A washed-up celebrity on a dating reality show starts by forcibly kissing a young lady from the Beij

Director Wang stood in front of the table.

He waited until all the guests were seated.

He began to speak.

"Distinguished guests, the next game we're going to play is called—Finger Folding."

Folding fingers is a classic game featured in various variety shows.

Each guest takes turns recounting something they've done, and if another guest has done the same thing, they lower one finger.

"The winning guests will receive points. As for how to exchange the points, we will tell you after the game ends. Now, let me explain the rules."

"Each person starts with three fingers. Each guest takes turns talking about something they have done. If other guests have done the same thing, they put down one finger."

"Of course, you can't lie."

"We have verification methods. If any guest lies, points will be deducted, and in serious cases, it may affect your eligibility for barbecue and supper tonight."

"Following everyone's seating order, let's start with Yang Fan."

Yang Fan's mind raced with calculations.

If you want to earn points, you need to make sure that what you say is something that no one else has done.

What has he done that no one else has done?

He thought about it for a moment, and then his eyes lit up.

"I lost 50 pounds in a month!"

"How about that?! Pretty impressive, right?!"

Yang Fan sounded very smug.

The other five people stared wide-eyed at Yang Fan.

Fifty jin?

A month?

That means you lost half a person's weight, right?

They did not lower their fingers.

Because no one has ever lost 50 pounds in a month.

Yang Fan looked at the five people's fingers all pointing upwards and smiled smugly.

He won this round.

[Losing 50 pounds in a month?! 50 pounds! That's the weight of almost half a bag of cement! How did he do it? Did he have a gastric bypass surgery?]

What did Yang Fan look like before he lost weight? I can't even imagine it.

[Damn, it's like she lost half her life! Horrible!]

[Seriously, losing 50 pounds in a month isn't inspiring, it's self-harm.]

My personal trainer told me that a healthy rate of weight loss is one to two pounds per week, fifty pounds per month, which is an average of 12.5 pounds per week! This isn't just losing weight, it's playing with fire.

Yang Fan looked around smugly, waiting for the other five people to ask with envy, "How did you do that?"

But nobody asked.

Yang Fan was somewhat disappointed.

Oh well, as long as I get the points!

[Ding—The system has detected Yang Fan's weight-loss melon, which requires the host to exchange for 100 resentment points! Host, do you wish to exchange?!]

"yes!"

Chen Feng narrowed his eyes.

Things are starting to get interesting.

[Ding—100 resentment points are being redeemed! Yang Fan's statement contained inaccurate information! The actual weight loss method was: liposuction + diet pills + adult underwear!]

A cold smile curled at the corner of Chen Feng's mouth.

He leaned back in his folding chair, hands behind his head, and spoke in a nonchalant tone.

"Did you get liposuction at a cosmetic surgery clinic? And did you take diet pills? And are you wearing adult diapers every day to prevent your underwear from getting splattered with oil from your butt?"

The beach was quiet for a moment.

Yang Fan's face went from smug to stiff, and from stiff to a deep liver color.

"You're talking nonsense! This is slander!"

Chen Feng shrugged, his expression smug.

"Whatever you say. If you say so, then it is."

The live chat exploded instantly.

How did Chen Feng know all this?! How could he so accurately name "liposuction," "diet pills," and "adult diapers"? Did he plant a surveillance device on Yang Fan?

[Adult diapers prevent oil spray from the buttocks! What kind of operation is this? Can diet pills cause incontinence?!]

As someone who lost weight using diet pills, I can say with certainty that some diet pills do indeed have anal leakage as a side effect, requiring the use of adult diapers!

[Hahahaha! I'm dying of laughter! Yang Fan has broken down!]

Yang Fan turned to look at Director Wang.

"Director! He's slandering me! Isn't that a foul?"

Before Director Wang could speak, another voice rang out.

"It's not slander," Jiang Jingyan said calmly.

"It's true, that beauty salon is owned by my aunt."

The beach fell silent again.

It's quieter than before.

Yang Fan turned to look at Jiang Jingyan.

Jiang Jingyan's expression remained calm.

[Jiang Jingyan added insult to injury!!!]

[The liposuction clinic Yang Fan went to was run by Jiang Jingyan's aunt?! How could Jiang Jingyan find out Yang Fan's liposuction records, diet pill prescriptions, and even the number of packs of adult diapers he bought?!]

This isn't just finishing off a blunder, it's a nuclear explosion! Yang Fan was just shouting "slander," and Jiang Jingyan killed him with a single sentence!

[Young Miss: Do you want me to pull up your medical records so I can take a look?!]

[Chen Feng reveals the truth, Jiang Jingyan adds insult to injury! This pair's teamwork is too perfect! Chen Feng is in charge of digging the hole, Jiang Jingyan is in charge of filling it with soil. Yang Fan was buried by the two of them.]

Is this the legendary "husband and wife in perfect harmony"?!

Yang Fan wanted to refute, but didn't know how.

He wanted to curse, but he didn't dare to curse Jiang Jingyan.

He could only sit there.

But the smugness he felt before was gone.

Director Wang looked at Yang Fan's ashen face, coughed, and urged him to quickly tell him the second thing.

Yang Fan hadn't recovered from the "liposuction plus adult diapers" incident.

The second thing. What?

He no longer dared to say things that "only he had done".

That madman Chen Feng, I don't know where he dug up his dark history, he keeps revealing one thing after another, if he keeps revealing more, he really won't be able to make a living anymore.

After thinking for a long time, Yang Fan finally managed to squeeze out a sentence: "I like to eat durian."

Okay, is this safe enough?

Some people like it and some don't, it has nothing to do with his dark history, it's unlikely to be exposed.

Gu Yu didn't put it in; he hated durian.

Su Xiaoxiao didn't add it; she doesn't like to eat it.

Wu Yurong let it go; she loves durian.

Jiang Jingyan hesitated.

"Director Wang, I don't like durian, but I do like durian mille-feuille. How do you account for that?"

Director Wang said, "Anything with a hint of durian flavor counts."

Jiang Jingyan lowered her fingers.

Chen Feng didn't add any; he doesn't like durian.

Yang Fan's lips twitched.

[Has Yang Fan been traumatized by Chen Feng? He's afraid to say anything revealing, lest Chen Feng expose him.]

[The young lady has very unique tastes; she doesn't like durian fruit, but she loves durian mille-feuille.]

[I don't understand, what kind of strange hobby is this?]

That's easy to understand. I don't like eating durian pulp either, but I do like durian pastries.

Director Wang asked him to talk about the third thing.

Yang Fan took a deep breath.

The third thing is to say something that only you have done and no one else has done in order to get points.

But we can't let Chen Feng expose us as a major social disaster.

correct!

He's won awards!

This is not a shoddy award!

It's the proper kind, with a red carpet, trophies, and broadcast live.

He won the "Best Newcomer Singer" award.

Although netizens joked that it was a "watered-down" award, although it was given face by the agency, and although only five people participated in the same year, and the other four did not show up.

But the trophy was real, and the red carpet was real.

Gu Yu is an actor and has never won a music award.

Wu Yurong is an actress, but she has never won one.

Su Xiaoxiao had just debuted, so she didn't have any.

Chen Feng is a nobody, and certainly not.

Jiang Jingyan is a young lady from a wealthy family. She debuted as a singer and won several awards.

But even so.

He can still get four points!

Steady!