Desert Island Survival: A Hundredfold Improvement After Having a Baby?

"Turn around and close your eyes." Lin Fan turned his head and glanced at Song Ya beside him.

Song Ya was stunned for a moment, and then her ears turned bright red.

Without asking any further questions, she obediently turned around, covered her eyes with her hands, and faced the depths of the cave.

Cliffside.

The sea breeze howled.

Zhang Tao, Xiao Zhou, and four other grown men stood in a row.

If this had happened three days ago in the Shengtang Group building, they wouldn't have dared to take their pants off in front of the company's supervisors, directors, or even that high-ranking female CEO worth billions.

but now……

"Splash!"

The sound of the belt being pulled out was particularly clear in the wind.

With red eyes and clenched teeth, Zhang Tao was the first to pull down the zipper.

Immediately afterwards, Xiao Zhou and the others followed suit.

They had a commanding position, occupying an absolute terrain advantage with a drop of more than ten meters.

Five parabolic arcs cascade downwards, facing the sea breeze.

Extreme thirst caused their urine to become thick and cloudy, with a pungent ammonia smell. Under the combined effects of gravity and the sea breeze, it turned into a foul-smelling downpour.

Below the slope.

Wang Qiang, holding a torch, was leading the way uphill, huffing and puffing.

The slope was too steep, and the rocks cut his feet. He was so hungry that his legs were weak, so he could only use his hands and feet.

"Hurry up, everyone! Charge in! Break the legs of the men, and we'll split the women!" Wang Qiang turned around and kept encouraging the crowd behind him.

Just then.

"Tick-tock".

A few drops of warm liquid fell from above and landed on his forehead.

Then, "whoosh~"

A dense stream of warm liquid, like a shower, poured down on my face.

"Is it raining?"

Wang Qiang was stunned for a moment.

The rear of the team.

Su Qingxue maintained her aloof demeanor, following at a distance that was neither too close nor too far.

Suddenly, a few drops of liquid drifted on the sea breeze and landed on the shoulders of her expensive, though dirty, haute couture one-piece swimsuit. One drop splashed directly onto her cheek.

Su Qingxue frowned slightly.

She stopped and gently wiped the liquid from her cheek with her muddy fingers.

Then, place it on the tip of your nose.

next second.

A strong, pungent smell of urine, extremely fishy and foul, exploded in the sea breeze and shot straight to the top of one's head!

"Ugh~"

Among the crowd below, someone was the first to react, letting out a heart-wrenching dry heave.

"Pee! This is pee!"

"The people upstairs are urinating on us!"

A scream ripped through the night sky.

What a shame!

"vomit……"

Wang Qiang ate the most seaweed and dead fish during the day, and now he's vomiting the most as well.

He knelt on the rubble, vomiting until tears and snot streamed down his face, and he almost vomited up all the bile.

The ultimate humiliation: "Lin Fan! Zhang Tao!"

Wang Qiang wiped the liquid off his face and jumped up and down in anger.

He pointed at the blurry figure on the cliff top and cursed, "I'll f*** your ancestors for eighteen generations! You bunch of lowly vermin! I'm going to kill you all! I'm going to chop you up and feed you to the dogs!"

"Charge! Kill them!"

The crowd, bathed in urine, went completely insane.

With bloodshot eyes, they waved wooden sticks and stones in their hands, climbing frantically like a group of zombies.

No one cared about the cuts and bruises, no one cared about the steep slope.

All they want now is to tear those people at the top to shreds.

Behind the crowd.

Su Qingxue stood frozen in place.

The pungent smell of urine, like a persistent ailment, lingered around her nose and seeped into her pores.

She, Su Qingxue, is the absolute leader of the Shengtang Group.

Born with a silver spoon in his mouth, he was always chauffeured around in luxury cars and associated with business celebrities.

A single word from her can determine the livelihoods of hundreds of people; a single frown from her can make the entire company's senior management tremble with fear.

In her entire life, let alone being urinated on, no one has ever dared to say a harsh word to her!

But now.

A few drops of foul-smelling, murky liquid splashed onto her face.

A violent spasm ran through my stomach.

Su Qingxue suddenly bent over, clutching her chest, and began to gag violently.

But she had been hungry for too long, and had only eaten a few bites during the day. Now her stomach was empty, and she could only vomit a few mouthfuls of sour water.

She was so angry that she was trembling all over, and she raised her head.

His eyes were fixed on the figure standing on the cliff top.

At this moment, for the first time, a deep crack appeared in the arrogance in her heart, and her natural contempt for lower-level employees.

She suddenly realized that the intern named Lin Fan didn't treat her as the president at all.

In his eyes, she was no different from Wang Qiang or Zhao Na.

They are all ants that can be trampled underfoot at any time.

When she got back to the company, she was determined to have everyone in the company piss on his head.

Let him taste what it's like to be insulted.

……

Upper section of the slope.

Liu Hui, with his stinking hair, held a rock in his hand and roared hoarsely upwards.

"Lin Fan! You beast!"

"You murderer, you sank a ship, killing hundreds of people. Let me tell you, justice may be delayed, but it will never be absent."

"You don't treat us like human beings. When we get up there, we'll cut your head off and use it as a toilet."

"Yes, I want him to be a eunuch."

"Even if we die today, we'll drag you down with us!"

More than twenty people echoed in unison, their voices deafening.

Inside the cave.

Lin Fan looked down at the group of indignant "righteous people" below.

Looking at their ridiculous appearance, covered in urine and in a fit of rage, Lin Fan's lips curled into a cold, extremely contemptuous smile.

"murderer?"

"You bunch of idiots with brains full of shit, you really know how to label people."

"Me, an intern earning a base salary of three thousand yuan, sinking a luxury cruise ship weighing tens of thousands of tons? Are you overestimating me, or underestimating shipyard engineers?"

The crowd below paused slightly.

But before their brains could even begin to think.

Lin Fan's extremely arrogant and cocky voice rang out once again.

"but."

"Let's take a step back and say..."

"Even if I really sank the cruise ship."

"Even if I really did kill hundreds of people."

Lin Fan's gaze swept over Wang Qiang, then over Liu Hui, and finally landed on Su Qingxue behind him.

"What can you starving good-for-nothings do to me?"