A washed-up celebrity on a dating reality show starts by forcibly kissing a young lady from the Beij

Yang Fan swallowed hard, feeling a chill run down his spine.

He held up two fingers and disgustedly picked up one of the dolls.

"What kind of junk is this?"

Before he could finish speaking...

A sudden change has occurred!

The zombie doll he was holding suddenly had its eyes glowing red!

Immediately afterwards, the doll opened its blood-red maw and let out an extremely shrill scream!

"Aaaaaaahh ...

Holy crap!!!

Yang Fan let out a scream that was ten times more piercing than a doll's!

As if electrocuted, Yang Fan suddenly threw the doll away.

The doll rolled twice on the ground, still flashing red light, and continued to scream.

Yang Fan was so frightened that he backed away repeatedly, fell to the ground with a thud, covered his head with his hands, and frantically shrank into the corner.

"No! This is too scary! I'm not recording anymore! I want to go home! Waaah..."

The top influencer, weighing 200 pounds, huddled in the corner, crying like a 200-month-old baby.

Su Xiaoxiao finally opened her eyes.

She looked at the trembling object in the corner and sighed.

commit a sin.

However, seeing Yang Fan's miserable state, her anger subsided considerably.

Su Xiaoxiao stood up and patted the dust off her pants.

"Alright, stop howling. The zombies didn't take you away, but you're making my ears go deaf."

She strode toward the pile of zombie dolls.

Now that Yang Fan has already tested the waters, the clues are most likely found here.

Su Xiaoxiao's gaze swept across the shelves.

One after another, terrifying, bloody, and bizarre dolls came into view.

But soon, her gaze froze.

Right in the middle of this bunch of zombie dolls dancing wildly.

A doll is sitting upright.

This doll is wearing a pink princess dress.

She wore her hair in neat pigtails.

Big eyes, long eyelashes.

She even had a sweet smile on her lips.

It's perfectly normal.

It looked extremely abnormal among this pile of zombie dolls.

It's like a cute girl dressed in Lolita fashion sneaking into a group of burly men picking their toes.

It looks eerie no matter how you look at it.

"Something unusual must be going on."

Su Xiaoxiao muttered something to herself, reached out, and picked up the normal doll without hesitation.

It's soft to the touch, has no mechanisms, and doesn't scream.

Just then, a head popped up.

Yang Fan peeked around curiously.

He looked at the doll in Su Xiaoxiao's hand and pursed his lips.

"What an ugly doll."

Yang Fan looked disgusted, as if he had seen something dirty.

"This aesthetic is so outdated! This pink color, this lace, it's like something from the last century. Anything I pick out from my haute couture wardrobe is much better."

Su Xiaoxiao turned her head.

She looked at Yang Fan and spoke slowly and deliberately.

"Shut up."

"Maybe the clue is on it!"

Yang Fan shuddered at Su Xiaoxiao's gaze and quickly shut his mouth.

But his eyes still betrayed his resentment, and his lips were still moving slightly, clearly indicating that he was internally ranting.

Su Xiaoxiao ignored him and began to carefully examine the doll in her hand.

Without hesitation, she reached out and pulled off the doll's princess dress.

"You pervert!" Yang Fan exclaimed in surprise. "In broad daylight, you actually ripped off a doll's clothes! Don't you have any self-awareness as a female celebrity?"

Su Xiaoxiao paused.

She took a deep breath.

Hold on.

Murder is a crime.

"Yang Fan, do you believe I'll shove this doll into your mouth?"

Yang Fan immediately fell silent, covered his mouth with both hands, and shook his head in horror.

Su Xiaoxiao continued the examination.

On the back of the doll, she found a row of tiny numbers.

"0414".

Su Xiaoxiao read it aloud.

"password?"

She looked up and glanced around.

Sure enough, there was a combination lock on a hidden door next to the shelf.

Su Xiaoxiao walked over and entered 0414.

"drop--"

The combination lock light turned green.

The hidden door slowly opened, emitting a dull creaking sound.

Yang Fan's eyes lit up, and he immediately got up from the ground.

"It's open! I knew it! With me on the case, how could we possibly miss any clues!"

Yang Fan patted his chest, looking proud, as if he wasn't the one who had just run away in fear.

"Even though I just randomly picked a doll, I successfully eliminated a wrong answer! What's that called? That's called the process of elimination! Little one, you should thank me for clearing the mine for you."

Su Xiaoxiao looked at him.

His eyes were filled with amazement at the diversity of human species.

She had never seen such a shameless person.

To describe being so scared that you wet yourself as defusing a mine.

They're so stubborn that even after they die and are cremated, their mouths will remain perfectly intact.

"Yes, yes, you're the best." Su Xiaoxiao clapped her hands perfunctorily. "Yang, top star, since you're so amazing, would you like to go through this door first?"

Su Xiaoxiao pointed to the dark, hidden door.

A strange dripping sound could be faintly heard from inside, accompanied by gusts of cold wind.

Yang Fan's smile froze on his face.

He glanced at the hidden door, then at Su Xiaoxiao.

"Well... ladies first, that's gentlemanly conduct."

Yang Fan took a step back, made a "please" gesture, and honestly pressed his body against the wall.

Su Xiaoxiao gave a cold laugh.

"roll."

She kicked Yang Fan in the butt without any hesitation.

"what!"

With a scream, Yang Fan's 200-pound body was kicked into the hidden door like a ball of flesh.

Su Xiaoxiao clapped her hands and followed them in with a leisurely air.

The comments section went wild again.

[Hahaha! That kick used up ten years' worth of my skills!]

[Su Xiaoxiao: If you can take action, don't just talk!]

Yang Fan: My butt! My dignity as a top star!

[Hilarious! Yang Fan's size is so small, yet he was still kicked away. Su Xiaoxiao's core strength is amazing!]

Are these two really here to film a dating reality show? It feels more like a survival/action comedy to me.

[Hey, if you remove the word "romance variety show," this is clearly "The Intimidating Flower and Her Useless Little Husband"!]

Behind the hidden door.

It was a narrow corridor.

An emergency light, a pale green, was shining on the wall.

Yang Fan rubbed his backside as he got up from the ground, angry but unable to say anything.

"Su Xiaoxiao, can't you be a little gentler? You'll never find a boyfriend like this!"

"No need." Su Xiaoxiao walked ahead without turning her head. "I can take on ten boyfriends by myself."

Yang Fan shut up.

He felt that Su Xiaoxiao was telling the truth.

"What kind of awful place is this..." Yang Fan complained as he walked. "My shoes are all dirty! These are limited edition shoes! Stepping in this mud makes them unclean!"

Su Xiaoxiao stopped in her tracks.

She turned around and looked at Yang Fan with the kind of look one would give someone who is mentally challenged.

"Yang Fan, do you seem to have some misunderstanding about our current situation?"

"We're in an escape room now, not walking a red carpet. If you think your shoes are dirty, you can walk barefoot."

Yang Fan immediately hugged himself tightly.

"That won't do! Walking barefoot will cause bacterial infections! I make a living with my face and feet!"

"You make a living with your feet?" Su Xiaoxiao raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah! My fans say my ankles are incredibly sexy, the best 'iron ankles' in the Chinese entertainment industry!"

Su Xiaoxiao: ……

She felt that her ears had been contaminated.

"Shut up. If you say another word, I'll break your number one ankle in the Chinese entertainment industry."