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Chapter 82: First Work-Related Injury in a Romance Complex! A Big Guy Angrily Slaps an NPC's Bi
"Let's hurry up and go!" Jiang Jingyan urged impatiently.
She didn't want to stay in this place for even a second longer; she felt like her brain was being shrunk just by breathing in the air here.
Li Feng then stopped, cleared his throat, and tried to regain his composure: "Ahem, Miss Jiang, please don't misunderstand. I was just testing the sturdiness of this prop. Don't worry, with me here, it's absolutely safe. I won't let these dirty things touch a single hair on your head!"
Jiang Jingyan rolled her eyes, too lazy to pay him any attention, and walked straight ahead.
Li Feng quickly followed.
The two turned a dark corner.
The lights in the corridor ahead turned an eerie dark red, flickering like a death omen from a horror movie.
A gust of cold wind blew by.
Right in the middle, another hanged ghost appeared.
This ghost was dressed in tattered red clothes, its neck stretched out long, its head tilted at an unbelievable angle, and two streaks of bloody tears painted on its pale face. It was staring intently at them.
Li Feng was delighted when he saw it.
Another chance to shine has come!
"Wow, this production team is so perfunctory! They're trying to pull the same trick twice? Do they think I'm easily scared?"
Li Feng is now bursting with confidence.
He felt he had seen through the tricks of the haunted house.
They're all plastic! They're all mannequins!
This is a golden opportunity to save face!
Li Feng strode forward without even a moment's hesitation.
"Hmph, let's see how your brother Feng teaches you a lesson, you piece of trash!"
Li Feng walked up to the red-clothed hanged ghost, swung his arm, and with all his might, slapped that pale face hard.
"You scared me! You stupid puppet!"
"Smack!!!"
The sharp sound echoed through the empty corridor, deafeningly loud.
The feel, the elasticity, it's amazing! Just like real meat! Li Feng was secretly delighted.
however.
next second.
"Awooo—!!!"
A bloodcurdling scream, filled with the real pain of a human being, burst forth from the "puppet's" mouth.
The red-clad hanged ghost suddenly covered his left cheek, jumping up in pain.
Li Feng was stunned.
He looked at his hands.
"Oh?" Li Feng was not afraid at all. Instead, he turned around with surprise and showed off to Jiang Jingyan.
"Miss Jiang, look! This production team really went all out!"
"Why does it even have sound effects?! Listen to that scream, it's so realistic! Much more sophisticated than the last one!"
At this moment, the barrage of comments exploded like never before, with dense text instantly flooding the screen.
[Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! Those are real-life NPCs!!!]
[Li Feng is such a big idiot! He slapped the NPC!]
[NPC: What the hell did I do to deserve this? I earn three thousand yuan a month, and you give me this huge slap on the wrist?!]
[This even has sound effects! This is seriously a workplace injury, hahaha!]
[This is hilarious! Li Feng is still praising the sound effects as high-class; he's about to find out what high-class physical exorcism really means!]
Inside the haunted house.
The NPC in red slowly lowered his hand from his face.
Under the dim red light, one could clearly see that on his face, which was covered in white powder, a very clear, bright red five-finger mountain appeared.
The NPC, a diligent and hardworking college student, has now reached the heights of rage.
He was originally just going to hang here quietly as a background figure to earn a living.
Who knew this bastard would come up and slap him across the face! It almost knocked out his back teeth!
The NPC slowly raised his head.
The murderous intent in his eyes was a thousand times more terrifying than a real ghost.
Li Feng was still unaware of the danger; he even reached out, ready to pinch the NPC's face again.
"This silicone material is really nice, it's just like real skin..."
Before he could finish speaking...
The NPC suddenly attacked!
He suddenly stretched out his hands and, with lightning speed, unleashed a barrage of attacks on Li Feng's face.
"Slap! Slap!"
Ambidextrous!
A solid slap across the face!
Li Feng was so badly beaten that he saw stars, spun around halfway, and his head was buzzing.
He covered his rapidly swollen face, completely dumbfounded.
"It can still move?!" Li Feng's eyes widened.
"This puppet...it's come to life?!"
The next second, the NPC ripped off the fake rope around his neck, let out a beast-like roar, and pounced on Li Feng with bared teeth and claws.
"I'll fucking kill you, you idiot! Give me back my medical bills!" The NPC's voice cracked completely.
Looking at that distorted face and feeling the tangible killing intent, Li Feng finally realized what was happening.
This is not a puppet!
This is a living person!!!
"ah--!!!"
Li Feng let out the most piercing scream of the night, completely drowning out the background music of the haunted house.
He turned and ran!
"This time it's for real! This time it's for real! Help!!!"
Li Feng scrambled and crawled as he frantically fled through the narrow passageway.
He lost a shoe while running and didn't even bother to pick it up!
The NPC chased after them relentlessly, flicking the fake tongue in his hand with a loud cracking sound.
"Stop right there! Don't you dare run! I'll skin you alive today!"
One after the other, the two disappeared like a whirlwind around the dark corner.
Only one lonely shoe remained on the ground.
Jiang Jingyan stood still.
A gust of cold wind blew by, stirring up several prop paper money items on the ground.
She stared blankly in the direction where Li Feng had disappeared.
silence.
a long time.
Jiang Jingyan shook her head helplessly and reached out to rub her throbbing temples.
"What an absolutely amazing oily thing this is."
She sighed.
"I feel like I'll be dragged down by this idiot."
Meanwhile, Chen Feng was far away in Zone B.
I heard that familiar, pig-like scream again, and the cries for help fading into the distance.
Chen Feng's lips curled into a mocking sneer.
"Looks like the pigs in Area A have finally been put on the chopping block."
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