I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.
Chapter 200: The Inspectors Arrive
At this time, the washroom was right outside the toilet.
Chen Zhiyuan was miserably scrubbing the bed sheet.
He had already cursed Wu Hanfeng's ancestors for eighteen generations in his mind.
As nap time drew closer, some unsuspecting new recruits began trying to come in to use the restroom.
"etc!"
"What are you doing?"
Chen Zhiyuan stood up and asked them.
The new recruits were taken aback. "Company commander, we're going to the toilet, and then we'll go to sleep."
"You're not allowed to go up!"
The new recruits: "???"
No, has the world gone so erratically that even using the toilet is no longer an option?
Chen Zhiyuan coughed. "What I mean is, don't do it here."
"Go, have your squad leader take you to the Second Company next door!"
"Then, tell the duty officer outside to go to each shift that no one is allowed to come to the toilet at noon today."
"The class that is on duty cleaning the toilets will also wait until they get up before cleaning them."
The new recruits: "???"
Why are we not allowed to use the toilets in our own company, so we have to go to other companies to use them?
What kind of logic is this?
Although they didn't understand, they had long since learned to obey orders, so they turned around and left.
Meanwhile, the duty officer of the Second Company saw several squad leaders from the First Company leading a group of new recruits, marching in a grand procession towards their barracks.
I was startled on the spot.
Did the new recruits from their own company go and beat up the soldiers from the other company, and now they're coming to settle scores?
"Squad leader, the toilets in our company are broken. Can we borrow one?"
Upon hearing this, the duty officer breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that they were about to get down to business.
"Sure, sure, go ahead."
…………
Meanwhile, inside the toilet, Wu Hanfeng produced a stack of toilet paper from somewhere and walked into one of the stalls.
The new recruits: "???"
As the splashing sound rang out, the smell in the toilet became subtle again.
Outside Wu Hanfeng's squatting spot were Qian Kun and Zhao Yihang.
Qian Kun, with a tearful face and pinching his nose, asked, "No! Class monitor, did you really have to have this happen now?"
Wu Hanfeng chuckled: "Well, I have diarrhea too."
Everyone: "..."
After saying that, Wu Hanfeng took out a cigarette, lit it, and started smoking with relish.
This infuriated the group of new recruits outside.
They smoke to mask the smell, yet they leave the rest of us to inhale the stench.
Not to mention Li Cuicui.
If Zhao Yuanchao hadn't been there, he really would have wanted to take a dump and then grab it and smash it in Wu Hanfeng's face!
Soon, the nap whistle blew.
The entire barracks fell silent immediately.
Meanwhile, in the toilet, someone was busy folding blankets.
Two figures suddenly appeared outside a company barracks.
"Um...squad leader, are we really going to go in and take a look?"
"What if I see something I shouldn't see again?"
"Li Xiongfei, who was standing next to He Dongchong, asked."
Li Xiongfei sighed, "What is there that we shouldn't see?"
"Don't you like to sneak into other people's toilets?"
"We're still quite far from meeting our targets this month. If we don't work harder now, how can we possibly complete the task?"
He Dong said with a wry smile, "But we can't send the entire platoon! Have you forgotten who's in that platoon?"
Li Xiongfei laughed and said, "Of course I know, it's Old Soldier Wu!"
"But given our current relationship with Veteran Wu, he won't make things difficult for us. Besides, he still owes us a huge favor!"
"This time, maybe he'll even help us achieve a few of our targets!"
He Dong's eyes lit up. "That makes sense!"
"Anyway, apart from Deputy Squad Leader Wu and the people in the headquarters, we don't need to be afraid of anyone in the whole regiment."
After saying that, the two walked with their heads held high and chests puffed out into the company barracks.
By this time, everyone was already in bed resting. The inspectors were only checking to see if anyone was not resting, wandering around, or going somewhere to smoke during their lunch break.
This is also why they choose to come out on duty during their rest time.
That's a sure thing!
After Wu Hanfeng got up, he walked back and forth among the soldiers in the first squad, and when he saw any problems, he would give them some guidance.
But when Wu Hanfeng walked between Li Cuicui and Zhao Yuanchao, Li Cuicui quickly snatched the cigarettes from Wu Hanfeng's pocket.
"Hey! You old codger! You dare steal from the squad leader!"
Wu Hanfeng couldn't help but laugh when he saw Li Cuicui's expression.
Li Cuicui snorted, "Who stole it! You fell down, and I picked you up!"
After saying that, he didn't care about anything else and took out two sticks, handing one to Zhao Yuanchao.
Zhao Yuanchao subconsciously looked at Wu Hanfeng.
Wu Hanfeng looked at the two leaders and found it somewhat amusing.
"Alright, go ahead and smoke!"
"It's only been less than half an hour, and look at you all, some are vomiting, and some have red eyes."
Zhao Yuanchao chuckled, "Thank you, squad leader."
After saying that, he took the cigarette from her, and Li Cuicui quickly lit it for him, then lit one for herself and took a long breath.
Just one bite seemed to eliminate the entire smell of the toilet.
Wu Hanfeng took the other cigarettes and asked the other recruits, "Anyone else want some?"
The other nine recruits, although a few of them smoked, didn't have the courage to do so because Zhao Yuanchao and Li Cuicui were there, and shook their heads repeatedly.
As He Dong and Li Pengfei approached the restroom, they smelled the smoke emanating from it.
The two looked at each other and saw the joy in each other's eyes.
There's hope!!
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