Huayu 02: The Days of Extreme Pulling and Rolling with the Fairy

"Distinguished leaders, the first five episodes have finished airing. Would you like to take a break? We have prepared tea, snacks, and drinks."

The head of Zhejiang TV coughed and said, "I'm fine. How about you all?"

The others shook their heads.

The female director of Jiang S TV was extremely anxious: "Ahem, we still have a lot of work to do. Let's continue. Director Xie, you go ahead with your work. We still have several hours to go."

"Alright, our manager, Gu Renlong, will be with you all. Please feel free to ask if you need anything. Our restaurant is open 24 hours a day."

"Go ahead and get busy."

Seeing that even these veterans were charmed by the sweetness, Xie Jin felt confident.

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Since the movie screening was still a long way off and he didn't need anyone else to accompany him, he went out to the balcony for some fresh air.

A few minutes later, the big hamster also slipped out and saw Xie Jin idly catching fish and enjoying the breeze on the rooftop.

The big hamster leaned against the wall on the rooftop and coughed softly twice.

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These days, the hamster's popularity has soared. She is extremely humble in front of her classmates, always remembering her mother's advice to be low-key.

But in her heart, she had already planned how to show off to Xie Jin.

Don't be so cocky, I'm already a white flame!

  

These days, Miss Liu is constantly daydreaming.

The thought of Xie Jin following her around, serving her tea and water, and praising her as a super popular star made her wonder if he could teach her how to act.

The hamster can laugh in its dreams.

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"Cough cough"

Miss Liu came over, crossed her arms, and coughed several times with a blank expression, but Xie Jin didn't praise her for a long time.

"Cough cough!!"

"Xiao Xie, stop being so down here. Are you happy standing next to female celebrities? You're intimidated by my popularity now, aren't you?"

Xie Jin glanced sideways: "What popularity? I don't know anything about it, where are the female celebrities?"

The big hamster, seeing that he wasn't taking the bait, raised an eyebrow: "You're talking nonsense! You need to know, you have to praise me right now!"

"What did I say to praise you for? Being a model student? Eating well, drinking well, and having fun well?"

"You, you, you!!"

The big hamster was furious. He never expected little Xie Jin to be so arrogant. It seemed he would have to teach him a lesson about the entertainment industry today.

Hamsters are naturally a little less intelligent than other children.

If we're going to have a long chat right now, we'll have to count on our fingers.

"I've been so busy lately, I'm dizzy from all the shows! You see, there's the Lantern Festival Gala, a fashion magazine, a talk show, a clothing endorsement, a variety show on Hunan TV, and I've even been promoting a TV drama with the crew."

Xie Jin looked at her, listing each matter on her finger...

╮(╯▽╰)╭......

Everyone's child is almost an adult, counting on their fingers.

So cute and silly, it's really fun to watch.

Xie Jin offered her hand: "Oh, Qianqian is so smart! Are your fingers enough? I have two more hands. If we add up our fingers and toes, it'll be enough for you to do addition and subtraction within 40."

The big hamster was calculating seriously, then nodded: "Oh, thank you!"

"twelve..."

"Thirteen......"

The hamster used up all ten of its own fingers and broke off three of Xie Jin's.

Suddenly I felt something was wrong!

I feel like my mouth is slowly getting longer, and my ears are getting longer too...

Is he... treating me like a donkey?

Are you insulting my intelligence?!

The insult to her intelligence caused her face to slowly turn burning hot.

"You! You bastard! Do you know how incredibly popular I am right now?! Super incredibly popular!"

Xie Jin teased her playfully, "Heh, that's just them playing with you, you little brat."

Miss Liu smirked and leaned closer, pointing her finger at Xie Jin's chest: "Huh? Are you playing dumb with me? Are you jealous?"

Xiao Liu got a little too close, and the fragrance wafted into Xie Jin's nostrils.

Xie turned his head awkwardly, stubbornly saying, "I didn't."

Xiao Liu pressed on: "Oh~ I'm more famous than you now. Say a few nice things to me, and I'll be happy to let you cling to my leg."

Xie Jin rolled her eyes: "I'm not telling you. I'm too busy to play with kids."

Xiao Liu, hands on hips, pinched Xie Jin's chin: "Have you thought this through? There's no one around right now! I'm giving you this opportunity, so don't be a disappointment. Little Shit-egg, stop striving!"

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Xie Jin coughed twice, licked her lips, and looked around: "You said it yourself, there's no one around, right... Your mother isn't here either, right... The police aren't here either, right?"

Xie Jin smiled wickedly, her eyes sizing up the giant hamster.

Σ(っ°Д°;)っ! !

Damn it!

The large hamster became wary, its voice slightly panicked: "You... what do you want to do?"

"What do I want to do? Hehehe!! You little wimp! I bet you don't know how many eyes the Horse King has!"

Seeing Xie Jin's wicked smile, the giant hamster swallowed hard...

"I...I was just kidding with you, I'm sorry, okay?"

Xie Jin's smile became even more sinister: "Too late! You know to suck your snot after crossing the river, where were you before! Now you're alone with me, a man and a woman, and you're in my hands."

Hehehe

The giant hamster crossed its arms and cried out, "How dare you! You...you pervert, what do you want to do?"

"Stop joking, I'm not interested in barren land, give it to me!"

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As she spoke, Xie Jin grabbed her little ear, which felt plump and cool.

"Let go! Let go!! My ears! Let go!"

The giant hamster is furious! What do you mean by barren land?! Explain yourself! It's not barren at all!!

Xie Jin didn't dare to use force with her hands, but kept threatening him verbally: "Tsk tsk tsk, what are you going to do about it? Are you still going to call me 'sister'? Are you still going to call me 'Shit Egg'?"

The big hamster tried to throw a bunch of punches with its little legs and arms, but it couldn't reach anything.

ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ！ ！ "You, surnamed Xie, attacked me! You're despicable! You have no sportsmanship!! Let go!! I challenge you to a duel!"

"I won't, you have to beg me. What did you say again? Stop struggling!"

The giant hamster, in a fit of impotent rage, roared: "I won't beg!! I'd rather die than beg! And you dare mimic me! You dung beetle! You're finished!"

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The invincible iron bull's ears were burning, and his mouth was as hard as a steel plate, but he couldn't scratch Xie Jin no matter how hard he tried.

"You, surnamed Xie, don't let go if you dare! I...I...I'll fight you to the death!"

Xie Jin found her too amusing; the little gadget bounced around like a toad when poked: "Hey, little gadget, you dare threaten me? I was just about to let go, but I'll add ten more seconds."

Miss Liu, consumed by malice, decided to take drastic measures.

"You piece of shit! Threats? I'll show you what a threat really is!"

Xie Jin was dumbfounded as she rushed forward with her head full of energy.

"I let go, I've completely let go!!"

"Too late! Iron Bull's Headbutt!!!"

Clang!

The little boy bumped his head into Xie Jin's stomach, and both of them were injured...

Xie Jin felt an excruciating pain, even greater than childbirth, wash over her.

The eggs on the shelf... were broken.

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The giant hamster rubbed its ears and pointed at Xie Jin with its finger: "Feed...you're not dead, are you?"

<@_@> Ugh...

"Don't scare me! You can't handle this shitty thing!"

Xie Jin clutched her stomach, her face ashen, and squeezed out a few words through gritted teeth: "I...I...If I become childless, you'll be living the life of a widow."

The big hamster was initially worried that he might have hurt him.

Upon seeing him spouting nonsense, his face flushed red.

A tiny foot flew up with a bang! A kick: "Ptooey! Ptooey! You filthy pervert!"

"I...."

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The big hamster cursed, but kept staring at him, regretting that it had used too much force.

Fortunately, Xie Jin gradually recovered...

The big hamster breathed a sigh of relief and pouted, "You little bean sprout, one headbutt and you're knocked over. You can't handle a little rascal, I'm not playing with you anymore."

Xie Jin's eyes were lifeless... What kind of strange creature is this?

Where does this bull-like energy come from? It's like a little train crashing into you.

After fussing around for a while, the big hamster got hungry again and pulled out a noodle from the belly pocket of its overalls.

He broke the metal in half and handed half to Xie Jin: "Here, this is half for you."

Just as I was about to hand it over, I thought about it and realized I had broken off too many pieces. My face stung with pain, so I broke off another small piece and put it back in my little bag.

They crushed the food and began to forage for it.

Xie Jin's eyes were lifeless: "My goodness, we almost became sisters..."

Miss Liu's earlobes turned red: "Pah! Serves you right for having such a wicked heart every day."

"I'm innocent... I didn't even like a single swimsuit..."

Bang! Another kick!