Transmigrated into a lewd little pervert, the crazy boss's kiss made his legs weak.

Since.

Li Yaoyao and Yanyan's daily life is like this:

It kept complaining about how terrible its owner was.

Yan Yan was clearly caught in a dilemma.

Ultimately, whether to stay with the father or the mother is a perennial dilemma for only children in discordant families.

So it decided to pretend to be deaf and dumb in the tree.

Li Yaoyao had no intention of letting it go.

She grew up in the countryside and has unique tree-climbing skills.

She spat twice into her palms, hugged the tree trunk with both hands, and kicked off with her legs.

He quickly climbed up the tree branch next to the scaffolding.

Startled, Yan Yan popped her head out of her wing and moved to the side.

He looked at her with an expression that said, "Don't come any closer."

Li Yaoyao rode on a tree branch, hugged the trunk, and moved closer to Yan Yan.

Here comes today's rambling.

"Hey, do you think your master is a pervert? The kind of pervert whose head is full of lewd nonsense."

Disgusted, he lowered his head, pretending he hadn't heard.

"Why would you give that kind of thing to a young, cute, ignorant, and clueless college student?"

"I gave him health supplements, and what did he reply with?"

"I'm a virgin who's never even been in a relationship. Receiving something like this would give me nightmares, okay?"

Yanyan buried her head under her wings and began to play dead.

"And besides, your master just isn't good enough, is he?"

Suddenly, Yanyan's beady little eyes looked down.

Suddenly, it became agitated, spread its wings, and began to fan her mouth with the tips of its wings.

One, two, three...

The force wasn't heavy, but the rhythm was fast and urgent.

It was obvious they didn't want her to talk.

Li Yaoyao was slapped so hard she leaned back and grabbed its wing.

"Did I hit a nerve with your master?"

She let go, instead wrapping her arm around Yan Yan with one hand, tucking it under her arm, and pointing at its beak with the other.

"I'm telling you, don't you dare learn bad habits from him! You're my precious baby, I feed you, change your water, and groom you every day. Don't go along with that kind of person!"

If Yanyan could talk, it would be jumping up and down in a panic.

You shut up, you silly girl!

My master was right under your tree and heard every single word!

Qi Yuge stood under the tree, one hand in his trouser pocket.

Looking up at the man and eagle perched in the tree, they had been standing there for quite some time.

He heard a familiar voice as soon as he pushed the door open.

Soft and delicate.

I realized something.

He quickly went up to them.

I saw a person talking incessantly to a bird.

He paused for a moment.

The smile in his eyes was impossible to hide.

It really is his little cotton ball.

Father and son are of one heart.

Qi Yuge sensed Yan Yan's breakdown and slowly spoke.

"Who the hell are you talking about?"

A voice drifted lazily up from under the tree.

Li Yaoyao was stunned for a moment.

That arrogant tone...

She lowered her head very slowly, and through the gaps in the leaves, met a pair of eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

It really was Qi Yuge!

Li Yaoyao seemed to see hell beckoning.

His body shuddered and he leaned back.

She let out a scream like a kettle boiling over.

He fell straight backward from the tree.

I thought I'd somehow ended up with a fracture...

However, the outcome was even more terrifying than expected!

...She fell onto the man's shoulder!

Qi Yuge took a step forward the instant she fell and caught her with both hands.

One hand supported her back, and the other hand supported the back of her legs.

He hoisted her onto his shoulder as if he had uprooted a willow tree.

He carried her on his back, head down and buttocks up.

But that's not the worst thing.

The most infuriating thing was that as she slid down his chest, her lips just happened to brush against a certain protrusion.

Through the thin fabric of the black shirt, he opened his mouth and took a bite, the gaps completely sealed.

Li Yaoyao exclaimed in surprise.

Where did this fish come from? It's so big! And it tastes so good!

Ah no no no no no...

What is she thinking?!

Li Yaoyao's face instantly turned as red as a monkey's bottom.

So she started kicking her legs and pushing with her hands, trying to slide off Qi Yuge's shoulder.

Qi Yuge raised an eyebrow, intentionally teasing her.

His hand slipped and loosened its grip on the back of her legs.

Li Yaoyao followed his body and slid down uncontrollably.

Her face rubbed against his abs with a "bumpy" motion, sliding over them one by one like going over speed bumps.

Then it slid down another half inch...

"Put...put me down!"

Looking at the magnificent scene before her, Li Yaoyao's voice had already changed.

Qi Yuge looked down at her; she was as red as a boiled shrimp.

The redness started at the base of her neck and went all the way down to her earlobes.

He smirked, revealing that wicked smile she had seen countless times before.

"Huh? You dare to be so arrogant?"

"Hmm."

Li Yaoyao showed weakness with astonishing speed, her voice softening and carrying a hint of pleading in her childish tone.

"Young Master Qi, please spare me..."

Qi Yuge glanced at her.

His eyes were red, and he looked like he had been bullied badly.

He raised his hand and wrapped his arms around her waist.

With his other hand, he gave her a light pat on the buttocks.

"This will teach you a lesson."

He said.

Li Yaoyao was furious and took several steps back as soon as she was put down.

His back slammed into the tree trunk, and he covered his buttocks with both hands.

His expression was as if he had been sexually assaulted but dared not scream.

Qi Yuge looked down at her, his gaze sweeping from her messy hair to her flushed face.

"So it was you who took care of Yanyan all along."

The identities of "Eagle Nanny" and "Li Yaoyao" finally came together in my mind.

Li Yaoyao didn't dare to look at him, staring down at the tips of her canvas shoes, her fingers twisted together like a pretzel.

"I just found out that you're Master Yanyan..."

"What a coincidence!"

Qi Yuge raised an eyebrow, thoughtfully considering the two words.

"Yes, what a coincidence."

A long cry came from overhead.

Yanyan swooped down from the branch, clutching something in its claws.

Covered in ash and dry grass clippings, it was the kidney tonic that Qi Yuge had thrown into the bushes.

It carried the box to Qi Yuge.

Its tail feathers were held high, as if it wanted praise.

Li Yaoyao's face instantly turned from red to purple.

"No no no no no..."

She waved her hands wildly.

"You should know this is all a beautiful misunderstanding!"

"So, in your eyes... this is who I am..."

Qi Yuge, with his hands in his pockets and head down, took a slow, deliberate step forward.

"It just won't work?"

Li Yaoyao shook her head frantically.

"How could that be, Young Master Qi! Who in Beijing doesn't know you're a seventeen-man-a-night machine! So vigorous and powerful! Your manhood never falters—"

She realized what she was saying halfway through her sentence and wished she could sew her mouth shut.

Just as Qi Yuge was about to speak and continue teasing her, Yanyan flew away and then flew back.

This time it was carrying a dirty "banana stick" in its mouth.

He placed the item next to the kidney tonic and nudged it towards Li Yaoyao with his paw.

Then he tilted his head back and called out.

Li Yaoyao sighed and rubbed her forehead.

Oh dear, you must be really hungry.

Why are you even picking up trash from the bin?!

She already threw it away! Why are you still digging through the trash? Are you an eagle, not a dog?!

Now the awkward situation has shifted.

Qi Yuge stared at the object, his smile freezing for half a second.

He was so self-righteous when he gave it away, but he regretted it so much when he found out who it was.

He cleared his throat, his ears turning slightly red.

He bent down and picked up the kidney tonic and adult products together.

Without batting an eye, he stuffed both boxes into his pocket and straightened up.

"Yes, this is a beautiful misunderstanding."