Transmigrated into a lewd little pervert, the crazy boss's kiss made his legs weak.

Li Yaoyao's brain completely shut down at that moment.

Then her hands reacted before her brain did.

She slapped the remaining half of the tomato in her hand onto Qi Yuge's face.

"Are you crazy?! My mom's outside!"

Qi Yuge was stunned for a full two seconds after being hit by the half-tomato.

Juice dripped from the stray hairs on his forehead, running down his brow bone and across the bridge of his nose.

Aside from the last time I was kicked into the hospital, this is the second time I've been treated like this.

However, he was happy to annoy Li Yaoyao.

He wiped the tomato paste off his face.

"Don't fucking try that on me."

He said it with the air of a spoiled young master who didn't care about anything.

"I've come to ask you for a gift."

"You promised me last time, I'd give it to you next time we meet."

"Avoiding me?"

He lowered his head, his nose almost touching hers, his voice carrying a hint of threatening flirtation.

"If you don't give it to me, I'll tell your mother I'm here to collect a debt."

You now have two choices.

"Let me take a bite."

"Or I can call your mother in and watch you get bitten."

Qi Yuge opened his mouth to shout towards the door.

Li Yaoyao was terrified and rushed forward to cover his mouth with both hands.

"Don't call me Mom! Go ahead and bite me, okay?!"

Her voice was so low it was almost a whispered scream, her eyes were red, and she was both anxious and scared.

Qi Yuge's face was half covered by her, with only his eyes showing.

A smile slowly spread across his eyes, and the corners of his eyes curved slightly downwards.

It's the arrogance of someone who's satisfied after succeeding.

He pulled her hand off her mouth and began to seriously examine her.

From head to toe, his gaze was like a slow, deliberate knife.

"Hey girl! Handsome guy! Come out for dinner!"

Meng Xia's loud voice pierced through the wooden door from the direction of the kitchen.

Li Yaoyao felt as if she had been granted a pardon and pushed Qi Yuge's chest away.

She scrambled off the bed, grabbing his sleeve and dragging him outside.

"My mom's calling us! Let's go!"

Qi Yuge remained completely still.

He sat on the edge of the bed without swaying at all.

He looked up at her, a slow, unhurried smile on his lips.

He leisurely watched her frantically running around in circles.

Li Yaoyao tried to pull him off several times but couldn't. Frustrated and angry, she turned around and glared at him.

The two stared at each other for a moment, and in the end, she was the first to give in.

"Then hurry up!"

She lowered her voice.

"My mom's impatient; she might actually come in soon!"

Qi Yuge tilted his head, as if he was seriously considering her request.

"I won't bite you. Just give me a kiss."

He tapped his lips with his index finger, a lazy gesture.

Li Yaoyao's scalp tingled instantly.

The air in the whole room felt thin.

"Um?"

Qi Yuge raised an eyebrow and looked at her.

Li Yaoyao looked like a hero going to her death; she closed her eyes.

Then, trembling, she bent down and approached his face.

Li Yaoyao was so close that she could see the curve of his eyelashes.

They were so close that their breaths mingled and they couldn't tell whose was hotter.

Just as she was about to touch his lips, Li Yaoyao suddenly turned her head away.

He gave him a kiss on the right cheek.

The kiss was short and loud. After it ended, she quickly pulled Qi Yuge up and pushed him out.

"I really tried my best! Hurry up, my mom's waiting for us!"

Qi Yuge smiled, seeing that the man had blushed deeply.

Satisfied.

He stood up, looked down at her, and reached out to touch the top of her head.

"I'll let you off this time, but next time you can't just kiss me on the cheek."

"Okay, okay, okay!"

Li Yaoyao pushed him by the back and led him outside.

"Hurry up!"

Meng Xia prepared a table full of dishes.

I even made three meat dishes!

For this frugal Li family, this was a special occasion reserved for the Lunar New Year.

Li Yaoyao's eyes lit up as soon as she saw the plate of cola chicken wings.

The sauce glistened, the chicken skin was pan-fried until slightly charred, and it was sprinkled with white sesame seeds. It was then placed neatly in the center of the table.

She pulled out a chair and sat down, her hand already outstretched.

"Wow! Mom, we have chicken wings today! My favorite cola chicken wings!"

Meng Xia brought the last soup out of the kitchen and playfully scolded her.

"Still such a childish taste; the other guests haven't even sat down yet."

"It's alright, it's alright, he has hands too."

Li Yaoyao already had half a chicken wing stuffed in her mouth, and her speech was muffled.

"This child..."

Meng Xia shook her head helplessly, turned to Qi Yuge, and smiled with a hint of forced eagerness.

"Handsome, please sit down. There's not much good food in the countryside, so please don't mind."

Qi Yuge sat down on the bench next to Li Yaoyao, behaving himself properly.

"Auntie, you're too kind. Just call me Xiao Qi."

As soon as he finished speaking, he crossed his legs and casually hooked the toe of his shoe to the side.

He hooked his arm around Li Yaoyao's calf, which was sticking out from under her trouser leg.

"Cough cough cough..."

The chicken wing that Li Yaoyao was eating went straight down her throat.

Meng Xia quickly brought over some water and patted her back.

"Ouch! What happened?! I choked on my food!"

"It's nothing, it's just a bone stuck in your throat."

Li Yaoyao drank half a glass of water, caught her breath, and turned to glare fiercely at Qi Yuge.

Qi Yuge raised an eyebrow, picked up the bowl, and casually took a bite of water spinach.

Meng Xia was very enthusiastic and kept serving food to Qi Yuge.

He picked the biggest pieces of ribs, the fish with the fewest bones, and piled three or four chicken wings into his bowl.

They piled up into a small, towering mountain of flesh.

"Xiao Qi, eat more. You can't find such authentic free-range chicken in the city."

Qi Yuge looked at the mountain of meat in the bowl, picked up a piece of rib and put it in his mouth.

He chewed it for a moment, then paused.

Meng Xia noticed it, and her grip on the chopsticks tightened.

"What's wrong? Did I cook it badly? Or was the heat too high?"

"no."

Qi Yuge shook his head, swallowed the rib in his mouth, and then shoveled down a large mouthful of rice.

"It's especially delicious. I haven't had such a good meal in a long time."

He didn't look up when he said this, his voice was lower than usual, and his tone was flat.

He didn't say anything more, but just ate his food in big mouthfuls, quickly finishing the white rice and piled-up vegetables in his bowl.

Meng Xia was pleased and put another piece of pork rib on his plate.

"Then eat more, there's more in the pot!"

Li Yaoyao glanced at him, said nothing, picked up a chicken wing with her chopsticks, and put it in his bowl.

The chicken wing landed on the rice, and the sauce seeped into the rice grains, staining them a small patch of brown.

After finishing the meal, Mengxia brought out mung bean soup to cool her down.

Qi Yuge sat on a bench, drinking mung bean soup from a porcelain bowl with a small chip in it. His custom-made shoes were on the muddy ground, and the wrinkles of his haute couture shoes were rolled up, making him look both incongruous and strangely harmonious.

Li Yaoyao stood at the gate of the courtyard, bidding a long farewell to her mother.