I'm only three years old, how could it be a world-ending catastrophe?
Chapter 59 I'm Specializes in Beating Dogs
An apocalyptic catastrophe?!
Upon hearing these five words, Jiang Luo was completely stunned.
He had only heard the word from Zhao Haidong last night.
Although it's unclear exactly what it is, just from the name, you know it's definitely the pinnacle of all calamities.
And now...
This legendary thing actually came looking for me?
even……
In order to "have a chat" with himself, he wiped out everyone in the world?
Just how terrifying is this world-ending calamity?!
and also……
The troubles brought about by my strength attribute exceeding the 400 threshold...
Is that all it takes to top it?
system……
Aren't you being a bit too outrageous?
Just as Jiang Luo was furiously complaining in his heart.
The Lord of Nothingness, however, took the initiative to speak.
"Six hundred years ago, I could have razed this filthy world to the ground, turned all humanity into our food, and established a supreme kingdom ruled by calamities!"
"Unfortunately, those despicable guys from the Extraordinary Bureau found a so-called 'sacrifice' from somewhere and forcibly sealed me away in a way I can't understand."
"But what can they do to me? A mere six hundred years has long since loosened the seal. Now, I am free again!"
"Next, I will utterly destroy this world that disgusts me, and then create a perfect world that belongs only to our calamity!"
"so……"
"Little guy, would you like to... lend me a hand?!"
"How about we join forces to create that perfect paradise that's just for us?!"
The Void Lord looked at Jiang Luo.
Although it had no face, Jiang Luo could clearly sense that its "gaze" was full of expectation and fervor.
Jiang Luo fell silent.
because……
He felt that this set of words sounded somewhat familiar.
Upon closer reflection...
Isn't this just an upgraded version of "I am Qin Shi Huang, add me for 50, and I will lead you to unify the world"?
Jiang Luo raised her head expressionlessly, shook her head, and said, "I have no money."
The Lord of Nothingness: "?"
What are you saying?!
What does this have to do with money?!
However, as a calamity of world destruction, the Void Lord forcibly suppressed the confusion in his mind.
It patiently continued in its seductive voice, "I don't need money, what I need is for us to become one!"
"Let us...be completely one!"
"I'll make you... a new, world-destroying calamity!"
"I will make you the god who rules this world!"
Hearing this, Jiang Luo tilted her head, a hint of innocence on her chubby face, as if she were seriously considering the suggestion.
"To become a god?"
"That's actually a good thing..."
He muttered to himself.
The non-existent corners of the Void Lord's mouth seemed to curve upwards slightly.
really!
Even cubs cannot resist the ultimate temptation of dominating the world!
but……
What a pity, child!
The one who truly rules the world will never be a little thing like you!
But it is I, the Lord of Nothingness!
"but……"
Jiang Luo suddenly spoke again, her little face showing a hint of embarrassment and shyness, "Uncle, before we merge, I have a small question I'd like to ask you."
The Lord of Nothingness patiently continued, his voice maintaining its seductive rhythm: "Ask away, my future master. All your doubts will be answered."
Jiang Luo immediately waved to it, "Um... could you come a little closer? I want to whisper something in your ear."
A hint of displeasure flashed through the mind of the Void Lord.
In this world constructed by its will, there are only the two of them. Is there any need for them to whisper to each other?
What's this little thing up to?
But then I thought, the other person is just a three-year-old child, and it's normal for their way of thinking to be different from ordinary people.
Moreover, in order to ensure that the subsequent "integration" can proceed smoothly and avoid unnecessary losses, it is better to go along with him a bit.
Thinking of this, the Void Lord's slender and tall figure slowly squatted down and brought his faceless head close to Jiang Luo's face.
"Alright, tell me, my little one."
Jiang Luo immediately leaned closer, her eyes sparkling with innocent light.
"What I want to ask is..."
Jiang Luo spoke in a childish voice, and the innocent and adorable expression on her face vanished in the next second.
Instead, he displayed a coldness and mockery that were completely out of character for his age!
"Where did you come from, you stupid dog? Trying to act like you're some kind of big shot with your dad?"
The words fell.
That small hand, which had been poised to strike, landed squarely on the face of the Lord of Nothingness!
Snapped!
A crisp, loud crack echoed through the deathly silence of the world.
The Void Lord's head, made of shadow, exploded from the slap.
Countless black fragments scattered and flew everywhere, and the massive body was sent flying uncontrollably backward, carving a long trench in the ground.
Once it regained its balance, the shattered head had reformed, but the shadows that made up the body were noticeably dimmer and thinner.
In its vast voice, only an incomprehensible shock and rage remained.
"How...how could you possibly hurt me?!"
Jiang Luo curled her lip, her face full of disdain.
"Because you're a stupid dog, a complete and utter stupid dog!"
"And I, Lao Tzu, specialize in beating dogs!"
He almost laughed.
They're even combining?
And become a god?
What about Cheng Nima?
Isn't it just a desire to possess someone's body?
Do you really think I'm stupid?
If this stupid dog were really that powerful, able to make all of humanity disappear out of thin air, would it need to look for me?
Of course, the most crucial point is...
The moment that silly dog appeared, the attribute power within Jiang Luo's body was activated!
What does this tell us?
This shows that this seemingly realistic world, which even simulates the temperature of sunlight so perfectly, is actually fake!
This is a fake world created by the realm of this stupid dog's calamity!
Although she didn't know how she was pulled in, and even less whether the thing in front of her was the world-destroying calamity it claimed to be.
But to be on the safe side, Jiang Luo decided to play along and put on a show.
All for the sake of delivering that unexpected slap!
And with this slap, the extent of the problem has been tested.
That stupid dog...
A complete waste of space!
They're no match for them at all!
What's there to be afraid of?
Jiang Luo put his hands in his pockets and took small steps forward.
"You idiot, stop standing there."
"Come on, let your father see what other skills you have."
"Otherwise, you'll suffer a lot too!"
He was called a stupid dog by a three-year-old and then slapped away.
This is an unbearable and humiliating disgrace for the Void Lord, who is a world-destroying calamity!
"You...you're asking for it!"
That ancient and vast voice was now filled with violent rage.
It's determined to kill the other party!
Even if the plan ultimately fails, this little beast must be torn to pieces!
next second.
A black crack immediately appeared in the very center of that head.
Immediately afterwards, a dark golden pupil suddenly opened.
Jiang Luo's face still showed disdain.
He thought it was nothing serious.
result……
That's it?
Available in the next second.
Before the Lord of Nothingness could even launch an attack.
Jiang Luo suddenly felt something was wrong with her body...
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