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Chapter 85 Everyone's rushing to the latrine tonight!
Zhang Guifen stepped into the latrine as soon as she got off the kang (a heated brick bed). The stench in the room almost made people faint.
Lin Xiangqian was also woken up, but waking up was worse than fainting.
Then Zhang Guifen tried to open the door, but for some reason, perhaps because the room was filled with excrement, she couldn't even open it. She could only shout for Lin Jinbao to come and help.
Lin Jinbao and Li Chunlan were woken up by the noise.
Li Chunlan's first feeling was nausea and vomiting. Li Chunlan didn't know she was pregnant yet, and she had already been feeling nauseous for the past two days. Now, the combination of morning sickness and this foul smell naturally made things worse.
Lin Jinbao heard his mother calling him and went to the door to open it:
"What's that smell? It stinks! Mom, did you poop on the bed?"
"Pull your head, open the door now, I'm being overwhelmed by the stench."
Lin Jinbao couldn't open the door either, so Lin Xiangqian yelled at him to open the window and climb out. However, the windows were all quite small at that time.
They were all small, square windows, barely big enough for one person to squeeze through. And you couldn't be too fat.
After Lin Jinbao opened the window with the kerosene lamp, a sudden burst of fire erupted the instant the window opened, nearly burning his hair off.
"My God, is this some kind of ghost? Mom, did you and Dad have sex inside the house, Yue~"
Lin Jinbao felt nauseous and ran off to vomit.
The two elderly people climbed out of the window. During the climb, they felt so nauseous they almost vomited bile.
After finally calming down, Zhang Guifen ran to the front gate and started cursing loudly.
"Who the hell is this?! Which bastard dumped manure in my house?!"
Zhang Guifen herself didn't know how this happened. But she was so angry that she could only yell and curse outside. She woke up many people in the middle of the night.
The village is so small that anyone nearby can hear an argument, let alone Zhang Guifen sitting right at the door cursing.
After being doused with excrement from head to toe, Lin Xiangyang and Yao Rong were on the verge of vomiting bile.
The two were having an affair again, and fearing being found out, they immediately went home. They were in no mood for anything else, just wanting to get back and wash off this disgusting mess. It stank so badly, some of it had even gone into their mouths. They probably wouldn't be able to eat for days.
Zhou Huiru lived next door to the Lin family. She was awakened by Zhang Guifen's voice, so she took a lamp and went out to see what was going on. As soon as she came out, she heard the sound of water coming from her yard. And a strong smell of manure hit her nose.
She wanted to go out and see what was going on, but when she saw it was none other than her own husband, who was naked in the yard, washing himself with water.
"What are you looking at? Go get me some clothes."
"What happened to you? Did you fall into the latrine?" Of course, you fell into the latrine.
Hearing Zhou Huiru's words, Lin Xiangqian felt guilty for a moment, but he immediately began to suspect that she might have splashed feces on them, and that Zhou Huiru might have discovered his affair, so... Thinking of this possibility, he became even angrier.
"Did you do this to Zhou Huiru?"
Zhou Huiru was completely bewildered by the yelling.
"What did I do? Are you crazy? You went to the outhouse and fell into the pit. How come you didn't drown?"
Zhou Huiru covered her nose. She was truly speechless; how could it smell so bad? As if remembering something, she immediately went back inside to find some clothes and placed them on a chair nearby.
"You're going to sleep in Xiujuan's room tonight."
Although her son no longer lives at home, she would still feel uneasy if this stinky thing polluted his room.
As they were talking, Zhang Guifen's cursing outside grew even louder.
Zhou Huiru ignored the old man and quickly opened the door to go out and see what was going on.
At this moment, quite a few people, like Zhou Huiru, were woken up by the noise—those across the hall and those next door. Many people came out.
"Oh my god, what's that smell?"
"Who's carrying manure here?"
"Zhang Guifen, why are you yelling around here so late at night? Don't you let people get any sleep?"
Many people became dissatisfied with Zhang Guifen.
Someone even shone a flashlight on Zhang Guifen.
Zhang Guifen's body looked as if it were covered in mud, especially from her feet up to her knees.
"Sleep my ass! Who the hell dumped manure in my house? Why doesn't God strike this bastard down with his sword? Does he even want a living person? You son of a bitch, if I catch you, I'll skin you alive! I'll make you eat all that manure in my house..."
Zhou Huiru leaned closer to take a look at Zhang Guifen, and before she even got close, she could smell a foul odor.
"Guifen, did you fall into the latrine too? Your older brother is washing himself in the yard right now. You should go wash yourself quickly, don't you mind the stench?"
Chen Laonian, who had come out to watch the play, heard Zhou Huiru's words and immediately felt as if he had found his people.
"Hey, did your Lin fall into the latrine? My Yao Rong did too. It seems like everyone's fallen into the latrine tonight."
Zhou Huiru and Zhang Guifen immediately looked at Chen Laonian in the crowd with the same gaze, and even the flashlight shone on Chen Laonian at the first moment.
"Did your Yao Rong dump feces in my house? It must be. In the middle of the night, someone dumped so much feces in my house, and your Yao Rong was even taking a shower, covered in feces. It must be you. God, are you trying to kill me? I'm going to fight you to the death today!"
Lin Yue'e heard the commotion outside. She immediately wanted to get off the kang (heated brick bed) and go out to see what was happening. No matter what, she had to create an alibi. She decided to go with the crowd.
As soon as he moved, Gu An burst into tears.
Lin Yue'e thought to herself that the timing of this crying was really inappropriate. But then she realized that she was a stay-at-home mom with a baby, and such a small one at that. Taking the baby out would only prove that she had nothing to do with this, and no one would ever suspect her. So she picked up Gu An, who immediately stopped crying in her arms, but also didn't go to sleep.
However, Lin Yue'e had just carried the child out the door and hadn't taken two steps when the door across the hall opened. It was Uncle Genwang who came out. Uncle Genwang even shone a flashlight on Lin Yue'e.
Upon seeing that Lin Yue'e was carrying a baby when she came out, he immediately stepped forward and said:
"Yue'e, what are you doing out here?"
Lin Yue'e pointed in the direction of the Lin family's residence.
"I heard a commotion over there, so I thought I'd come out and see what was going on."
"You silly girl, you took the child out in the middle of the night. Don't you know that babies under three years old have weak spirits? Take the child back quickly, don't frighten them."
Liu Genwang looked at him as if to say, "You really don't know any better."
Lin Yue'e had no idea about these things.
"Huh? What's the matter? Are you alright? Look at his eyes, they're wide open, he doesn't want to sleep either."
Lin Yue'e even held the child for Uncle Genwang to see.
"You...stop watching the commotion and hurry back. It's the middle of the night, be careful. If the child gets frightened by something, you won't even have time to cry."
Lin Yue'e then understood; Uncle Genwang was talking about ghosts. Yes, yes, children seem to be able to see things, even if it seems a bit unbelievable, it's better to believe it's true.
So Lin Yue'e stopped watching the commotion. She immediately took her child and went back inside, locking the door behind her. At least someone had seen her.
However, she was really overthinking it. With such a large-scale operation this time, even if Lin Xiangqian and the others suspected that Zhang Tiedan was behind it, they wouldn't have guessed that Lin Yue'e was responsible.
When Lin Yue'e returned, she sighed, "Alas, I can't go see the excitement."
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