Desert Island Survival: A Hundredfold Improvement After Having a Baby?

Chapter 75 What are the rules for eating at your family's house?

Zhang Tao straightened up and followed Song Ya's gaze to look at the few stones on the outermost edge of the platform.

There were five or six broken tree branches, each as thick as an arm, scattered around.

The surface of the branches was covered with a layer of viscous, translucent liquid that glistened disgustingly in the sunlight.

Zhang Tao curiously took two steps closer.

The next second, an extremely strong, fishy stench assaulted my senses, more than ten times stronger than the smell of the monitor lizard!

His stomach cramped, and he almost vomited up the acid on the spot.

The sap that oozed from the mouth of that prehistoric python that swallowed Old Li whole tasted just like this!

"This...this is the saliva of that giant snake?" Zhang Tao asked.

"Komodo dragons are apex predators, but on the island, they're not number one."

Lin Fan said calmly, "That python is the one. The monitor lizard will just go around it, just like you would when it smells this scent."

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Tao stared intently at Lin Fan's expressionless face.

Those twigs covered in saliva were brought back from the edge of the forest by Lin Fan and a few women yesterday!

At the time, they didn't understand Lin Fan.

It turns out he knew all along that his men would raid his base! And he also knew the monitor lizard would come to collect the corpses!

He even knew exactly why the monitor lizards wouldn't dare step onto the platform because of the python's scent!

Those who came up to raid the base had already stepped into the killing field that Lin Fan had personally set up from the moment they took their first step on the slope!

This guy took them to the beach to catch crabs, and they ended up watching a free gory movie!

This is a complete dimensional reduction attack!

Xiao Zhou stood there, his Adam's apple bobbing wildly, unable to swallow the dry saliva.

He finally understood.

Whether Lin Fan's statement "I have a system" was a joke or not is no longer important.

He went through the possibilities of people, snakes, and lizards appearing and how they might appear. Is this the same brain of the intern who earned 3,000 yuan a month?

"Brother Fan," Xiao Zhou's voice was filled with admiration this time, "From now on, wherever you tell me to go, I'll go. If you tell me to go east, I'll never go west!"

Lin Fan didn't even lift his eyelids.

"Enough talk, move the crabs inside."

Inside the cave.

Two large plastic storage boxes were placed heavily next to the fire.

When the lid was lifted, more than twenty large blue crabs were found huddled together, baring their teeth and claws.

The largest one has claws that are thicker than an adult man's thumb!

"My God... such a huge crab?!"

Lily and the other female employees, who had been huddled in the corner, were so shocked that their eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

They usually eat plenty of seafood at upscale restaurants, but on this deserted island, this is absolutely the ultimate in luxury!

Several pairs of eyes instantly became glued to Lin Fan, their gazes fixed on him, as if they wanted to stick to him and fawn over him.

"Brother Fan, you're amazing! You managed to catch that!" Lily exclaimed in a high-pitched voice, unleashing her charm.

Zhang Tao swallowed so loudly it sounded like a water pump drawing water.

He quickly rolled up his sleeves, put on a fawning smile, and stepped forward.

"Brother Fan, I used to work part-time at a street food stall. Leave these crabs to me, and I guarantee I'll make you a pot of absolutely delicious crab..."

"Bang."

Lin Fan kicked away the hand that was being reached out to him.

The force wasn't great, but the insult was extremely strong.

Zhang Tao's hand was kicked to the side, and he staggered back half a step, his fawning smile freezing on his face.

"On this island, I trust no one but her."

Lin Fan tilted his head and glanced at Song Ya.

"As for you, you're only fit to do hard labor."

Zhang Tao's face flushed red for a moment, but the next second, he quickly switched back to a fawning smile.

He didn't dare utter a single word.

Old Chen, whose head was smashed last night, and Ma Liang, who was torn to pieces by a monitor lizard today, are living examples of what should happen.

Putting on airs in front of Lin Fan is no different from dancing in front of the King of Hell.

Lin Fan turned to look at Song Ya, his tone softening slightly.

"You handle this, make sure it's clean, and we'll have a good lunch."

Song Ya was stunned for less than a second, then nodded vigorously like a chick pecking at rice.

Lin Fan knew perfectly well that the people in the cave all had their own agendas, and their only common goal was to kill him and seize the supplies.

Poisoning food with drugs was the safest and cheapest way they could think of to fight back.

Therefore, apart from Song Ya, whoever touches the food will die.

Song Ya comes from a rural background and is very capable in the kitchen.

With swift, deft movements, he removed the crab's shell, gills, and stomach.

Looking at her focused profile, Lin Fan thought to himself: If this woman weren't on this wretched island, she would definitely be an excellent wife.

The butter base of the self-heating hot pot was disassembled and thrown directly into an iron pot made from recycled oil drums.

The base ingredients melt instantly when heated.

A rich, thick, spicy aroma of butter exploded across the entire clifftop platform!

Those present hadn't smelled such a technological scent in ages; they were completely addicted.

Before long, the cleaned and plump blue crabs were thrown one by one into the boiling red oil.

"Sizzle~!"

The popping sound of the crab shell hitting the oil instantly locks in the intense sweetness of the crab meat, which, combined with the domineering numbing spiciness of dried chili peppers and Sichuan peppercorns, spreads wildly under the rising steam.

This deadly smell penetrated the cave, crossed the cliff top, and, carried by the sea breeze, drifted down the slope.

After half an hour.

Lin Fan sat down boldly at the head of the fire and took the first large crab claw that Song Ya handed him.

Without any hesitation, he took a bite.

"Snap!"

The crisp sound of crab shells cracking echoed clearly in the quiet cave.

The plump crab meat is soaked in chili oil until it turns bright red. When you pop it into your mouth, the fresh sweetness mixed with the richness of the butter explodes in your mouth!

Lin Fan chewed comfortably for a couple of bites, swallowed, and then casually broke open a crab shell.

With a flick of the knife, a whole piece of golden, oily crab roe was put directly into the mouth.

To be honest, even someone with a basic salary of three thousand yuan would find it a luxury to even glance at such a top-quality wild blue crab in civilized society.

But on this lawless desert island, he is the only king, and it wouldn't be excessive for him to eat a Manchu Han Imperial Feast every meal!

Zhang Tao squatted three meters away, his eyes practically bulging with green light.

His gaze was fixed on the golden crab roe, and his mouth was watering uncontrollably.

When he could no longer hold it in, he turned his head and swallowed a large mouthful with a "gulp".

The sound was so loud that even Xiao Zhou next to him could hear it clearly.

Xiao Zhou nudged him with her elbow in disgust and muttered in a low voice, "Keep your voice down, you drooling all over my shoes!"

Zhang Tao wiped his mouth haphazardly, his eyes reddening with grievance: "I just couldn't resist... Look at that crab roe, it's dripping with oil! Absolutely amazing!"

The others in the cave were also completely captivated by the aroma.

Lily and the other women abandoned all restraint and stared intently at the meat in Lin Fan's hand.

"Brother Fan... do you like it? Would you like me to peel it for you?" Lily boldly leaned forward, her voice so seductive it could drip water.

"Yeah, Brother Fan, I'm a pro at peeling crabs, I guarantee not a single bit of meat will go to waste..." another female employee quickly chimed in, expressing her loyalty.

For the sake of this food, they have forgotten what dignity is now, and only want to fawn over this lowly intern.

Lin Fan turned a deaf ear to these women's advances.

He slowly finished eating a crab claw, casually tossed the empty shell at his feet, and looked up at Song Ya sitting opposite him.

Song Ya placed her hands neatly on her knees.

She had just processed more than twenty crabs, and her fair hands were covered in a fishy smell, with bits of shell stuck under her fingernails.

The flickering light from the bubbling red oil in the pot reflected on her innocent face.

Lin Fan stopped chewing and suddenly asked, "What are the rules for meals in your family?"

Song Ya paused for a moment, a hint of confusion flashing in her clear eyes.

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