A washed-up celebrity on a dating reality show starts by forcibly kissing a young lady from the Beij

Chen Feng had only driven one kilometer when his phone rang again.

The new order is 800 meters away, just at the intersection ahead.

He turned a corner and saw a man in his early fifties wearing a plaid shirt standing by the roadside, looking down at his phone.

Chen Feng pulled over, and the man opened the back door, got in, and gave the last four digits of his phone number.

Less than ten seconds into the drive, he casually glanced at the row of cars in front of him.

Then I froze.

"Holy crap! Isn't that the superstar Jiang Jingyan?!"

Jiang Jingyan remained expressionless: "No, I just look a lot like her."

[Hahaha! The young lady is spouting nonsense with a straight face again!]

The man's expression was priceless; his pupils dilated in shock. He was probably thinking: "I can run into a celebrity just by taking a ride-hailing service?!"

Haha, it really is Jiang Jingyan!

"So alike! Absolutely identical! You're in luck! Just start a live stream, you don't have to do anything, just sit there and people will shower you with gifts. Title it 'Jiang Jingyan Lookalike,' it'll definitely be a hit!"

Jiang Jingyan turned her head, her expression serious: "Oh, great idea! I'll do it as soon as I get back."

Chen Feng glanced at Jiang Jingyan in the rearview mirror, and his lips twitched.

The man perked up and patted the back of Chen Feng's chair: "Why go back and do it? Let's do it now! Come on, I'll film you and post it online. I guarantee you'll be trending tomorrow!"

Jiang Jingyan shook her head.

"No need, right? Didn't you already make that money? I want to make myself famous."

[Hahaha! Miss is right! You film her and post it online, the traffic is yours, the money is yours. Why would she give you material?]

Jiang Jingyan: I'm not a naive and innocent girl; I'm a woman with a deep and calculating mind.

[The young lady certainly has a knack for business!]

The man paused for a moment, then laughed: "Hey, you're pretty good at math."

Jiang Jingyan nodded, her expression serious: "Yes, I am such a scheming woman."

[She's making fun of herself! The young lady seems a bit off today; did she eat too many scallion pancakes this morning?]

[A woman with such a deep scheming mind, is that even acceptable? Jiang Jingyan: I'm not pretending anymore, I'm laying my cards on the table.]

When did Jiang Jingyan start talking so much?

The man chuckled for a while, his gaze sweeping back and forth between Chen Feng and Jiang Jingyan, before suddenly changing the subject: "Hey, what's your relationship with those two?"

Jiang Jingyan remained unfazed: "Friend."

The man scoffed, "Come on. The way you two look at each other, it's obvious you're dating!"

Jiang Jingyan was silent for a moment, then replied ambiguously, "Yes and no."

The man's gossipy nature was completely ignited.

He leaned forward from the back seat.

"I know, you're that one!"

Jiang Jingyan turned her head to look at him: "Which one?"

The man hesitated for a moment, then scratched his head: "I'm embarrassed to say."

"It's okay, go ahead and tell me."

The man hesitated for a few seconds, then lowered his voice and uttered two words: "The other woman?"

Jiang Jingyan looked out the window and slowly smiled.

"Yes, I was the other woman."

[Hahaha! The young lady is being called a mistress! Does she think this identity is more challenging than being a "ride-hailing driver"?]

[Man: You're the other woman? Jiang Jingyan: That's right.]

【Young Miss, wake up!】

[If you're the other woman, then what is Chen Feng? Old Wang?]

The man grew anxious, his voice rising: "Oh dear, you can't do this! Let me tell you, being a mistress never ends well! You're a pretty girl, why are you so upset? What's so great about that guy? If he can cheat once, he can cheat twice. What future do you have with him?"

He became more and more excited as he spoke, and his spittle almost flew to the front row.

"Take my advice, break up with him quickly, find a decent boyfriend, and don't waste your youth on this kind of person."

Jiang Jingyan listened quietly, nodding occasionally.

The man finished speaking, his mouth dry. He swallowed and asked, "Do you understand now?"

Jiang Jingyan nodded, her expression sincere: "I understand. I will break off all ties with him immediately and find my true love."

Chen Feng finally couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.

The man nodded in satisfaction and then turned his attention to Chen Feng.

He patted the back of Chen Feng's chair, his tone turning into that of a homeroom teacher lecturing him: "Young man, did you hear me? How can you do this to them?"

Chen Feng glanced at him in the rearview mirror, his expression innocent: "We are true love."

[Hahaha! We're true love! Chen Feng, you did this on purpose, didn't you?]

[The passenger just taught the young lady a lesson, and now he's going to teach Chen Feng a lesson too.]

This car is a moral education forum today.

The man's voice rose again: "True love my ass! You have a wife and children at home, and you're cheating on them with other women. Who do you think you're doing this to? That girl was a perfectly good person, and you've ruined her like this. Don't you have a conscience?"

Chen Feng said casually, "We don't have wives or children."

The man leaned back in his seat, arms crossed, and said sternly, "I'm telling you, with this kind of attitude, I'll file a complaint against you as soon as I get off the bus."

Chen Feng smiled, looked at him in the rearview mirror, and softened his tone: "Brother, we were just joking. We're not in that kind of relationship."

The man frowned: "So what's your relationship?"

Chen Feng remained silent for a moment, then his expression suddenly turned serious.

He looked at the road ahead, speaking slowly.

"We were originally siblings, growing up together and having a very close relationship. Then one day, our family told us that we weren't biologically related. My sister couldn't accept it and ran away from home. We didn't reunite until twenty years later. I love her, and she loves me, but our families don't approve."

The carriage fell silent.

The man's mouth was open, and his expression changed from "anger" to "confusion," and then from "confusion" to "heartache."

[Lovers become siblings! Why does this plot seem so familiar? Isn't this like Autumn in My Heart?]

[Chen Feng, your storytelling skills are even better than your cooking! One second you're the mistress, the next you're a pair of pitiful siblings.]

Jiang Jingyan sat in the passenger seat, her expression remarkably calm. She was probably thinking: Fine, whatever you say.

The man remained silent for a long time, as if processing the information.

Finally, he spoke, his voice much gentler than before: "I watched this drama with my mom before, it's called something like 'Autumn in My Heart'." He looked at Jiang Jingyan, his tone cautious, "You're not going to get cancer, are you? The female lead in that drama died of cancer."

Jiang Jingyan shook her head: "Not yet."

The man breathed a sigh of relief and then turned to Chen Feng: "Let me tell you, if she really does have cancer, you have to live well. There's hope only when you're alive. Look at those melodramatic dramas, the male leads are always so dramatic after the female lead dies, but in the end, they all live well, don't they? Life goes on, you know. If something happens to you, she won't be able to rest in peace, right?"

Chen Feng's lips twitched slightly, suppressing a laugh, and he said gently, "Okay, I'll listen to you."

[Hahaha! The passengers have switched from "mistress education" to "cancer prevention education." This bus's business scope is too broad.]

"If she dies, you'd better not die"—this passenger's jinx.

[Young Miss: Thank you so much.]

We've arrived at our destination.

The man scanned the code to pay, opened the car door, and before getting out, he looked back at Jiang Jingyan one last time, his tone sincere: "Girl, whether you're a mistress or not, whether you're siblings or not, just be okay. Don't do anything rash."

Jiang Jingyan nodded: "Okay, thank you."

The man walked away with his bag, took a few steps, looked back once more, and then disappeared into the crowd at the mall entrance.

The train doors closed. A moment of silence followed in the carriage.

Chen Feng turned to look at Jiang Jingyan, and Jiang Jingyan also looked at Chen Feng.

The two looked at each other and smiled at the same time.

"Let's go," Jiang Jingyan said, fastening his seatbelt again. "Next order."

[Ride-hailing Storytelling Episode 2: Mistress or Sibling, That Is the Question.]

[Where did Chen Feng learn his story-telling skills? Yesterday he blew up a toilet, today he's writing a melodrama. Just how many other talents does this man have?]

[The young lady had a great time today, playing both a mistress and a sibling. She acted the whole episode without breaking character, truly an award-winning actress.]

[This is what a dating reality show should be like! While others are delivering food and packages, they're putting on an idol drama in their cars. That's the difference between people.]