The pretty girl who plays with people's feelings is going to be severely punished.

My online husband has become a real person, my online flirting partner is a classmate, and my online male best friend has grown into a real person.

Her once peaceful and harmonious life was suddenly filled with men, making it crowded, chaotic, and congested. Yu Lian began to think about finding a sensible, easy-going, and quiet man to settle down with.

That's probably why, not because it's lost its novelty or anything.

My duo queue with him wasn't really pre-arranged; Yu Lian saw him in the game and casually invited him. The two internet celebrities' IDs side-by-side were a sight to behold. Yu Lian's custom female avatar and his high-quality male avatar were evenly matched.

I remember now, I remember everything. She wasn't anyone's high school sweetheart, nor anyone's fickle girlfriend, nor was she anyone's stepsister who cheated on their partner in the middle of the night, causing an increase in national electricity consumption.

She is an internet goddess.

During those most ambiguous days, we even made several phone calls, but he's still acting coy and shy, refusing to speak on his microphone.

Yu Lian was somewhat susceptible to this, so she didn't bother to speak on her own and instead sent a cute emoji to show off her sweetness.

[Room] I don't want to be too despicable: I'm on summer vacation.

[Room] I don't want to be too despicable: I saw that he finished hitting you, is it my turn now?

[Room] I don't want to be too despicable: [acting cute]

After hearing his voice, even watching him type makes him seem well-behaved, self-disciplined, and professional. He's a flashy player in the development lane with a rank of 90+, I bet he's been flirting with girls a lot in King of Glory.

Yu Lian was unsurprisingly won over. Finished men are like junk food—unhealthy but delicious. She was secretly pleased but also wary, worried that he wanted something from her.

Ask tentatively.

[Room] A mixture of pity and hate: Why are you so good to me? quq

[Room] I don't want to be too despicable: I'm not good to you.

[Room] I Don't Want to Be Too Despicable: That jungler upset you, but I had to go to school and didn't have time to tag you, so you had to make up with him.

[Room] I don't want to be too despicable: It would be too unfair to you.

What a statement! What a mess!

Yu Lian prepared to get ready and call her husband.

She's determined to withdraw the money this time.



The gaming experience of duoing with that despicable guy has always been great. It's easy and sweet not having to think about how many girls he's carried. In this game, neither of them had their mics on. After Yu Lian took the umpteenth blue buff he'd fed her, she lay on Gongsun Li's head and suddenly remembered something.

Surprise inspection with microphones on.

"You're not going to connect with other girls on voice chat if you don't turn on your mic now, are you?"

  

"Turn on your mic within five seconds, or you'll regret it."

Less than five seconds later, the despicable microphone went dead.

His voice was still crisp and clear, the kind of perfect Chu male voice that Yu Lian liked the most. No matter how flashy his actions were when playing with girls, his voice would make him seem very innocent.

Pretending to be wronged.

"Why are you saying that to me? I saw that you didn't turn on your mic and thought you didn't want to talk to me... I don't connect with other people on mic, really, you can keep checking me if you don't believe me."

Seeing that his reply speed didn't seem like an act, Yu Lian felt relieved. When she met someone willing to coax her, she continued to make a fuss, shamelessly acting coquettishly in a high-pitched voice, her tone full of twists and turns, very shameful and very seductive.

If you accidentally turn on the team mic, your teammates will post it online saying you accidentally entered the marksman/support's double room.

"How was I supposed to know you? You haven't talked to me in so long, I thought you'd forgotten about me. You wouldn't have played with me today if I hadn't pulled you along."

She spoke without a shred of guilt, as if she weren't the one who ignored him after learning he was going to school.

The device that maliciously logged into her game account was deleted by her. I sent her a WeChat message as soon as I got out of school, but no one replied. Her Moments are still being updated as usual, and she's starting her King of Glory peak matches with Ma Chao and Jing.

He roughly understood.

So I stopped bothering her.

Although that was the truth, at this point he could only admit guilt: "No, even if you hadn't invited me, I would have messaged you anyway. I didn't dare invite you directly; I thought you had made plans to log on..."

"Don't be upset, it's my fault. How about I give you an extra Sun Shangxiang this month? I'm on summer vacation, I have plenty of time."

Okay, okay.

Yu Lian didn't say those words aloud. A notification sound rang out in the game.

[Reservation] I can do it even if you don't tell me: 6, is that archer being sent back to the factory again?

[Reservation] I can do it even without you saying anything: Can you invite me to play next time? I have nothing to do.

[Reservation] I can do it even if you don't tell me: KPL's number one jungler will take you.

Normally it would be fine, but when they were having a passionate and intimate conversation, he insisted on joining in, which Yu Lian was not very willing to do.

He carefully muted his microphone and sent a voice message to text: "Aren't you tired of playing King of Glory for so long every day? Go to sleep, I have something to do."

This has happened before. Sometimes when Yu Lian is playing duo queue with a man, Ao Chen, who happens to be free, will inconsiderately ask to join in.

He usually doesn't persist after being rejected by Yu Lian.

But I've been having some bad luck today.

[Reservation] I can do it even without being told: Training is much better than playing with a gaming partner, and there's rest time, so it's not tiring at all.

[Reservation] I can do it even without being told: I'm in the dorm and can't turn on my mic, you guys chat, I'm going to play a couple of rounds and then go to sleep.

Yu Lian was also somewhat possessed by evil spirits.

She actually softened.

If Ao Chen had acted this way before, she would have definitely given him a good scolding and then ignored him. No matter how much he tried to break through the desperate suppression technique, she would have told him to get lost and not affect her market.

But just now his face flashed before my eyes.

With a high-class, handsome face paired with a cheap imitation Adidas, and a band-aid stuck to one ear, Yu Lian thought it was some kind of fashionable accessory from a small town.

He later said that he got his ears pierced for five yuan at a barbershop at the village entrance, but they became inflamed and suppurated, and it kept getting worse, so he could only put on a band-aid.

A couple of nights ago, I rolled over in my sleep and accidentally pressed on something. It hurt so much that I rolled off the bed and crushed the washbasin that I had left on the floor above me.

I lost a few dollars on a washbasin.

Such a miserable life suggests a very weak birth chart.

What if she refuses again and her phone gets blocked?

Yu Lian had no choice but to agree.

Seeing her silence, he tentatively asked what was wrong.

Yu Lian gave an awkward laugh: "I'll bring another jungler, it feels like a three-player team would be easier. Uh, he's just here to play, he won't use his mic."

They used the same rhetoric they used when they told Ao Chen they wanted to recruit the despicable.

"...Okay." The despicable one paused for a moment, then responded in a low voice.

Yu Lian thought it was all settled when he agreed so quickly; she had really found a sensible and well-behaved boy for her.

They were happily preparing to live a good life as a family of three.

Then I heard him say, sounding a little aggrieved, "If you don't turn on your microphone, how about we make a phone call?"

"There are many things he's embarrassed to say to me."

The crystal exploded, and before Gongsun Li's MVP settlement animation had even finished playing, Ao Chen's request to join the team had already been sent five or six times.

Yu Lian was still struggling with whether or not to abandon Ao Chen again to have an affair.

She knew that Ao Chen was unusually sad last time, but she has changed now and her acting skills have improved, so she is no longer afraid of being discovered.

The invitation requests were getting annoying, but Yu Lian didn't think much of it and subconsciously clicked "accept".

However, I didn't see many "Request to Join" messages that included an "Invitation to Join" message.

It's just bad luck that I managed to click on that one invitation out of so many.

The page switched to a duo room with Ao Chen. The high-quality male avatar turned into an abyss black avatar.

"Wait, I'm going to pull him in. Can you stop posting nonsense? I've already clicked the wrong thing..." Yu Lian subconsciously threw a little tantrum.

Before he finished sprinkling, Ao Chen clicked "Start Matching".



[Thank you for the gifts, thank you for the compliments, thank you to everyone (I won't thank you for the criticism) o^ ^o]