A washed-up celebrity on a dating reality show starts by forcibly kissing a young lady from the Beij

Chen Feng was carrying the monkey.

monkey?

He wants a pig.

Yang Fan entered the room.

The clue is on the ceiling.

He jumped for a long time but couldn't reach it.

They finally got the clue after moving a chair.

It's a dog.

Wu Yurong entered the room.

The clue is in the trash can.

She endured the nausea and dug out the clues.

It's a chicken.

Gu Yu entered the room.

The clue is in the pillow.

He tore open the pillow and found a chicken.

Su Xiaoxiao entered the room.

The clue is behind the curtain.

She found a dog.

Everyone was holding a doll.

Proceed to the restaurant on the third floor.

Jiang Jingyan was holding a pig, and Chen Feng was holding a monkey. The two met at the elevator entrance.

Jiang Jingyan glanced at the monkey in Chen Feng's hand.

Chen Feng glanced at the pig in Jiang Jingyan's hand.

The atmosphere became somewhat tense.

"Are you a monkey?" Jiang Jingyan asked.

"Are you a pig?" Chen Feng asked.

The two remained silent.

It's been demolished, really demolished.

[Damn! They really demolished it! Pigs and monkeys don't deserve it!]

[Director Wang, come out and take your punishment! I want to see Feng Yan and Feng Yu!]

[Monkey King and Pigsy? What kind of Journey to the West plot is this?!]

[This is hilarious! Chen Feng's look of utter disdain for the monkey!]

[Jiang Jingyan holding the pig is so cute! I want to pinch it!]

[Oh no! My CPBE is broken!]

Yang Fan appeared with the dog.

Wu Yurong appeared holding a chicken.

Gu Yu appeared holding a chicken.

Su Xiaoxiao appeared with the dog.

Six people.

Four kinds of animals.

Everything is in chaos.

"Who's the pig?" Jiang Jingyan held up the pig in her hand.

No one said a word.

"Who is the monkey?" Chen Feng held up the monkey in his hand.

No one said a word.

Director Wang came out with a megaphone.

"Can't you guys find partners?" Director Wang asked with a smile.

"Nonsense," Chen Feng said.

"Because your partner hasn't arrived yet," Director Wang said.

Everyone was stunned.

"Are there others?" Jiang Jingyan asked.

"New guest!" Director Wang shouted.

The restaurant door was pushed open.

Six new people walked in.

They were holding the corresponding dolls in their hands.

Jiang Jingyan looked over.

A tall man is holding a pig in his hand.

Chen Feng looked over.

A glamorous woman is holding a monkey in her hand.

Chen Feng's face darkened.

Jiang Jingyan's face also darkened.

[Wow! A surprise guest has arrived! They're up to something!]

[A complete battleground! An absolute battleground!]

Chen Feng's eyes were murderous! He wanted to devour the man with the pig alive!

Jiang Jingyan stared intently at the woman holding the monkey! Sparks flew!

[Let's fight! Let's fight! I love seeing rivers of blood!]

The man walked up to Jiang Jingyan.

"Hello, I'm your new partner." The man smiled brightly.

Jiang Jingyan ignored him.

She knew who this person was.

Li Feng, the man in the entertainment industry who has cultivated a "veteran cadre" persona for himself!

Actually, they come from all walks of life in private!

A regular at a certain club!

One of the favorite types of cured meat among wealthy women.

Jiang Jingyan was worried that if she got too close to him, she might catch some disgusting disease.

She turned to look at Chen Feng.

Chen Feng was also looking at her.

The woman walked up to Chen Feng.

"Chen Feng, we're in the same group." Song Qianqian's smile was fake.

If it weren't for yesterday's live stream.

She didn't want to be grouped with nobodies.

But Chen Feng dominated the trending topics all day yesterday!

Traffic and popularity are at their peak right now!

As long as you team up with him.

They'll ride on his popularity!

Are you still worried about not gaining followers?

"Mm." Chen Feng nodded simply.

Director Wang watched this scene unfold.

Very satisfied.

The ratings are in.

"Now! A new CP is formed!" Director Wang announced.

Director Wang, holding a megaphone, laughed like a weasel that had just stolen a hen.

"After yesterday's adjustment period, I believe everyone has gained a basic understanding of each other! So today!"

Director Wang deliberately dragged out his words, his face clearly showing he was up to something.

Today's mission is—a courage challenge for couples!

The entire room fell silent!

"Your mission location today is the city's most famous abandoned hospital-themed haunted house!"

As soon as Director Wang finished speaking, the atmosphere at the scene instantly plummeted to freezing point.

Haunted house?

Wu Yurong was the first to get angry.

She suddenly took a step back.

"I don't want to go! I'm scared!"

Wu Yurong shook her head frantically.

Are you kidding me? Go to a dark, gloomy place? What if your makeup gets ruined? What if you get so scared that you lose control of your expression and become a meme?

Director Wang held up a megaphone and looked at Wu Yurong with a smile.

"Yu Rong, don't be afraid. At times like this, it's up to your partner to have the courage to protect you!"

Protect?

Wu Yurong gave a cold laugh.

She looked Gu Yu up and down.

Just him?

Is this weak-kneed man with unsteady steps, who could easily drift away with the wind?

Pull it down!

She didn't believe this frail guy could protect her!

If he enters a haunted house, before the ghosts even appear, Gu Yu might be so frightened by the sound effects that he faints on the spot!

Then I'll have to pinch his philtrum to protect him!

Wu Yurong took a deep breath, her mind screaming wildly.

Damn it! Why is my partner today just as incompetent as yesterday's?!

Yesterday he was a wooden stake who only knew how to show off; today he's a sickly person who can barely stand!

Is the production team targeting her?!

the other side.

Yang Fan put his hands in his pockets, struck what he thought was a very cool pose, and turned his head slightly to look at Su Xiaoxiao.

Have you ever been to a haunted house?

Yang Fan's voice was deep, carrying three parts nonchalance, three parts the languor of a domineering CEO, and four parts blind confidence.

Su Xiaoxiao stared blankly ahead.

"no."

Yang Fan's lips curled into a wicked, cold smile.

"very good."

He held up a finger and waved it in front of Su Xiaoxiao.

"Then when you get scared later, please don't scream."

Yang Fan gave earnest instructions.

"A woman's screams will impair my judgment. Stay close to me and keep your mouth shut, understand?"

Su Xiaoxiao turned her head and looked at Yang Fan's face, which was full of "I am strong and I am arrogant".

She sighed.

Su Xiaoxiao was speechless.

Su Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes.

Su Xiaoxiao has seen through the illusions of the world.

Looks like it's another day of solo play!

Can we really rely on this ordinary guy?

It's better to hope that the NPC in the haunted house is a good person who can show her the way.

The scene shifts.

Li Feng strode over to Jiang Jingyan's side.

He wore a tight black T-shirt today, trying to accentuate his not-so-obvious pectoral muscles.

Li Feng tossed his hair, thinking he looked incredibly dashing.

"Young Miss!"

Li Feng patted his chest, making two muffled "thump" sounds.

"Don't be afraid! I'm here! I'll protect you today! I'll drive away all the demons and monsters!"

Jiang Jingyan frowned slightly.

She took half a step back.

A strong, cheap cologne scent mixed with hairspray hit me.

Jiang Jingyan felt a wave of physical discomfort.

Miss?

What era are we living in? Why are we still using such outdated and clichéd tropes from domineering CEO novels?

"Mr. Li."

"Please call me Miss Jiang."

Li Feng was stunned for a moment.

He originally thought that his heroic rescue speech would earn him Jiang Jingyan's admiring gaze, but he didn't expect to kick a hornet's nest.

However, Li Feng is a seasoned veteran with a thicker skin than a city wall.