Huayu 02: The Days of Extreme Pulling and Rolling with the Fairy

There was no one in the area where the recording was being made; the hallway was empty, and a faint ray of light shone through a crack in the floor near the front door.

There was a rustling sound inside the room.

The mother-in-law's heart skipped a beat!

Oh no! A lone man and a lone woman!

A spirited young man and his own daughter.

Done! !

I was too naive. How could I trust Xiao Xie? After all, he's a hot-blooded young man.

The mother-in-law took off her high heels and walked forward on tiptoe.

I walked to the door and listened to the sounds inside.

The door was thick, so I couldn't hear clearly... What did she mean by drunk... What did she mean by taking off her clothes... What did she mean by body shape?

The mother-in-law's worries were finally over.

Alright, this definitely isn't a discussion about creative work. How many times has this happened between them?

It's all over...

Hmm... I hope it hasn't come to that.

With a gentle press of the handle, the mother-in-law pushed open the door a crack.

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Xie Jin leaned against the corner of the wall, resisting the drunkard. He wasn't sure if it was just his imagination, but he felt the door move slightly and there was a faint fragrance in the air.

It wasn't the smell of Xiao Liu, nor was it the smell of alcohol; it was his mother-in-law's favorite perfume!

That's right! Absolutely!

My mother-in-law is definitely eavesdropping!

Fortunately, I didn't lose my temper and turn the tables, causing things to escalate into a dangerous situation.

She's not even ten years old yet, and she's still drunk.

My small frame can't handle many electric shocks, and I'll be familiar with it soon enough.

If I play PUBG Mobile today, my mother-in-law will scratch me first, then drag me to the police station. Years later, I'll be forced to clean toilets in jail as punishment.

These days seem so fulfilling...

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But since the mother-in-law has already come, shouldn't I try to save myself? Who can say for sure?

It's time to show your true acting skills.

Today I will fight back against all odds, and my glorious and righteous image will be etched in my mother-in-law's heart!

Today, in this battle...

This will be an important stepping stone for me to become a legitimate dragon knight in the future!

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The thought of a drunkard getting a beating that night brought a barely perceptible smile to Xie Jin's lips.

Then Xie Jin looked at the hamster and her expression became even more pitiful.

Seeing his aggrieved little expression, Xiao Liu became even more excited, licking his lips, his earlobes turning bright red.

Vodka is great...it's so good...

Xie Jin, you're such a cowardly bully.

I'll show you what I'm capable of today!

At this point, she wasn't angry anymore; it was just the simple excitement of adolescence at play, and then, fueled by alcohol, she started acting out.

She absolutely has to try...something salty today!

Biting her lower lip and holding a small stick, she said, "Xie Jin! I'm asking you one more time, are you taking off your shirt or not?!"

Xie Jin said righteously, "Stop messing around, you're drunk... We're good friends now, friends shouldn't act like this."

"Friends? Can't I even look at my friends?"

Liu's mother was standing outside the door with her fingernails digging into her purse.

[Mother-in-law's anger level is 59%]

"If you do this, I'll tell your aunt!"

The giant hamster, hands on its hips, frowned: "They can see me, but not me, right?!"

"That's work! How can you be so unreasonable? If you keep this up, I'm really going to tell Auntie!"

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Little Liu, his eyes glazed with drunkenness, crossed his arms and looked down at his mother condescendingly: "Go ahead and sue! Hiccup... All you do is... suck up to my mom and act as a go-between!"

[Mother-in-law's anger level is 68%]

As the big hamster spoke, the little stick secretly lifted the hem of his shirt.

"Don't be a scoundrel... What do you mean by 'little slut'? That sounds awful! Your mom is really good to me... She always thinks of me when she cooks something delicious... Just like my own elder... Please don't do this, it will make your aunt and me angry."

"Angry? Let her give birth to one and see! You give birth to one and see! You can't escape today, so don't make a futile struggle."

[Mother-in-law's anger level is 78%]

The hamster felt unsteady on its feet, its head was spinning, and it excitedly licked its lips.

She was determined to find out today what they were so excited about!

Is it really that good-looking?

"I'll give you three numbers, or else I'll tell Mom you...you...you bullied me, even without you telling on me."

[Mother-in-law's anger level: 89%] Is this a case of turning black into white? Or a case of blaming the victim?

Xie Jin protested, "My ancestor! I swear to God, how have I ever wronged you? Who's bullying whom between us?"

The giant hamster stepped forward, pointed a finger at Xie Jin's chest, and said with a playful expression, "You're right, but who will believe you?"

[Mother-in-law's anger level is 94%]

Liu's mother stood at the door, her anger turning into a mocking laugh.

I can't believe I misunderstood Xiaojin! What a wonderful child, so well-mannered and polite! I wish she were my child!

Liu Yifei, my precious daughter, I never imagined you had such a lively side.

I've always been worried that my precious cabbage would be taken by someone else, but you taught your mother a lesson today.

So this is how you usually bully Xiao Xie? Honest kids always get bullied.

I, Liu Xiaoli, have failed in my duty to raise my daughter...

Good

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Xie knew that his grand performance was about to come to an end.

Mother-in-law, you never expected me to be so virtuous and upright, like Liu Xiahui (a legendary figure known for his moral integrity).

Go home and beat the kids!

Finally, Xie Jin turned her head to one side with a look of utter despair, giving up the fight.

Murasaki unbuttoned each of his buttons...

Haha, mother-in-law, it's almost time for you to make your appearance.

Look at how your daughter behaved like a beast after drinking, and think about how you're going to make it up to me later.

Everyone's still a fading flower...

The large hamster covered its eyes and bit its lower lip, slowly parting its fingers to reveal half of its chest and belly...

A bead of sweat on his neck traced a line down his chest muscles and across his V-line...

The small room slowly filled with the smells of alcohol and hormones...

The dazed hamster wiped its mouth.

Ouch~ It's so astringent!! It's so astringent!!

The perfect balance of partially concealed and partially revealed!

No way! We have to take this opportunity to teach him a lesson he won't forget!

The big hamster bit its lip, struggled internally, and gritted its teeth.

"Fine, so you've always kept things hidden like this, haven't you? Don't move!"

As he spoke, he swayed and stretched out a slender, white finger, slowly reaching forward.

"No...this isn't right...don't go around acting recklessly after drinking. Don't you understand that feelings should be tempered with propriety? Please don't beg me like this."

Xie Jin began to wail, desperately trying to provoke his mother-in-law, making anyone who didn't know better think that something had happened to him.

The hamster's pupils dilated! Oh ho ho ho ho, it's so hot!

Playing hard to get? You're playing hard to get!

I said, "What are they so excited about? Anyone would be excited in this situation!"

"Hurry up! Take your hand away, don't block the way! You're just babbling in a language I can't understand!"

Xie closed his eyes helplessly.

The big hamster poked Xie Jin's chest muscle with its finger; it was warm...

It jiggles when you poke it, it jiggles when you poke it, it's so much fun!!

(≧▽≦*) Her little feet immediately stomped happily.

This feel... oh ho ho ho.

(•̀ω•́) Tap it again!

Oh ho ho ho!!

Suddenly, Xiao Liu felt a chill on his chin, wiped it with his finger... and his nose was bleeding.

[Mother-in-law's anger level is 100%]

Fueled by alcohol, the hamster glared at him defiantly: "Hurry up! Take two more! Today's lesson is to teach you a lesson—stay away from bad women!"

Xie Jin suddenly saw the door open slightly, and her mother-in-law stood in the doorway with a gloomy expression.

Xie's acting was superb; tears welled up in his eyes instantly.

He was so aggrieved that even the most tragic figures like Dou E and Su San paled in comparison; no one in the world had ever felt more wronged than him: "Auntie, please let me explain."

The giant hamster smirked, not even turning around: "Don't give me that! You think I'm a child?! Hurry up and take it off! Even if God came today, he couldn't save you."

Hooray! So happy! Long live vodka!!

Suddenly, Liu Xiaoli's voice came softly from behind: "Xiao Jin, you don't need to explain, Auntie understands."

The sound was like a thunderclap, striking the giant hamster directly on the head. She swayed a couple of times, and sweat visibly poured down her forehead...

The hamster froze instantly, like a robot, its expression completely frozen.

He slowly turned around, one card at a time, and was half-sobered up.

She forced a smile: "Hiccup... Little Cui... no... Mom... we're... rehearsing..."