I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.
Chapter 244: You want to go for a foot massage?
"Kun, you bought so much, how much did it cost?"
Qian Kun waved his hand dismissively, "I haven't calculated it precisely, but it's probably around twenty or thirty thousand, but less than thirty thousand."
"No problem."
"No problem?"
Zhao Yihang was so shocked he almost fell off his chair. "You think managing 30,000 is nothing?"
Qian Kun helped him sit down and said earnestly, "When you have money someday, you'll find that money is a fucking bastard."
"If you don't spend it, it can't have children for you!"
"Therefore, we should enjoy life!"
Zhao Yihang and Wu Hanfeng looked at each other in bewilderment.
Then they both gave him a thumbs up:
"Brilliant!"
Zhao Yihang said, "It's a pity, without it, I wouldn't be able to have children."
Wu Hanfeng also said, "Kun, you bought so much food for them. I think they'll be begging you to come out every week from now on."
Qian Kun's eyes lit up. "That's great! It would be wonderful to be able to get out and relax every week!"
"If they're willing to give me their spots, I'll bring them delicious food and drinks every time they come out!"
"We guarantee that no one will be left behind, and everyone will benefit!"
Zhao Yihang laughed and scolded, "Then why don't you just have all these bosses move their stalls outside our camp and do business exclusively for you?"
Qian Kun: "..."
Just then, the owner of the roast chicken shop walked by, and Qian Kun grabbed him.
"Boss, prepare 50 roast chickens for me. I'll have someone come and pick them up at 5:30."
The boss was astonished. "How...how many?"
Qian Kun: "50. I'll take it back for my comrades to eat."
The boss looked at Wu Hanfeng, trying to make sure he wasn't joking.
Wu Hanfeng sighed and smiled wryly, "He's a rich kid, let's prepare for him. Consider it his sponsorship of the company's party tonight."
Qian Kun readily went up and paid the money first. Only then did the shopkeeper completely believe him. He patted Qian Kun on the shoulder and laughed, "If I had a rich second-generation comrade like you when I was in the army, I wouldn't have had to be discharged."
"Why?" Qian Kun was taken aback.
The boss laughed and said, "Nonsense! With lavish meals every week, who would want to leave the army!"
Qian Kun: "..."
Wu Hanfeng let out a burp, stood up, and said, "Alright, now that you're full, let's go for a walk."
Where do you want to go?
"However, let me make this clear first: this city doesn't have many tourist attractions."
"Just like any other city, you can stroll around, visit shopping malls, and of course, go to an internet cafe to play games."
"But don't even think about those foot massage parlors."
Upon hearing this, Qian Kun felt a pang of disappointment. "Even legitimate massages aren't allowed? I was thinking of going for a massage to relax."
Wu Hanfeng said, "It's precisely because we don't know if it's legitimate or not that it's best not to go."
"You'll be in trouble when the police raid prostitution."
As he spoke, Wu Hanfeng stared at Qian Kun and said, "You must have been to a lot of places like this before you joined the army, right?"
Qian Kun waved his hands repeatedly, "No, no! I'm not that kind of person!"
Wu Hanfeng scoffed, "That would be best!"
But the next second, Wu Hanfeng realized he was wrong.
Qian Kun said, "I just went to a bar and did some karaoke."
"Which places like foot massage parlors and karaoke bars are more fun than these?!"
"The quality is simply not in the same league!"
"Unfortunately, it's broad daylight now, and even if I did, I wouldn't be in the mood."
Wu Hanfeng: "..."
Zhao Yihang: "..."
The three of them paid the bill and left the roast chicken restaurant.
Qian Kun's blue suit and burgundy leather shoes attracted the attention of many pedestrians, who looked at him as if he were an alien.
"Look at that person, dressed like they're going to a wedding."
"Maybe they're just going to a wedding."
"But... he was holding a thick stack of invoices, as if he had just finished shopping."
"...Could he be a groom buying wedding supplies?"
Qian Kun was still smug when he saw everyone turning around to look at him.
But upon hearing their words, his smile vanished instantly.
Zhao Yihang couldn't help but burst into laughter:
"Groom, hurry up, don't miss the auspicious time!"
"roll!"
"I'm single!"
As the three strolled through the food street, Qian Kun asked expectantly:
"Brother Feng, what do you think about this evening? When we bring all the stuff back to the company, won't those guys be moved to tears when they see dozens of boxes of milk tea, hamburgers, roast chicken, lamb skewers, all kinds of barbecue, fruit, roast chicken...?"
Wu Hanfeng said, "I don't know if you'll cry or not, but I do know that your name will be known throughout the entire troupe tomorrow."
"Let them spread the rumors," Qian Kun said nonchalantly. "I don't rely on my reputation for a living anyway."
Zhao Yihang raised his milk tea and clinked it against Qian Kun's: "Come on, a toast to Young Master Qian!"
"Respect to the nouveau riche!"
"Cheers!"
For the next half day, the three of them really didn't have anywhere to go.
Unlike women, who can shop in malls for hours without getting tired.
They walked around for less than half an hour and felt more tired than if they had run five kilometers.
"Damn it! How come only half an hour has passed? This is the first time I've felt time is passing so slowly." Qian Kun sat listlessly on a lounge chair in the mall.
"Me too."
Zhao Yihang sat down and sighed, "I've almost never gone shopping since I was a child."
"Why do you women love shopping so much?"
"Are there so many things to buy?"
Looking at their condition, Wu Hanfeng laughed and said, "It's only been a little while, and you're already tired?"
"It's still five hours before we go back."
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