Huayu 02: The Days of Extreme Pulling and Rolling with the Fairy

This Universal Carnival theme park is the world's largest mobile theme park brand. It was set up in Shanghai for a month, and a huge number of children came to play there.

Xie Jin sat by the flower bed, her legs so weak she could barely move. She had ridden the giant swing three times, and Teacher Liu next to her was eager to try it too. She had almost scared herself to death by the haunted house and was never coming to this amusement park again.

"Slowly, slowly."

Xiao Liu curled his lip. "What do you mean by 'take it slow'? If it's okay, it's okay; if it's not okay, it's not okay. What do you mean by 'take it slow'?"

"No, I really can't."

The auntie next to the flower bed pursed her lips and gave Xiao Liu a pitying look that said, "I understand you."

Helpless

Xiao Liu could only buy two ice creams, and the two sat at the entrance of the souvenir shop, eating them in small bites to cool off.

While the two were eating ice cream.

A little boy rushed out, lay down on the ground, and started howling loudly, attracting the attention of everyone nearby.

"Transformers! I want Optimus Prime, I want Optimus Prime! Aaaaaah!"

The child's mother stood by helplessly, while the child's father, carrying the bumblebee, looked pale.

"We already have so many at home, Xiao Hao! We agreed to buy one today."

"I don't care, I don't care! You're not a good mother, you're a bad mother!! You idiot!!" The boy accidentally caught a glimpse of Teacher Liu, who was watching coldly, as he struggled.

The imposing aura emanating from the dignified female teacher's outfit instantly choked the brat, causing him to blurt out, "Teacher Wang?"

Hey~

Xiao Liu noticed he had been tagged, glanced down at the Huanggang Little Champion in his hand, and grinned wickedly.

Feeling playful, I walked straight over.

The child's mother paused for a few seconds, then quickly and warmly greeted him: "Oh dear, Teacher Wang, I've been saying I'd go to the school, but I didn't see you last time you went for a teaching research meeting. Is this your husband?"

Ms. Liu was also surprised that the child's mother had never actually met Teacher Wang.

Wow~ Does that mean I, Wang Yifei, can do whatever I want today?

  

"Yes, yes, I've been saying I wanted to see you, but I haven't been able to."

The kid looked closely and realized something was wrong! Something was very wrong!

It's not Teacher Wang!

Xie Jin and Xiao Liu exchanged a glance. They had studied acting for so long just for this moment, to thoroughly torment the brat!

Xie Jin naturally stepped forward and shook hands with the student's parent, and the child's father quickly offered him a cigarette.

Little Liu, channeling her inner drama queen, said, "Ahem, Xiao Hao's mom, did you bring the kid over to play today?"

"Yes, yes, yes, the amusement park is only open for a month, and the kids have been clamoring to come."

Teacher Liu nodded: "A balance between work and rest is good. Hao Hao's mom, you did the right thing; you can't buy him things every time he throws a tantrum! Has Hao Hao finished his summer homework?"

The boy screamed frantically, "Mom!! She's not Teacher Wang, she's a fraud!"

The child's father looked embarrassed; there was a crack in the floor he wanted to crawl into right then and there: "This brat, he told the teacher the truth before he did his homework!"

Xiao Liu pushed up his glasses, a cold glint flashing in the lenses as he looked at the kid.

After receiving a few spanks from his father, the little boy immediately became obedient: "I...I...my homework was stolen."

The child's father covered his forehead, exasperated and at a loss for words: "Please...please excuse my behavior."

"Stolen? It's alright."

Teacher Liu wouldn't let him off the hook, so she stuffed the important prop, "Huanggang Little Champion," into Xiao Hao's mother's arms.

"Haohao's mom, I've taught so many students, and none are smarter than your child. This kid is just lazy! You really need to keep a close eye on him; if you do, his grades will jump right away. We can't let such a smart kid's talent go to waste."

"Let him finish this, and I'll personally grade it after school starts."

The child's mother was deeply moved and tried to give money to Teacher Liu, but the hamster refused.

The child's mother said, "I never expected Teacher Wang to be such a kind person."

"Don't worry, Teacher Wang! With such a responsible teacher like you, my husband and I will definitely cooperate! Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on him while he writes!"

The unruly child started yelling again: "She's not Teacher Wang! She's not!! She's a liar!!"

Oh dear~ You dare to be a bear?

Xiao Liu coughed slightly: "Xiao Hao's dad, remember to tear up the answer key. Smart kids always want to take shortcuts, that won't do."

"Don't worry, teacher, I'll tear it now."

"Aaaaaah!!! Liar!!! Aaaaaah!!"

The poor brat got another two slaps on the bottom from his father and obediently squatted on the ground to cry, but he didn't dare to cry loudly.

Xiao Liu squatted down and said in a low voice, "You're right, Xiao Hao, I'm really not Teacher Wang, I'm the big liar Liu Yifei, hehehe~"

After a brief silence

"Aaaaaaahh ...

Xie Jin and her companion waved goodbye to Xiong's parents with wry smiles.

Seeing this as a warning to others, the other children in the neighborhood stopped asking for toys and snacks and all behaved themselves immediately.

The other parents exchanged encouraging glances with the bear parents.

The bear father exchanged a glance with the unfamiliar foster father and nodded solemnly.

Then veins bulged on his forehead; he could no longer contain his anger.

Dad started unbuckling his belt: "Liu Yifei? I'll let you see Andy Lau's wet belt today!! Lying to avoid doing your homework, huh?!"

"I'll teach you to make a scene on the ground!"

"Stop yelling at your mother! Stop swearing!!"

"Give me your belt, husband."

.........

Years later, when the kid saw the rebroadcast of "Difficult to Coax," Sang Yan and Wen Yifan on TV...

Long-buried memories were awakened.

Liu Yifei has gained a crazy hater who will stick to her for life.

Years later, on the day he breathed his last, Professor Hao held his grandson's hand and his last words were: "Liu Yifei is a...liar...she tricked me into doing my summer homework..."

"Pull the plug, you're so old and still can't tell the truth."

"OK"

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People never mind the trouble when they're doing bad things. The two of them slipped into the crowd and watched for a while as Xiao Hao was being lovingly educated by his father.

Their outfits are so distinctive that you wouldn't be able to tell them apart at first glance.

But if fans really look closely, they'll definitely notice something's wrong.

What middle-aged man has such a great physique...?

Then they slipped away very quickly.

After making his escape, Xiao Liu's heart pounded: "Awesome!! So awesome!! I'm a killer of naughty kids, I'm their nightmare!"

"......."

The two strolled around for a while, and then the big hamster got hungry again: "What should we eat? It's still a long time until seven."

Xie Jin glanced at the two shops on the roadside. "Want me to treat you to something nice?"

"Anything is fine, I'm really hungry."

There was a McDonald's restaurant on the roadside, with an English name that Xie Jin didn't recognize, and even Xiao Liu, who knew English, couldn't recognize it after looking at it for a long time...

"Let's give it a try. Since we're already in Shanghai, let's skip the burgers."

Xiao Liu nodded: "Come on, I'll treat you to a nice meal today."

"Oh"

Upon entering the restaurant, the sound of running water could be heard inside.

The restaurant's decor was very primitive, almost as if it hadn't been decorated at all, with rotten cement and dripping iron pipes with a bucket underneath to catch the water.

Xiao Liu asked quietly, "It's not finished being renovated yet, let's go."

Just as the two were about to leave, a manager with slicked-back hair walked over: "Welcome to asn*&opl Fusion Cuisine. Our decor has this kind of lost industrial style."

"The cement here comes from Rome, and the water pipes come from Detroit, a city in industrial decline. Our design language is a collision between lost industrial civilization and a classical city."

Xie Jin and the other person exchanged a glance... To me, it looks like it hasn't been renovated at all...

"I'm the owner of this place, just call me Chris."

Xiao Liu looked at Xie Jin with a puzzled expression. Xie Jin coughed and whispered, "Sole proprietorship, here they call sole proprietors 'managers'."

"Do you two have a reservation?"

"Aren't you keeping all of these empty?"

The manager was clearly unhappy. "Are you two having fusion cuisine, or all-you-can-eat?"

"All-you-can-eat?"

Xie Jin coughed and whispered, "Self-service."

The hamster's lips twitched. So that's what they call it in the South. "Then let's just merge them."

"We don't have a menu, only a daily limited-time set meal for 899."

Xie Jin nodded. Shanghai was more expensive than the capital, but it wasn't too bad for her. "What kind of food is available?"

"Omakase Longjiang Pork Feet and Egg Donburi, Traditional Spicy Noodles and Chapata, Florentine Chive and Scrambled Egg Pie, Sichuan Forest Stroll with Seasonal Vegetables"

The two men became increasingly suspicious as they listened. Xie Jin raised his hand: "Brother, if I'm not mistaken, is your set meal also called 'Longjiang Braised Pork Trotter Rice + Steamed Buns + Chive and Egg Pancakes + Kimchi Set Meal'?"

The manager raised an eyebrow: "Security!"

"Stop, stop, stop, brother, no need to rush. We'll walk ourselves. I'm going next door to get some American-style roujiamo (Chinese hamburger)."