Playing the Eighth Route Army, the system is forcing this on me?

Beside the podium.

The bald man was shocked when he heard this.

Having worked with Brother Hong for so many years, I knew he was a righteous person, but I never expected him to be this righteous!

That's why I say he's the only one who can be the boss!

That's a real investment!

But no matter what, this is a bit too much to ask.

This Yi Zheng is just a newcomer who has only been here for two days!

Thinking of this, the bald man took two steps forward.

"Brother Hong, you mustn't!"

"My sister-in-law just got off the plane yesterday, and my brother hasn't even touched her yet!"

"Yi Zheng has only been here for two days; he's still an outsider!"

"Brother, please think it over!"

Brother Hong waved his hand.

"You don't know anything!"

"If you doubt someone, don't use them; if you use someone, don't doubt them!"

"So what if he's an outsider? Aren't you an outsider too? Besides, he spent the night with your sister-in-law, so he's family now!"

what?

Do you really want me to be your wife?

Upon hearing this, Yi Zheng exclaimed, "Great!"

My sister-in-law, is she probably a newly kidnapped virgin?

Ah Hong, Ah Hong!

I knew you were going all out, but I didn't expect you to go to such extremes!

In the less than two days I've been here, I've already achieved three small goals.

He had long anticipated that this man surnamed Hong would put on a show in order to win people's hearts.

But to my surprise, he actually did it!

Sacrificing one's sister-in-law?

This is not as simple as just winning people's hearts!

If those dozens of beautiful women were to be rejected out of consideration for their looks, then...

But right now, the other side has brought out their sister-in-law!

If I keep refusing, I'll be offending Mr. Hong.

Secondly, if you are completely unyielding and don't seem like you're willing to be devoted to someone, the other party will inevitably become suspicious.

But what if we turn this fake relationship into a real one?

If I were to actually touch my sister-in-law, according to the laws of our country, even if I were rescued and brought back, I would still have to go to jail!

This guy surnamed Hong is pretty good!

This is killing two birds with one stone; they've played it so cleverly!

Making scams by making phone calls was partly a form of coercion under duress, as it was done when someone threatened his life.

Secondly, it was also to ensure that he could be rescued and brought back home, so that he would intentionally reveal his information and location to the country.

But tonight, if my sister-in-law, who is also a hostage, bleeds, I'll be completely hooked!

Let's not even talk about how the 3 million yuan fraud amount will be judged at that time.

The crime of being a sister-in-law alone is a serious offense!

According to the laws of Datong, that's a minimum of 3 years, a minimum of 7 years, and no limit on indefinite imprisonment!

Just as he thought of this, Brother Hong slid the bracelet he was holding onto his wrist.

Raise your hand and shout.

"Brothers, no phone calls tonight!"

"On this joyous day, Baldy, tell the kitchen to knead the dough and make dumplings!"

After Hong finished shouting, he pulled Yi Zheng over, patted him on the shoulder, and shouted back.

"If you do not abandon me, I am willing to become sworn brothers with you!"

"Let's work together to make the park bigger and stronger, and create a brilliant future!"

After he finished speaking, he pointed to the audience below the stage.

"From today onwards, no more calling him Yizheng. Call him Second Brother!"

"Second Brother!"

A thunderous roar erupted from the audience, and everyone bowed in unison!

Seeing the scene before him, Yi Zheng almost rolled his eyes to the sky.

broken.

This is really bad!

When are the police coming?

If you don't come soon, I'll become the second-in-command!

As the shouts of "Second Brother, Second Brother" from the audience gradually subsided.

Suddenly, the dog at the door let out a howl.

Yi Zheng turned around and looked.

The bald man came running over, strutting around with a bowl of dog's blood in his hand.

Brother Hong picked up the bowl and gulped it down.

After finishing the drink, he smashed the bowl to pieces with a loud crash.

"From this day forward, we two are sworn brothers, bound by blood!"

Yi Zheng grinned and gave an awkward laugh.

Your family swore a blood oath to kill a dog?

But then, the man surnamed Hong wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and said, "Baldy, give your second brother a bowl too!"

"yes!"

And then another howl.

The two fierce dogs were thus dealt with.

Another bowl of dog blood was brought over.

"Second brother, please!"

"Wait a minute!"

Yi Zheng held the bowl full of dog blood in front of his chest.

"Brother! This custom of drinking blood came from the East; it's considered unlucky!"

"Look at those people over there, they're always cutting up sashimi and disemboweling themselves, even their national flag is stained with menstrual blood!"

"We can't learn from the Japanese!"

hiss……

Brother Hong frowned and pondered for two seconds.

Yup!

He had learned this ritual from watching TV, but he hadn't really researched it because he hadn't read many books.

What Yi Zheng said makes sense!

"So, what does my second brother mean?"

hiss……

Yi was pinching his chin, pretending to be deep in thought.

"According to our local custom, we have to set off firecrackers!"

"Firecrackers?"

"Yes, fire the cannons!"

"The more you set off, the louder it is, the more auspicious it is!"

Upon hearing this, the man surnamed Hong recalled the time before he left his hometown as a child.

It's true that the village sets off firecrackers on festive occasions.

Yes, he nodded.

What Yi Zheng said makes sense!

But then I thought about it again.

"But where would we get cannons in this foreign land?"

Yi Zheng remained unhurried and chuckled.

He turned his head to look at the tower outside the door.

"Brother, the noise from that thing, isn't it just a cannon?"

Hong Ge and Baldy followed Yi Zheng's gaze and turned to look at the main entrance.

"Oh, right!"

"That's just a cannon!"

"You're so smart, brother!" The man surnamed Hong nodded and patted Yi Zheng's shoulder hard.

He immediately pulled out two Desert Eagles from his waist and threw one to Yi Zheng.

The bolt was pulled back with a click.

"Brother, we're not drinking dog blood, we're setting off firecrackers!"

After saying that, he fired two shots at the ceiling.

When he looked at Yi Zheng again, the other party did not make a move, but instead reached out his hand again.

"Wait a minute, brother!"

Yi Zheng interrupted the spellcasting again.

Mr. Hong frowned again. "What do you mean? Are there other rules?"

"Absolutely!"

Yi Zheng crossed his arms and pondered for a moment, constantly weighing the Desert Eagle in his hand. It was the real deal!

As expected, it seems that those armed were not just the guards on the watchtower at the gate!

We have to find a way to get all the guns!

He thought for two seconds, and then his eyes lit up.

"Brother, according to our country's customs, there are different numbers of firecrackers."

"During festivals, firecrackers are set off in a thousand rounds."

"Weddings are celebrated with ten thousand firecrackers."

"Today is a double celebration for us brothers! I mean, it wouldn't be good luck if it didn't reach at least 20,000 shots, brother!"

Twenty thousand shots?

The man surnamed Hong weighed the Desert Eagle in his hand, then turned to look at the bald man. Both of them were taken aback.

The two men began to plan their ammunition depot.

Seeing the two men's furrowed brows, Yi Zheng's heart leaped into his throat.

broken.

That's a stupid plan!

Why did I say it so bluntly?

Anyone with half a heart would know that they want them to empty the magazine, right?

Judging from the serious looks in the eyes of the two people in front of me, they must have already become suspicious!

Thankfully, the dog outside the door was killed by the bald guy.

With a gun in hand and the system's skills, it's not like I can't give it a shot.

Yi was holding the Desert Eagle's hand, his fingers silently releasing the safety.

His eyes were fixed on the two people opposite him.

Be ready to act at any time!

Unexpectedly, after thinking for a long time, the two nodded at the same time.

"Yi Zheng is right!"

"It needs to be 20,000 shots!"

"Men, take all the guns away!"