A washed-up celebrity on a dating reality show starts by forcibly kissing a young lady from the Beij

Jiang Jingyan stood aside, watching quietly.

She noticed that his right wrist was still wrapped in gauze, and underneath the gauze was a cut from a stone.

So he kneaded the dough with his left hand!

"Doesn't your hand hurt?" she asked.

Chen Feng looked down at his wrist, as if he had just remembered that he was injured there.

"It's alright," he said. "It doesn't affect anything."

Jiang Jingyan remained silent for a while.

"Is there anything else I can help you with?" she asked.

Chen Feng thought for a moment, then pointed to the condiment area: "Peel a few cloves of garlic for me and mince them. I need garlic for the oil-splashed noodles."

Jiang Jingyan walked to the condiment area and picked up a clove of garlic.

She peeled the garlic slowly, carefully peeling each clove, as if she were doing something she had never done before but didn't want to make a mistake.

Chen Feng was somewhat dazed.

A young lady from a prominent Beijing social circle is peeling garlic in a shipping container.

He never imagined this scene would happen.

Jiang Jingyan looks so cute peeling garlic. Really, so cute.

[A Beijing socialite, peeling garlic in a display case, next to a kitchen counter—this scene deserves to be recorded in the annals of variety show history.]

Look at the way she's holding the garlic; it's obviously her first time peeling it. Normally, people peel garlic by flattening the skin with their fingers, but she's peeling it layer by layer, like she's unwrapping a gift.

[Jiang Jingyan: I've opened countless Hermès boxes, but this is the first time I've ever peeled garlic!]

Garlic: What have I done to deserve this?

When Chen Feng asked her to peel garlic, his tone was so natural. "Peel a few cloves for me," he said, as if he were talking to his girlfriend of several years.

[Living together!!! You hit the nail on the head, upstairs!]

【Wait, don't you guys find this strange? Rumor has it that Jiang Jingyan came to blacklist him, but now she's peeling garlic for him! How did the plot get to this point?】

Seriously, the fact that Jiang Jingyan is willing to peel garlic speaks volumes. She's not a pretentious rich girl. If it were some other wealthy heiresses, asking them to peel garlic? They might just throw it in your face.

So it's true that Chen Feng said she was "easy to raise."

I now strongly suspect that Jiang Jingyan's hatred for Chen Feng is being peeled away bit by bit.

[Hahaha, so true! Even a young lady can't resist the temptation of oil-splashed noodles!]

Jiang Jingyan: I've lived for over twenty years and never imagined I'd be peeling garlic on TV. Chen Feng: You'll do many more things you never thought possible in the future.

Is this a prophet? Oh no, oh no!

So the current situation is: a Beijing socialite is peeling garlic, while a nobody is kneading dough! The two are standing in a shipping container, bathed in warm yellow spotlights, with ice-cold beer beside them! This isn't a dating reality show; this is everyday married life.

[Right now, I don't want to think about anything else, I just want to see if Chen Feng can make his oil-splashed noodles. If he succeeds, Jiang Jingyan's reaction after eating them will definitely be the biggest highlight of this episode.]

If she says it's delicious, then Chen Feng won't be a nobody anymore! Even if he doesn't make it in the entertainment industry, he'll be head chef recruited by various restaurants.

[Enough! Stop making jokes! Let me focus on watching them cook!]

Yang Fan and Wu Yurong walked back to the villa one after the other.

The two people had identical expressions, both expressionless, but not in a calm way; rather, they conveyed a sense of powerlessness after being shattered by reality.

Wu Yurong walked to the iron-framed wooden bed and sat down weakly.

Yang Fan stood in front of the kitchen counter, looking completely bewildered.

There is fire and water.

There was a cardboard box next to it, containing only a towel and a bag of disposable paper cups.

There is no pot.

There are no bowls.

There are no plates.

There were no utensils for cooking or serving food.

Yang Fan stood up and looked at Wu Yurong, while Wu Yurong looked at him.

The two men looked at each other in bewilderment.

"So," Yang Fan began, "how are we going to cook the steak?"

Wu Yurong shrugged.

"have no idea!"

Yang Fan walked to the villa entrance and called out to the staff outside.

"Director! We have no pots! No seasonings! Nothing at all! How are we supposed to cook?"

Director Wang said, "This is a setup by the production team. It's to help you get to know each other better by cooking together."

Yang Fan paused for a second.

Then he exploded.

"To improve relationships?! How can you improve relationships without a pot and seasonings? Wouldn't you be arguing every day?!"

The comments section was filled with laughter.

[Hahahaha! Yang Fan has broken down!]

He had already envisioned his future life with Wu Yurong.

"Poverty-stricken couples face a hundred sorrows; the ancients were right!"

Yang Fan: We have steak, but no pot or seasoning. Wu Yurong: We have fire, but no pot. The two of us together are like air.

Is this the legendary "even a clever cook can't cook without rice"? No, it's "even a clever cook can't cook without a pot."

They stared at each other, clearly disliking one another.

[Wu Yurong: Why did I have to be in your group? Yang Fan: I wanted to ask that question too.]

[Would the sugar daddy think his mistress was acting out a reality show like "Metamorphosis" after seeing this?]

[“Metamorphosis”: City kids go to the countryside. This episode of “Heart Signal”: Celebrity guests go to unfinished houses.]

The situation at the wooden house wasn't much better.

Gu Yu stood in front of the stove, looking at the iron pot placed on the earthen stove.

He has a pot.

There is fire.

But there were no seasonings.

There were no bowls, no plates, no knives and forks, no chopsticks, not even a bowl for soup.

You can't just eat it with your hands, can you?

Are you suggesting we eat it raw?

Su Xiaoxiao walked over.

"How about we ask Chen Feng? He has a lot of stuff, maybe we can borrow some."

Gu Yu suddenly turned his head to look at her.

"Me? Go borrow something from some nobody?"

Su Xiaoxiao's tone remained calm: "We are indeed lacking something, but he has everything. I believe Chen Feng will lend it to us."

"I am a dignified person." Gu Yu paused for a moment, considering his title.

He has played a domineering CEO in short dramas, appeared on several variety shows, and won a "Most Promising Actor Award".

Although it was bought with money.

He originally wanted to say "Best Actor," but that word was too strong and would be ridiculed by everyone.

He changed his tune.

"Do I, Gu Yu, need to bow down to a nobody?"

Su Xiaoxiao frowned and said.

"There are no obscure celebrities, everyone is a guest."

The comments section exploded when they saw this scene.

"I'm a dignified person!" A dignified person what? Tell us! Tell us so we can laugh!

[Gu Yu probably meant "Best Actor," right? He did win some kind of "Most Promising Actor in Film and Television Award," but that award was bought! Everyone in and out of the industry knows that!]

There were only twenty people in the entire audience for that award ceremony. The trophy was custom-made and cost less than fifty dollars.

[Gu Yu: Me, a winner of a dubious award!]

[This is hilarious! He looks down on Chen Feng? Chen Feng has been trending on Weibo for almost a day, and Gu Yu, what do you have? Your diamond-encrusted trending topic got banned in three minutes?]

[So what if you're a washed-up celebrity? Even washed-up celebrities can have their day! Chen Feng's popularity has already surpassed your so-called superstar status!]

Why are they doing this to my brother? Is the production team deliberately messing with him?

[The production team must immediately improve my brother's environment! Waiting online! Let's save my brother together!]

[Why should we save him? He didn't want to borrow anything himself, so whose fault is it?]

Gu Yu: I'd rather starve than bow down to Chen Feng!

Okay, then you can go hungry.