Desert Island Survival: A Hundredfold Improvement After Having a Baby?

(This story takes place in the third universe; please do not compare it to reality.)

"Leave your brain here for now, read it all before you take it. It's a lighthearted, mind-bending read!"

"Checking in here, female CEO, female manager, female supervisor, you could be the next Meng De..."

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"Hey! Lin Fan, what are you standing there for? I'm all undressed."

Her high-pitched voice, coupled with her condescending sense of superiority, did not break the luxurious atmosphere of the cruise ship in the slightest.

Lin Fan didn't even need to look up to know that it was Zhao Na, the top salesperson in the sales department, calling back her soul.

As an intern, he wasn't originally qualified to attend the company party. It was Zhao Na who told the supervisor that a cow or horse was needed for him to be eligible to board the ship.

All around were elite women in bikinis, swirling champagne glasses.

By the pool, Zhao Na was lying on a white lounge chair.

The bright red bikini was made of very little fabric, with a few thin straps that accentuated large areas of soft, white flesh.

She held a bottle of sunscreen in her hand and beckoned to Lin Fan with her finger, just like calling a dog.

"Lin Fan, Nana is calling you! If you don't need your ear, you can donate it to someone who does!"

Supervisor Wang Qiang suddenly appeared out of nowhere and kicked Lin Fan in the calf.

The kick was delivered with full force, and the tip of the shoe made my bones ache.

Lin Fan remained silent, gritting his teeth as he walked over.

Zhao Na rolled over and lay face down again, then reached behind her to untie a strap from behind her back.

Large swathes of smooth back skin are exposed to the air, the waist is cinched, and the curves downwards are alluring.

"Spread it evenly for me." Zhao Na tossed the bottle onto the tray. "This is several thousand yuan worth of essential oil. Don't waste it. It's only because you're honest and have some looks that it's cheap for a poor loser like you."

The liquid was squeezed onto Zhao Na's warm back. As soon as Lin Fan's palm touched it, the eyes of several male colleagues who were chatting nearby almost popped out of their sockets.

"Damn it, this guy is totally taking advantage of the situation for free." A male colleague stared at Lin Fan's hand and cursed sourly, "I'd love to touch Zhao Na's waist."

"Who told them to be the company's handymen? We're not qualified to do this dirty and tiring work," another colleague said with a sarcastic snort.

Although they had their girlfriends with them, they couldn't suppress their excitement at the sight of Zhao Na's alluring figure.

Zhao Na seemed to enjoy the thrill of being the center of attention; she shuddered and turned back with disdain.

"Be gentle! Your hands are like sandpaper, covered in calluses. Don't leave scars on me."

Lin Fan took a deep breath and spread the grease evenly. Since he couldn't escape it, he could only be a ruthless bathhouse attendant.

But after a short while, his gaze uncontrollably drifted past Zhao Na and toward the more secluded VIP area.

The one sitting there is the true beauty of this ship.

Su Qingxue, the female president of Shengtang Group.

There's also Liu Feifei, a top-tier actress.

Su Qingxue wore a pure white one-piece swimsuit, the style of which, though conservative, clearly accentuated her exaggerated S-shaped curves.

She was wearing sunglasses, her legs crossed, and her long legs shone white in the sunlight.

Beside her, Liu Feifei represents the other extreme.

Over her purple bikini, she wore a sheer lace cover-up. A sea breeze blew, revealing glimpses of what lay beneath, her ample breasts trembling slightly with each selfie.

Lin Fan only glanced at it, and his throat tightened involuntarily.

"What are you looking at? That's not your place to look!"

Wang Qiang slapped Lin Fan on the back of the head with such force that his ears rang.

"You toad trying to eat swan meat? You think you're worthy? If you keep looking around like that, believe me, I'll gouge your eyes out and use them as cannon fodder!"

After berating Lin Fan, Wang Qiang immediately changed his tune and turned to jog towards the VIP area.

"Mr. Su, Ms. Feifei, do we have enough ice? Would you like some freshly cut fruit instead?"

Su Qingxue didn't look up, but Liu Feifei smiled professionally and pointed to the empty cup.

Even that cold, fake smile made Wang Qiang's bones melt, and he scurried back to pick up the fruit plate next to Lin Fan.

Lin Fan had just finished applying the cream and wanted to take a few more glances at Zhao Na's two lumps of fat when his supervisor interrupted him, "Go to the lower deck and get the wine! Don't get in my way! If you're not cut out for it, don't even dream about it!"

Lin Fan was pushed and staggered a few steps, almost hitting the railing.

He steadied himself and looked at the group of people. There were only a dozen or so men, but dozens of women, each one a stunning beauty.

If all the men except him died, and they were stranded on a deserted island for a month, hehe! How wonderful that would be.

Despite his thoughts, he still turned and walked towards the dimly lit stairwell.

Just then.

The previously blinding sunlight suddenly disappeared.

The sky darkened instantly, turning an eerie gray.

The sea breeze stopped, and even the sound of waves lapping against the hull vanished instantly.

The whole world was eerily quiet.

"What happened?"

"Why is it dark?"

Some people took off their sunglasses and looked up at the sky in a daze. The elite men who were flirting with their female companions also stopped what they were doing.

Lin Fan subconsciously turned around and looked at the distant horizon.

The next second, a chill ran through me, making the hairs on my body stand on end.

That didn't look like a cloud; it looked like a white line stretching across the sky.

A giant wave, hundreds of meters high, is silently pushing in.

Because it's so big and so tall, it creates the illusion of slowness. But anyone who has made a living at sea knows that it's the scythe of death.

"Tsunami!!!"

The captain's cabin alarm blared shrilly, shattering the deathly silence.

The captain's hoarse, distorted roar came over the loudspeaker: "Hold on! Everyone, hold on to something!"

The deck erupted in chaos.

Screams and cries mingled together. The elites who had been elegantly clinking glasses and discussing projects just moments before were now running around in panic like startled cockroaches.

Humanity is stripped away completely at this moment.

The male colleague who had been staring intently at Zhao Na earlier kicked his pretty female companion hard in the stomach in an attempt to grab a lifebuoy.

"Get out of my way! Don't block my path!"

The woman screamed and fell to the ground, her makeup ruined, her face filled with disbelief.

This is what they call high society, this is what they call true love—it's utterly ridiculous.

Su Qingxue hurriedly stood up, her sunglasses slipping off.

For the first time, fear appeared on that stunningly beautiful face, but instead of running around like a headless fly like the others, she clung tightly to the railing beside her.

In her panic, her gaze met Lin Fan's for a second.

The look in those eyes was no longer one of superiority, but of despair at the equality of all beings.

Liu Feifei was so frightened that her legs went weak, her phone fell to the ground, and she collapsed to the ground, unable to do anything but scream.

Wang Qiang tried to run, but tripped and fell. He scrambled to the railing on his hands and feet, looking like a stray dog. Where was his arrogant face from just now?

Only Lin Fan.

He happened to be standing next to the load-bearing steel column at the top of the stairs, which is the most sturdy part of the entire ship's structure, because he was going to move some wine.

His survival instinct made him cling tightly to the pillar, his legs clenched together.

A massive shadow instantly enveloped the entire cruise ship, as if the sky were collapsing.

"BOOM!!!"

A giant wave crashed down.

A cruise ship weighing tens of thousands of tons capsized instantly.

Seawater overflowed, turning the world upside down.

Lin Fan felt his body suddenly lift into the air, then crash heavily onto the steel plate, as if his internal organs had shifted.

A sharp pain struck, and seawater instantly choked him. The suffocating sensation made Lin Fan realize for the first time that being a low-level intern wasn't so bad after all.

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pain……

My whole body aches as if it's been taken apart.

Lin Fan opened his eyes with difficulty.

The blinding sunlight made his pupils contract.

He coughed a few times and spat out several mouthfuls of salty seawater.

Beneath me was scalding hot sand.

The sound of waves crashing against the rocks filled my ears.

He's not dead?

He struggled to sit up.

The beach was a mess.

Everywhere were the wreckage of the cruise ship, broken planks, brightly colored life jackets, and people lying haphazardly.

He shook his head, trying to dispel the dizziness in his mind.

Suddenly, his gaze fixed on a rock in front of him...