Transmigrated into a lewd little pervert, the crazy boss's kiss made his legs weak.

Several suppressed screams rang out from inside the carriage.

Especially the girls sitting in the same row as them, some covered their faces and dared not look, some were so frightened that they cried, tears streaming down their faces.

Li Yaoyao's hands were still trembling, but she gritted her teeth, raised her phone, and snapped a picture of the exhibitionist.

The flash made his face turn deathly pale. He was stunned for a moment, clearly not expecting that this seemingly the softest and most obedient girl would be the first person to dare to take a picture.

Qi Yuge also realized what was happening.

He cursed, "Fuck your mother."

The subway arrived just then.

The moment the car door opened, he kicked the exhibitionist, coat and all, out of the car with all his might.

The man fell onto the platform like a rag doll, and Qi Yuge and Li Yaoyao followed him off the subway.

The plainclothes officers on the platform immediately rushed over and subdued the exhibitionist who hadn't even gotten up yet. Qi Yuge was about to kick him again, but the police officer next to him grabbed his wrist.

His eyes reddened with anger, and he roared.

"That idiot is the real exhibitionist! Why are you arresting me?!"

Uncle Hat said calmly.

"We received a report that you were stalking an innocent young girl!"

Then a photo is shown.

It was a candid shot of his back as he crouched down behind a tree.

Qi Yuge and Li Yaoyao simultaneously leaned forward to peek.

Then, after a moment of stunned silence, they slowly turned their heads and looked at each other in bewilderment.

Li Yaoyao quickly waved her hand.

"It's a misunderstanding, Uncle Hat! We're husband and wife!"

The policeman who restrained the exhibitionist didn't even look up.

"Ah~ those two! I know them! They're the ones I dealt with last time—the ones who rode ostriches, blew up ancestral halls, and caused a scene at the police station playing the imprisonment game!"

With the reminder, even the police officers who had never seen them before remembered.

"Oh, so it's the two from the Qi family."

Li Yaoyao and Qi Yuge: ...

They have a terrible reputation outside.

The exhibitionist, who was pinned to the ground, suddenly laughed and shouted in Li Yaoyao's direction.

"You two are a pair of adulterers, I saw it all, this guy has been following you..."

"Why? Why can this man touch you, but I can't?!"

Li Yaoyao took two steps forward, raised a middle finger at him, her voice crisp and loud, with a hint of the nasal tone she had just developed from being frightened.

"Because you are a toothpick!"

The exhibitionist's smile froze on his face.

She pressed her advantage, pouring out her words without stopping.

"I'm afraid you have this kind of fetish because you're too insecure. You think women are easy to bully, so you act so recklessly? You feel a sense of accomplishment when you scare girls to tears? But no, the girls cry because of his tiny—little cry!"

"Am I right? Beans, sprouts, and vegetables!"

Then she pointed at Qi Yuge's legs with her other hand.

"My husband's sleep schedule is three times longer than yours even when he's in hibernation!"

"Tell me, why should I choose him over you?!"

The exhibitionist was so thoroughly and precisely criticized by her that tears streamed down his face.

She knelt naked on the platform and cried loudly.

Two policemen dragged the exhibitionist, whose face was covered in snot and tears, up from the ground.

While suppressing a laugh, she nodded to Li Yaoyao and Qi Yuge.

"Thank you both for your help."

"You guys are really down-to-earth; people of your status take the subway."

Qi Yuge happily pulled his wife into his arms.

"This is the place where my wife and I fell in love."

"We'll revisit it every now and then, to recapture that feeling of excitement."

The two men in hats certainly understood the hidden meaning in their words.

It's just a perverted idea!

The two saw through each other but didn't say it out loud.

Chong Li Yao Yao smiled faintly.

Only then did Li Yaoyao belatedly realize that she was shy.

She quickly buried her face in his chest, her exposed earlobes turning bright red.

·

The two of them came out of the subway station and saw the flashy Cullinan parked right on the side of the road.

The car body gleamed in the sunlight, standing out awkwardly among the row of shared bicycles and ride-hailing vehicles.

Li Yaoyao rolled her eyes and shook off Qi Yuge's hand.

I'm going to work.

Qi Yuge pulled him back again.

"Don't go, baby."

Li Yaoyao pouted.

"Where else can I go if I don't walk? Don't tell me it's a five-minute walk to my workplace, but I have to suffer through a half-hour drive."

The man took her hand, leaned down, and pressed his thin lips against her earlobe.

His tone carried a layer of ambiguous self-righteousness.

"Why bother going to work?"

"Let's go do what we were doing when we went to the public restroom."

"The subway belongs to the public, but the Cullinan belongs to us. We can build as much as we want from it."

Li Yaoyao was stunned for a moment before she realized what he was up to.

In broad daylight, his face instantly burned.

She quickly broke free from his grasp and tried to run away.

Qi Yuge swept her up from behind, his voice both roguish and sweet.

"Baby, you promised me, you can't go back on your word!"

Then he opened the car door, put her in the passenger seat, and got into the driver's seat himself.

He Ming was standing by the roadside, and before he could even swallow the mouthful of coffee in his mouth, he heard the car door slam shut.

The engine started up, and the Cullinan sped away, leaving him bewildered in the wind.

He waved away the car exhaust fumes expressionlessly.

Then I opened the venting group and started complaining to the housekeeper and bodyguard teams about the bizarre things this crazy couple had done that day.

The car was parked in the company garage.

Qi Yuge lifted her into the driver's seat and had her straddle his lap.

In front of me was a man's muscular chest, and behind me was a cold steering wheel.

She was trapped in this cramped space, unable to move.

The man leaned back slightly, admiring her flushed ears.

"Sweetie, don't be shy anymore."

Then he gave her a light pat on the side of her hip.

"Sweetie, turn around."

She buried her face in his shoulder and whined sweetly.

"Can't we refrain from engaging in lewd behavior in broad daylight?"

Qi Yuge narrowed his eyes and threatened slowly and deliberately.

"Baby, be a good boy/girl."

"Turn around."

"Try to suffer less."

Li Yaoyao pouted.

He clumsily turned around on his lap, his knee hitting the inside of his thigh, and his lower back bumping into his stomach, causing him to groan several times.

She continued adjusting her posture as if nothing had happened.

Despite the pain, Qi Yuge gritted his teeth and pinched her slender waist.

"Sweetie, hold the steering wheel firmly."

"My husband will teach you how to drive."

She buried her burning cheeks in the steering wheel and heard a thud behind her.

It was the sound of a snap fastener being released, exceptionally crisp in the quiet garage.

His long, slender fingers parted the fabric of her dress at the back and moved upwards.

He leaned forward and pressed his thin lips against the slightly raised mole on the back of her neck.

He took a gentle sip, his husky voice brushing against her skin.

Lesson One.

"Beginners should use a light touch on the accelerator."

……(slightly)

Before she finally lost consciousness, the girl looked up at the starry sky.

She swore through tears—

I will never take the subway again!

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