Transmigrated into a lewd little pervert, the crazy boss's kiss made his legs weak.

Qi Yuge held her like a baby.

He grabbed her armpits with both hands and lifted her up, making Li Yaoyao hang on him like a bear.

He bounced her hips with his thigh and coaxed her softly.

"Honey's here, don't be afraid, baby."

He gently rubbed his large, bony hands into her curly hair, trying to calm her down.

Li Yaoyao lifted her face from his shoulder, looking at him with a pale face and a few genuine tears still clinging to the corners of her eyes.

"Qi Yuge, I have a question for you."

"Um?"

"If... I mean if... I were to betray you, and harm you with someone else, but it wasn't my own choice, I had my reasons, what would you do?"

Qi Yuge narrowed his eyes.

The air was silent for several seconds.

He lifted her chin, his voice deepening.

"You're saying you and someone else are going to betray me?"

"I didn't betray you!"

Li Yaoyao quickly shook her head and shrank her neck.

"I was just using an analogy... do you understand what an analogy is?"

"Could it be... that 'other person' you're talking about is a man?"

Qi Yuge interrupted her irritably, shaking his head with a cold laugh.

"You cheated on me with someone else? You found another dog?!"

"Who is it? Shang Hesheng? Or some idiot who dares to steal my person?!"

Li Yaoyao looked bewildered with a bitter expression.

What kind of nonsense is this...

No, is that the point?!

This guy is such a hopeless romantic!

Before she could even explain, Qi Yuge lifted her up from the carpet with both hands supporting her bottom.

He clenched his back teeth and muttered to himself.

"Damn it, I knew there's no such thing as a peaceful and tranquil life."

"A healthy relationship is important, but for us..."

He pulled her closer to him, then looked down at her with a mad and burning gaze.

"It's still more suitable for abnormal stimulation."

Li Yaoyao gasped in fright.

Why is this person going crazy again!

The system clicked its tongue in her mind, as if it were enjoying watching a good show.

That's why the saying "love at first sight" is timeless.

Then, without saying a word, it played an AI-generated, high-pitched, insane version of "Crazy for Love" in her mind.

["I want to ask you if you dare to love me the way you said you would~~~"]

"What would you think if I were this crazy in love~~~~"

……

Qi Yuge lived up to expectations, proving himself to be just like the system.

Accompanied by the background music of "Hate the Sea and Love the Sky," the man carried her from the sunroom all the way into the bedroom and threw her onto the bed.

He knelt on one leg, gently tugging at her hair with his fingers, forcing her to tilt her head back.

He looked down at her, his eyes slightly red, his voice hoarse and deep.

"Li Yaoyao, if you dare run off with someone else... I'll break my own legs! So you can't go anywhere, you'll be stuck here taking care of my poop and pee, serving me for the rest of your life!"

Li Yaoyao was stunned.

Is this young master threatening or making a wish?

He expects her to serve him for the rest of her life?

Pah! Dream on!

The system played "Hate and Love" and listened to the two people's strange thought processes.

I can't help but complain.

[...No wonder you two are together, your points of interest are definitely "unique".]

Qi Yuge ignored her nonsensical rant, pulled her dress straps down to her shoulders, and then bit her rounded shoulder hard.

The tooth sank into the delicate skin, leaving a deep red tooth mark.

"Ouch!"

Li Yaoyao pushed him, tears welling up again.

"Pain is what teaches you a lesson."

He opened his mouth and gently rubbed and twisted the tooth mark with his fingertip.

"You'd better remember what you can and can't say from now on."

Li Yaoyao clutched her shoulder and nodded frantically, forcing a smile of survival through her teary eyes.

"I'll remember, I'll remember, I won't talk nonsense again. I was just joking with you, please forgive me..."

Qi Yuge ignored her pleas for mercy.

He looked down at the tooth mark he had left on her shoulder, like a painter examining a newly completed work, and nodded in satisfaction.

Then he leaned down, his lips tracing a path up her neck, gently biting each inch of skin he passed.

The canine teeth gently tapped down and then loosened, leaving behind one light red mark after another.

From the collarbone to the back of the neck, from the back of the neck to the base of the ear, from the base of the ear to the jaw...

Finally, it stopped near her cheek.

He stepped back slightly, looked at Li Yaoyao, whose fair skin was covered in light red teeth marks from his bites, and gave a sly smile.

Then he lowered his head and took a gulp.

He bit down on her most delicate cheek.

"Aaaaaah—! Qi Yuge!!! You mad dog!!! Get out of here—!"

·

Li Yaoyao was wearing a mask, only revealing her dark circles under her eyes.

I was lying on the doctor's desk, looking unwell, while I prescribed deworming medication for a Labrador.

Chen Wang, the assistant, pushed open the door to deliver the medical records and was stunned when he saw her appearance.

"Boss, you have a cold? Why are you wearing a mask?"

"If you're not feeling well, go home and rest. I'll reschedule your afternoon appointment for later."

Li Yaoyao shook her head and closed her eyes, feeling suffocated.

"It's nothing serious, I just got bitten by a rabid dog."

Chen Wang became nervous upon hearing this, put down the medical record book, and headed towards the pharmacy.

"Have you had your rabies vaccine? We have some here, I'll get you one..."

"What about the dog that bit you? Does it have rabies? We need to take it into custody and observe it..."

Li Yaoyao subconsciously touched her bruised cheek.

She remembered being bitten by Qi Yuge yesterday...

Li Yaoyao couldn't control herself and slapped him across the face.

The slap was quite forceful; the crisp, loud sound echoed in the sunroom for several seconds.

Then he slowly turned his head and licked the corner of his mouth.

Instead of anger, his eyes became clearer, and he looked at her with a satisfied squint, speaking in a gentle tone that sent chills down one's spine.

"Try one more time."

He buried his head in Li Yaoyao's neck, panting excitedly.

"I want everything that Yaoyao gives me."

She burst into tears in despair.

Damn, he managed to have his fill of that?!

……

"He not only has rabies, but he may also have...masochistic tendencies."

She answered Chen Wang, her tone wavering and weary.

Then he lowered his head and continued signing the forms, his handwriting becoming a bit more sloppy than usual.

After Chen Wang left, she asked the system in her mind.

"It seems unlikely that I can completely disappear from Qi Yuge's side."

The system was also helpless.

Yes, that's right. As far as I know, Qi Yuge now has a custom-made high-definition monitor specifically placed on his office desk.

[All the hospital's security cameras are broadcasting live from him.]

The screen was so clear that even if you picked your nose, rolled it into a ball, and bounced it around, you could still see it clearly.

Li Yaoyao's fingers, which were holding the pen, froze.

She didn't even dare to move her face, but just rolled her eyes and glanced at the red indicator light of the camera on the ceiling, which was pointing directly at her.

The system continued.

Before, he would only secretly look through your video recordings on his phone, but now he doesn't hide it at all.

The first thing I do at work every day is turn on my screen and openly peek into things.

[...His expression was focused, his eyes sharp; he wasn't even this attentive when looking at the stock market.]

Li Yaoyao threw down the pen in her hand and slumped onto the table, her forehead hitting the medical record book with a dull thud.

She stared at the table, forcing out a tearful and scathing accusation through gritted teeth.

"How can he keep pushing the boundaries of his depravity?!"