Huayu 02: The Days of Extreme Pulling and Rolling with the Fairy

The big hamster started stammering: "I...I didn't."

Judging from her guilty look, Xie Jin knew something was up.

"Isn't that goji berry juice you're drinking? Didn't I tell you not to drink alcohol? What if you lose control?"

"You...you shouldn't make false accusations against others."

Xie Jin sensed something was wrong. What was going on? Why was the big hamster's eyes darting around and its face as red as a monkey's bottom?

I picked up the beverage bottle and saw it read "Jiangzhong Group Qi Nong Jiu" (江中集团杞浓酒).

Made with pure, natural Ningxia goji berries at 12 degrees Celsius...

Obtained

Some people are going to get beaten up again.

"Twelve degrees? Tell me what that is?"

With the bottle placed in front of him, the hamster, enraged and embarrassed, abandoned his act and began to play the pushover: "Oh? You've been found out. So what can you do about it?"

Xiao Liu swayed and turned around. It was just the two of them in the room. The big hamster, with its eyes blurry from drunkenness, used two fingers like pliers to pinch Xie Jin's mouth: "What are you babbling about all day? Are you talking badly about me?"

I only drank two small bottles of fruit wine.

How can you have such a strong grip?

Xie Jin was speechless. It hurt! It really hurt! "Let go! Let go! Why do you always torment me after you've had a few drinks?"

"I'm willing, what can you do if I don't let go? I think your temper has grown."

She moved closer and closer, her fragrance filling Xie Jin's nostrils. Xie Jin felt that the position was too ambiguous.

No, in order to prevent the book from being banned, I have to stop here.

"Then don't blame me?"

Xiao Liu raised an eyebrow: "Oh, you've really gotten bold. Let's see what you can do now."

"Auntie!!! She's been secretly drinking."

.........

.........

Startled, Xiao Liu rushed over and covered Xie Jin's mouth: "Tattling? Why would you tattle?"

Xiao Liu lunged forward, standing on one leg with his other knee pressed against Xie Jin's chest, and quickly covered his mouth with his hand.

It seems you've used all the skills you learned in martial arts roles on me.

"Ugh... Get down quickly."

"Are you going to sue or not?! Are you going to sue or not?!"

"No, I will never dare to petition again."

  

Several minutes passed without any sign of Liu's mother returning.

The big hamster took a breath, a smug and arrogant smile appearing on its face.

"My mom's busy chatting with the stylist right now, so no one can stand up for you. Tsk tsk tsk, you've been tattling on me quite a bit these past few days, Xie Gouzi, shouldn't we settle the score?"

Liu Xiaoli had actually overheard everything from next door, but her new best friend was talking about her son's early romance in junior high and her mother-in-law's antics at their house. Liu Xiaoli was so engrossed in her conversation that she couldn't just leave immediately.

Old Liu listened quietly with a smile on her face, waiting for her sister to finish her two-minute rambling before heading back immediately.

The big hamster was already getting dizzy, and was being extremely arrogant as it berated Xie Jin: "Xie Gouzi, do you think it's okay for you to tattle like this? Speak up! I still consider you a good friend, but you're not even as good as Captain Huang."

"I'm not tattling; I'm just communicating with the auntie frequently."

"Nonsense! You're just a tattletale, a lackey for Lao Liu, and a team leader like Huang."

Xie Jin caught a glimpse of her mother-in-law standing silently at the door, and her expression immediately turned aggrieved, preparing to sow discord.

"I...I promise I won't tattle next time, okay...?"

"Now you know you regret it? Too late!"

Xie Jin coughed subtly.

"cough"

The hamster was clearly not fooled: "Why are you coughing! Even if my mom comes, I'll still drink if I want to."

Liu Xiaoli suppressed her anger, watching the eldest daughter outside drunk and lecturing Xiao Jin. Xiao Jin was such a good child.

I think you're asking for trouble again.

Xie Jin coughed again.

Xiao Liu swayed slightly and patted Da Huang's head beside him. "You're still coughing? I think you really think I'm Captain Huang. Do you think I'm stupid? Do you think I wouldn't know my mom's coming?"

"Oh?"

The sudden sound from behind made Miss Liu freeze, and she slowly turned around.

Liu Xiaoli, with a half-smile, stood at the door watching her.

"Speak up, let me hear what else you want to say."

..........

Xiao Liu was genuinely nervous this time, slurring his words, "Mom, when did you get here...?"

Liu Xiaoli hadn't actually heard much, but seeing Xiao Xie looking so aggrieved, she prepared to scare her daughter: "It's been ten minutes, hasn't it?"

The big hamster quickly tugged at Xie Jin, whispering, "Save me...please..."

Liu Xiaoli took a deep breath to calm herself down: "Xiaojin, help Auntie put her in the car through the back door, make sure no one sees us. I'll take her home to sober up first."

"No problem, I'm also worried about paparazzi."

.........

The big hamster stopped struggling, its head drooping, dizzy and unable to stand, clutching Xie Jin's arm.

Old Liu went ahead to move the car. After she saw Old Liu walk away, she tried to scare Xie Jin from behind.

"Thanks, Dog! Put in a good word for me. If you just stand by and do nothing, I'll steal Captain Huang away tomorrow when I sober up!"

"You drank the alcohol, so why did you steal my dog?"

Are you Ga Zi or Yuan Li? Why are you stealing dogs?

"I don't care, I'm going to have Captain Huang!"

Xie Jin turned her head and sighed. I knew she was obsessed with Captain Huang; sooner or later, I'd get rid of her...

Originally, Captain Huang was a majestic country bumpkin, but now he has a bow tie, braids, and a pink backpack.

Big Yellow has long lost its former imposing manner. Under the relentless onslaught of treats, it has long since lost its ideals and principles, and now only displays endless fawning over the big hamster...

"You have cats at home, what if Captain Huang bites them? Besides, what if your aunt doesn't allow you to keep them?"

The big hamster shook its head. "No way. Captain Huang found a litter of kittens in your factory's backyard. He carried the kittens to their nest and even licked their fur."

"Captain Huang will help my mom carry magazines, and my mom likes them. Please lend him to me for six months."

"You're dreaming. It's like throwing good money after bad; do you think I can get it back after lending it out?"

Seeing that Xie Jin was unmoved, Xiao Liu grinned and said, "Xie Jin, I'll ask you one more time, will you lend it to me or not!"

"No!"

Xiao Liu said in a very soft voice, "Okay, then I'll tell my mom you have ulterior motives later!"

The mother-in-law hadn't been drinking and went to drive. Seeing no one around, Xie Jin quickly asked, "Don't make false accusations! How did I have ulterior motives? I'm innocent! I'm more wronged than Dou E!"

Xiao Liu's eyes gleamed slyly: "Of course I know you're innocent, after all, it was I who wronged you."

Under the influence of alcohol, Xiao Liu slowly traced his fingernails across Xie Jin's chest, pinning him against the wall step by step.

She gently grabbed his collar, and, fueled by the alcohol, tiptoed and leaned her head forward slightly.

He gently pressed his cheek against Xie Jin's and slowly blew a breath into his ear.

She whispered in his ear, "With your heart beating so fast, how dare you say you're innocent?"

After saying that, she left behind a silvery laugh in the hallway, then went out the back door and got into her car.

Captain Huang's big tail wiggled back and forth... He even glanced at Xie Jin and nodded his dog head before getting into the car.

"Boss, let's go check out Inu-chan's place. If she's a good match, I'll try to persuade her to adopt you too."

Oh no, the dog's gone... and my soul's gone too... I've been manipulated by her again while she's drunk.