A washed-up celebrity on a dating reality show starts by forcibly kissing a young lady from the Beij

"Of course. But can you drive a funeral car?"

He was just saying it casually.

Jiang Jingyan glanced at him: "Yes."

Chen Feng was stunned for a moment: "Really?"

Jiang Jingyan nodded: "Really, I have a crane operator's license."

The live chat exploded at that moment!

[The young lady is so down-to-earth! Awesome! A girl driving a funeral car!]

[A crane operator's license?! Jiang Jingyan, what other licenses do you have that I don't know about?]

【I'm not some delicate queen! I have plenty of strength and methods!】

[This contrast is too much! A girl driving a funeral car? The scene is too beautiful, I want to see it!]

Chen Feng remained silent for a moment, as if processing the information.

Then he spoke up: "Then the new problem is, where can we find a crane?"

He knew that Jiang Jingyan meant what she said; she really could summon a crane within ten minutes.

Jiang Jingyan glanced towards the parking lot, as if considering whether to make a phone call.

Chen Feng quickly raised his hand to stop him, his voice a beat faster than before: "Let's not do something so dangerous for now. I'm afraid the crane will send me to outer space."

Jiang Jingyan smiled at his serious expression but didn't say anything.

Yang Fan, standing to the side, watched as Chen Feng and Jiang Jingyan finished their conversation, then turned to Wu Yurong and asked, "How are you planning to hug me?"

I was thinking to myself, "Can you do it?"

Wu Yurong also looked at him, her gaze sweeping over his stomach.

"Just pick him up."

Yang Fan added in his mind: Don't touch me.

Wu Yurong added in her mind: Who wants to be around you?

Gu Yu stood on the other side, turning his head to look at Su Xiaoxiao: "Can you carry me?"

Su Xiaoxiao glanced at him and said, "Give it a try."

Gu Yu added, "Actually, I'm relatively light. If you can't lift me, it's because you're not strong enough." Su Xiaoxiao didn't respond.

[He's as skinny as a stick, and he still has the nerve to complain about Su Xiaoxiao! Whether he can even lift Su Xiaoxiao is another matter!]

[Some male actors these days are so weak, they can't even lift female actors!]

When Gu Yu said this, his neck was so thin you could see the veins. How dare he say someone else was weak?

Yang Fan stretched his shoulders: "Come on."

Wu Yurong walked behind him, took a deep breath, opened her arms and put them under his armpits, trying to lift him up by supporting him from behind.

But she didn't find the right spot, and her arms ended up wedged right on his neck.

Yang Fan coughed, his face quickly turning red: "It hurts! Let go! I can't breathe!"

Wu Yurong quickly let go of her hand.

Yang Fan coughed a few times, his face still red, and his eyes were red too.

Wu Yurong took a step back and did not come any closer.

[Holy crap! This is murder! Killing his own partner! So brave!]

[Wu Yurong: If I can't carry you, I'll just strangle you! The result will be the same anyway.]

[Terrifying! A dating reality show turns into a murder scene! The production team should probably rename it "Heart-Fluttering Crime Investigation."]

Yang Fan's face was red a moment ago, but now it's purple. I wonder if it will ever return to its original color.

The crew members stood to the side, wondering if this was a bit too difficult.

The staff member spoke again: "Second group, give it a try."

Su Xiaoxiao took a step forward.

Su Xiaoxiao walked behind Gu Yu, hesitated for a moment, and reached out to hug his stomach from behind and lift him up.

Gu Yu's body moved faster than hers.

He suddenly turned to the side, one hand protecting his stomach.

"Don't touch my stomach!"

[Is it because you're wearing an abs workout shirt? Are you afraid it'll get squashed flat? Tsk tsk tsk!]

Who's interested in your big belly? Only tasteless rich women are interested in it!

Su Xiaoxiao's hand froze in mid-air, her tone tinged with helplessness: "Then how am I supposed to hug you?"

Gu Yu hadn't removed his hand from her stomach yet: "Whatever, just don't touch my stomach!"

Su Xiaoxiao withdrew her hand and readjusted the plan.

A moment later, she said, "Then let's carry her in a princess carry."

Before Gu Yu could say anything, Su Xiaoxiao bent down, put one hand under his knees and the other hand on his back, and lifted him up.

The moment Gu Yu's foot left the ground, he tensed up!

Xiao Xiao hugged him, steadied herself, and began to count: "One, two, three—"

When she counted to three, she released her grip, and Gu Yu's body was thrown to the ground!

Gu Yu covered his buttocks.

"Did you do this on purpose?!"

Su Xiaoxiao said calmly, "No, it's mainly because it's too heavy."

Gu Yu raised his voice: "I only weigh 130 pounds!"

Jiang Jingyan stood to the side, her gaze sweeping over Gu Yu, and said in a nonchalant tone, "You're 1.6 meters tall, and your weight is like a barrel."

(For the sake of the story, please do not take it personally.)

[Hahaha! A water bucket! A real water bucket! Which rich woman has such poor taste!]

Jiang Jingyan's blade flashed, each cut drawing blood. Gu Yu gritted his teeth, daring not to refute.

[1.6 meters tall, 130 pounds, what else could it be but a bucket? Round and plump.]

[Gu Yu's expression: I wanted to argue, but Jiang Jingyan was opposite me, so I held back.]

Gu Yu did not refute, because the person opposite him was Jiang Jingyan, and he could not bear the consequences of refusing.

He stood up and didn't say anything more.

The staff's eyes fell on Chen Feng and Jiang Jingyan.

"The third group—"

Chen Feng glanced at Jiang Jingyan: "How do you plan to hug me?"

Jiang Jingyan said, "I'll have someone send a crane over. It'll take fifteen minutes."

Chen Feng immediately raised his hand and pressed down on her phone screen: "Never mind, never mind, don't call the crane."

Jiang Jingyan looked up at him.

Chen Feng added earnestly, "You can just hug me."

Jiang Jingyan looked at him for a moment, then put her phone back in her pocket: "Are you sure?"

Chen Feng nodded: "Confirmed."

"A princess carry?"

Chen Feng nodded.

Jiang Jingyan slipped one hand under Chen Feng's knees and the other around his back, lifting him up steadily.

Chen Feng's body stiffened for a moment as he left the ground.

His hand hovered in mid-air, first reaching towards her shoulder, then withdrawing.

He could feel her heartbeat.

It was faster than he had imagined. He froze, too afraid to move.

Jiang Jingyan smelled his scent.

After being dried in the midday sun, his clothes retained a very faint woody scent, like cedar, the kind of scent that comes from something very clean being left in the sun for a long time.

The scent became clearer when the wind blew by, reminding her of the pine trees weighed down by heavy snow in the house during winter.

[This scene is so romantic! It has such a beautiful feel! It would be even better if the men and women switched places!]

Chen Feng's hands were so still, like a cat that had been picked up and didn't know where to put it.

Jiang Jingyan is really strong; he can hold her firmly and put her down steadily.

Does Chen Feng look a little nervous?

[The young lady's expression also seems a bit unnatural! Is she a little nervous too?]

Three seconds have passed.

Jiang Jingyan bent down and put Chen Feng back on the ground.

When his feet touched the ground, his body moved slightly, but he quickly stood up straight.

He glanced at her and asked, "Can you handle it? Am I very heavy?"

His tone carried a hint of probing; it wasn't just politeness, he genuinely wanted to know the answer.

Jiang Jingyan stood in front of him, her tone flat: "Not heavy." She paused for a moment, "Lighter than a crane."

Chen Feng paused for a moment, then smiled.

"Is that how you compare them?"

Jiang Jingyan also laughed.

For a moment, something that only they knew was flowing in the air.