself and stabbed himself.
In that instant, time seemed to stand still.
The expression on Lin Chen's face went from a smile to frozen, from frozen to distorted, and from distorted to collapse in less than 0.3 seconds.
A sharp, piercing pain, so intense it went straight up my spine to the top of my head, and exploded like a mushroom cloud in my cerebral cortex.
"Ugh...!!!"
Lin Chen's legs went weak, and he knelt down, his hands tightly covering a certain indescribable part of his body, his whole body curled up like a cooked shrimp.
"How...how did you get back..."
Before he could finish speaking...
"Aaaaaaahh ...
Fifty-nine people covered their groins in unison and collapsed to the ground.
Some were lying on their sides, some were lying on their stomachs, and some were lying on their backs kicking their legs wildly, letting out screams they had never made in their lives.
"Holy crap! My balls! My balls!"
"It hurts! It hurts so much, ahhhhh!"
"Who! Who attacked my crotch?! Did my balls splatter?!"
"No, no... I'm going to die..."
The whole scene was spectacular.
Fifty-nine burly men clutched their treasures and rolled on the ground, their cries so shrill that even the crows around them dared not caw. Meanwhile, the tens of thousands of underlings opposite them were dumbfounded at the sight of their leader and the experts in this state.
"Big...Big brother..."
"So many experts... they're all covering that area..."
"My God, that must hurt so much..."
Some people instinctively squeezed their legs together.
Someone took a step back.
Some people were already breaking out in a cold sweat.
"Quick! Retreat! This is inhuman!" Someone shouted, and in an instant, tens of thousands of people retreated in unison for more than ten meters, a scene comparable to a large-scale military exercise.
On Lin Chen's side, Tie Lang, Chen Hu, Zhang Han, and the others also turned pale.
Xiaoxue covered her eyes, peeking through her fingers: "Brother Lin Chen... are you... are you alright...?"
A crack finally appeared in Hong Ji's unchanging expression, and the corner of her mouth twitched slightly.
Xiaoya was almost in tears: "Brother Lin! Are you crazy! How could you do that there..."
Lin Chen forced out two words through gritted teeth: "It's nothing..."
He was prepared, and before he completely lost consciousness, he tremblingly took out the recovery pill and put it in his mouth.
"Gulp."
A warm current surged from my abdomen down to my lower body. The pain was indeed subsiding, but very slowly, like a stretched rubber band slowly shrinking back.
Lin Chen looked down at his "little brother" and remained silent for two seconds.
Then, looking up, she said nonchalantly, "It's only ten centimeters. Let it grow back slowly; it's no big deal."
The entire venue was deathly silent.
Iron Wolf slowly turned to look at Zhang Han: "Did he say 'merely'? And 'harmless'?"
Zhang Han rubbed his forehead: "I didn't hear anything."
Chen Hu: "I suddenly realized that following Brother Lin requires a very strong mental fortitude."
Xiaoxue's face turned bright red, and she stomped her foot, shouting, "Brother Lin Chen! What are you saying! The girls are all here!"
Hong Ji said calmly, "My mere... courage is commendable."
Xiaoya was completely petrified, and it seemed that a white soul was floating out from above her head.
As for the fifty-nine experts on the other side, since they had just been bound together, they couldn't enjoy the buffs at all.
So, after suffering in pain for several minutes, some of them finally couldn't bear it any longer, foaming at the mouth, rolling their eyes, and fainting.
Although the burly man with the thick beard hadn't fainted, he was kneeling on the ground, clutching his crotch, his face covered in tears, and all traces of his earlier arrogance had vanished.
"You...you monsters...I...I'll remember you..."
He spoke while crying, his voice trembling from the pain in his groin.
"Quick! Hurry up and carry our brothers away! What are you standing there for!" The henchmen on the other side finally reacted, rushed over in a flurry, lifted up the dozens of experts who were still twitching on the ground, and ran away without looking back.
That speed was faster than being chased by a ghost.
"That's it?" Iron Wolf spat as he looked at the fleeing enemy army. "Cowards."
"Alright, hurry up and kill the Evil King." Lin Chen stood up, leaning against the wall, his legs still trembling.
In the end, the eleven-meter-tall spider demon king was killed by everyone's combined efforts, and they also gained another evil soul.
On the way back to the shelter, Lin Chen walked ahead, and the people behind him consciously kept a distance of three meters from him.
"Are they avoiding me?" Lin Chen asked Zhang Han.
Zhang Han said seriously, "No, it's just that I've temporarily developed some instinctive fear of a certain part of your body."
Lin Chen: "..."
( ̄▽ ̄;)
That evening.
The name of the shelter where Lin Chen and his group were located spread far and wide among the dozens of shelters in the surrounding area.
"Have you heard? The leader of that shelter to the west is a madman. When a fight breaks out, he'll slash one of his own men first, and then a whole bunch of the other side will fall!"
"No, no! I heard he attacked his own genitals! One strike, and dozens of level five experts on the other side were all crippled!"
"Is this guy even human? He'd attack his own brother?"
"The scariest thing is, it grows back after he cuts it off! Is that thing a gecko's tail?"
"Stop talking, just hearing it makes me feel a chill down there..."
Similar rumors spread across most of the war zone within just a few hours, and the version became increasingly absurd.
Some say that Lin Chen's evil weapon is a "death-severing blade," which, when swung, renders all male creatures within a kilometer radius incapable of fighting.
Some people say that Lin Chen is not human at all, but the human incarnation of some evil god, whose ability is "testicle stripping," and those who are hit by it will only be able to squat to urinate for the rest of their lives.
Some even confidently asserted that Lin Chen's shelter was full of eunuchs, all of whom had been castrated, which was why he was so strong.
As the story progressed, even Lin Chen himself laughed.
"So, in their eyes, I'm just a heartless castration maniac?"
Iron Wolf laughed so hard he slammed his hand on the table: "Hahahaha! Boss, you have no idea! Tonight when we were on patrol, some of the spies outside didn't dare come near. They just glanced at us from afar and ran away, like they'd seen a ghost!"
"That's a good thing," Zhang Han said. "Having a reputation is better than being treated like an easy target."
Xiaoxue leaned over from the side and muttered softly, "It's just... the reputation isn't very good..."
Hong Ji casually added, "Finding a partner might be a little difficult in the future."
Lin Chen: "...Can't you guys say something nice?"
(;´д`)
However, while some are afraid, others are not.
About fifteen kilometers southeast of Lin Chen's shelter, there is a special level-two shelter.
The leader of this shelter is a woman.
To be precise, it was a group of women.
To be more precise, they were a group of women with terrifying strength.
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