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Gu Yu muttered to himself.

"I hope Chen Feng doesn't get a better house than me!"

Yang Fan was also curious about what Chen Feng's house looked like!

As the tarpaulin of house number three was removed.

The true nature of the house was revealed to everyone!

It's not a villa! It's not a villa! It's—

Containers!

The blue, sheet metal containers, the kind commonly seen at docks, have been transformed into "houses" with windows and doors!

Gu Yu was the first to laugh out loud.

He deliberately laughed loudly and exaggeratedly.

He shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Is that a house? Isn't that a shipping container?"

Yang Fan laughed along, "The production team is really something! Converting shipping containers into guesthouses? Who's this for?"

"This is for Chen Feng! He's the male lead, he deserves something special!"

The two of them laughed even louder.

Wu Yurong glanced at the blue tin box and laughed! Her face was full of schadenfreude!

[This is outrageous! A shipping container? Making Chen Feng live in a shipping container? He just rescued someone today!]

[My heart aches for Chen Feng! He was so cool just now, and now he has to live in a metal box.]

[This is fate, I guess. I went too far with my bravado earlier, and all my luck ran out.]

[You're about to have a run of bad luck! Living in a shipping container is just the beginning; things are about to get even worse.]

Chen Feng stood in front of hut number three, still holding the bag of flour in his hand.

He stared at the brand-new blue shipping container, his expression unchanged.

There was no anger, no frustration, no surprise.

He smiled slightly, revealing a meaningful expression.

That smile stunned the viewers in the live chat for a second.

He laughed??? He laughed while living in the shipping container???

[This isn't a wry smile, is it? It looks more like a smile of schadenfreude?]

Why is he so calm? Does he know something inside?

[Or maybe she's just putting on a brave face? She can't exactly cry in front of the camera, can she?]

Chen Feng knew it very well!

His system will not let him down!

Since he's blessed with "god-level luck," his experience in this stage won't be bad!

He began to look forward to everything inside the container!

Director Wang, holding a walkie-talkie, announced: "Distinguished guests, you are now in your free rest period! Please relax in your cabins and prepare dinner! Dinner will officially begin in one and a half hours!"

Yang Fan glanced at Chen Feng smugly.

He eagerly pushed open the villa door.

He strode in, arms outstretched, ready to be greeted by the overwhelming sight of luxurious decor!

Then he froze.

Cement floor.

There was no flooring or tiles; it was just a gray, rough cement floor.

The walls were made of cement, without any paint or wallpaper, and the electrical wires and pipes were exposed, making it look like an unfinished building that had been abandoned halfway through construction.

The entire first floor was empty.

There is only one bed.

A wooden bed with an iron frame, without even a mattress, just a thin sheet on the bare wooden planks, without even a pillow.

Yang Fan's smile froze on his face.

The kitchen area is visible to the naked eye!

It was a makeshift workbench made of a few planks of wood, with an electric ceramic stove and a stainless steel pot on it.

There were no seasonings, no oil, and no other cooking utensils.

Wu Yurong followed him in.

She looked around, her expression shifting from disdain to shock, and then from shock to anger.

"There isn't even a restroom, is there?"

Yang Fan then realized the problem.

He ran to every corner of the first floor and looked, but there was nothing there.

Then I rushed up to the second floor. The stairs were made of cement and didn't even have handrails.

The second floor is exactly the same as the first floor: cement floor, cement walls, and a metal-framed wooden bed.

There was no toilet, no bathroom, and no other living facilities.

"Ah!" Yang Fan's voice of despair came from the second floor!

Wu Yurong realized something was wrong and lost all interest in going up for a visit!

The comments section was filled with laughter.

[Hahahaha! A villa? This is called a villa? This looks like a bare-bones apartment!]

[What looks like the best on the outside is the worst on the inside! I give the show's plot twist a perfect score!]

[Yang Fan: I won a villa! Production crew: Yes, a bare-bones villa.]

[The production team is so unfair! How could they treat my idol like this! There's no restroom, how are they supposed to go to the bathroom at night? Go to the beach to relieve themselves?]

Accept reality, it's just a concrete box.

[A glamorous exterior, but an empty interior! This show is really trying to preach life philosophy! But it perfectly matches the characters of Wu Yurong and Yang Fan! Hahaha!]

Congratulations to Yang Fan and Wu Yurong on acquiring a newly built, unfurnished villa!

When Yang Fan came down from the second floor, his expression had completely changed.

He looked at Wu Yurong, and Wu Yurong looked at him; the two remained silent.

The camera was focused on cabin number two.

When Gu Yu pushed open the door of the wooden house, he was still glad that he hadn't drawn that container.

Once inside, I froze.

The wooden house has a floor made of natural grass!

As for the bed!

That can't even be called a bed!

On the left and right, a thick layer of straw was laid on the ground, covered with a piece of coarse burlap, and on the burlap was a pillow.

There was no bed frame, no mattress, no blanket, only straw.

"What's going on?!" Gu Yu screamed!

Su Xiaoxiao followed him in, and her expression didn't change when she saw the pile of straw on the ground.

She walked over, squatted down, pressed the thickness of the straw mat with her hand, and then stood up to look at the surrounding environment.

The kitchen area is located in a corner on the first floor.

A mud-brick stove with various seasonings on it: salt, sugar, soy sauce, vinegar, Sichuan peppercorns, star anise, cinnamon, etc.

The seasonings are all available.

But there were no cookware.

There were no soup pots, no frying pans, no steamers, no woks or rice scoops, not even basic chopsticks.

Su Xiaoxiao stood in front of the stove and watched quietly for a while.

What's the use of seasonings if there are no cookware?

However, she did not say anything.

She simply turned around and began to spread the straw more evenly.

Gu Yu was still in a breakdown, kicking the straw with all his might.

"Straws! Let me sleep on straws! I'm here to be on a TV show, not to experience wilderness survival!"

The viewers in the live chat were laughing uncontrollably.

[A straw bed! Hahahaha! Gu Yu is going to spend the night with straw!]

[Seasoning available but no cookware, cookware available but no seasoning—the show's pairings are too ruthless!]

[Did Gu Yu draw a guesthouse-themed room? No, it's a refugee-themed room.]

[Su Xiaoxiao is so calm, she's already started laying out straw! This girl is really good at enduring hardship.]

[Gu Yu: I'm a celebrity! Su Xiaoxiao: You're here to participate in a dating reality show, not to be a celebrity.]

[This is hilarious! Gu Yu was so arrogant when he was mocking Chen Feng, and now he's living in a thatched hut.]

[A comparison of Yang Fan's and Gu Yu's expressions: Yang Fan's is "I don't believe it," while Gu Yu's is "I'm going crazy." Two kinds of breakdown, one kind of absurdity.]

[Only container number three remains to be checked! What could be in Chen Feng's house?]

What else could there be? It's good enough if there's a bed in the container, maybe just a hammock.

[They might not even have a bed; a yoga mat on the floor will suffice.]