Transmigrated into a lewd little pervert, the crazy boss's kiss made his legs weak.

Li Yaoyao was actually extremely nervous throughout the entire ceremony, but it wasn't outwardly apparent.

After finally finishing their pleasantries with the leaders, the two of them escaped from the auditorium and breathed in some fresh air.

Qi Yuge quickly unscrewed the thermos and held it to her lips.

"Honey, are you thirsty?"

"Drink it while it's hot. The hotter the weather, the more you should drink warm water; it's better for your health."

Li Yaoyao glanced at the scorching sun, then looked at the bottle of steaming water with disdain.

She licked her slightly dry lips, a few fine beads of sweat still clinging to the tip of her nose, looking playful and adorable.

"I don't want this, I want ice cream."

Just as Qi Yuge was about to continue reciting his health regimen, several boys who had just finished playing ball walked towards him.

The tallest boy in the group, with sunny eyes and eyebrows, was carrying a basketball in one hand and a bag of ice cream in the other.

Hearing her words, I handed the bag to her.

"Hello, I have some here, please have some!"

He smiled a little shyly, but his brothers behind him were anything but shy.

They started making a ruckus with grins on their faces.

"This is the first time the school heartthrob has ever been so attentive; it's truly a rare sight!"

"Hey little junior, take this! Don't be shy!"

Seeing this, Qi Yuge instantly activated his battle mode.

He shielded Li Yaoyao behind him and immediately retorted.

"Junior, you motherfucker! We're such a perfect match, you wouldn't guess we're a married couple!!"

"She's your senior! You immature brat, stay away from my wife!"

As he spoke, he tilted his nose in the air and swiftly pulled out the little red booklet he always carried with him from his pocket.

He held it up in front of a few boys and waved it around, as if he wanted to slap them in the face.

"See that?! A legally married couple, licensed to work!"

When the cheerful and outgoing boys saw this crazy guy pull out his marriage certificate, they quickly put their hands together in apology to Li Yaoyao.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, senior!"

"Our senior was dressed so young and cute that we thought the man in the suit next to her... was her father!"

Then these loud-mouthed brats ran away after provoking us.

Qi Yuge was furious when he heard himself being called "uncle".

He roared at the retreating figures of the group.

"Don't you kids understand? A man is a father outside, a dog at home, and a wolf in bed!"

He rolled up his sleeves and was about to chase after him, but Li Yaoyao, feeling both embarrassed and amused, held him back tightly.

"How childish of you! Why are you getting angry with a bunch of kids!"

He turned his head in disbelief.

"A child? A child who's 1.85 meters tall? You've got some nerve, daring to covet your child?"

Li Yaoyao took his hand and led him for a slow stroll along the tree-lined path.

"But you just said they weren't even fully grown yet."

Qi Yuge's hand was taken by the girl, and half of his frizzy hair smoothed down, but he still remained stubborn.

"You're definitely not good enough to compare with me, you know that..."

She quickly pinched the vein on the back of his hand, her face flushed and her voice low.

"If you can't speak properly, then shut up! Are you being foolish again?!"

It's so hot outside.

She pulled him to a random empty classroom and pushed open the creaking old-fashioned wooden door.

The ceiling fan turned slowly, and the afternoon sunlight streamed through the window onto the desks.

The classroom was completely empty.

The only sounds were the creaking of the fan and the distant chirping of cicadas outside the window.

She turned the fan to its highest setting and stood by the podium, fanning herself with her hand.

"Let's rest for a bit and then go home, it's too hot today."

There was no sound behind me.

Li Yaoyao turned around in confusion, only to find the man standing behind her, staring at her intently, which startled her.

"What's gotten into you again? What are you doing, acting all mysterious!"

Qi Yuge smiled.

First, he slowly took off his suit jacket and draped it over the back of the chair.

Then came the vest. The cuffs were unbuttoned, and the sleeves were folded up twice to reveal the well-defined forearms.

Finally, her fingers unbuttoned the top two buttons of her collar, revealing glimpses of her collarbone and dog tag.

Li Yaoyao sensed something was wrong and retreated step by step.

"What are you trying to do?!"

The man approached step by step, his voice languid.

"For the baby to keep on hand."

Her back was already pressed against the cold wall, with nowhere left to retreat, so she lowered her voice.

"This is the classroom! Some younger students will be coming to class later!"

"My wife looks so cute today."

He looked down at Li Yaoyao.

She wore a simple white preppy polo dress, her hair was tied in a high ponytail, and her light makeup gave her a youthful and innocent look.

He closed his eyes, as if the face before him overlapped with the face of the girl in the billiard hall in his memory.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but catch his breath.

When he opened his eyes again, a deep, overwhelming desire was surging within them.

The fan creaked and groaned, and the afternoon chirping of cicadas poured in from outside the window in waves.

In this environment, the sense of taboo becomes even stronger.

He pressed his forehead against hers, his voice hoarse and soft.

"Baby, what a pity. I wish I were a teacher..."

"Then I must become my wife's homeroom teacher."

Li Yaoyao was forced to press her entire back against the wall, her hands against his chest, and asked him warily why.

He curled his lips into a roguish smile, grabbed her wrist, and pulled her in front of him.

He leaned down and whispered something in her ear, in a voice only the two of them could hear.

"xxx..."

She paused, pondered the words for a moment, and blushed from her ears all the way to the base of her neck, gritting her teeth.

"How disgusting! You pervert! You even let me use puns in this!"

"Aaaaaah! Just shut up!"

The girl tried to pinch his mouth again, but he turned his head away to avoid it.

Then he grabbed her waist and pressed her against the desk, hugging her from behind and pressing his face against her back.

He opened his mouth pitifully.

"Oh dear, my poor husband. He's loved our baby for twelve years, but he never had a chance to confess his feelings or kiss her when he first fell in love..."

"It's such a shame~ I wonder if my wife can make up for this regret of mine~"

Li Yaoyao listened without any emotional fluctuation.

If it weren't for the undeniable burning sensation behind her, she might have actually believed a fraction of what he said.

But looking at how clingy the man was, she finally sighed in despair.

"I only have one request: no more dirty talk during the process."

"I'm really afraid I won't be able to resist punching you to death."

He immediately, like a happy big dog, lifted her up onto the desk and pounced on her.

He dragged out the last syllable of his mouth.

"Wife~~~~~ I love you~~~~~!"