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Chapter 101 Pushing him out of danger! The young lady tears apart the childish scumbag!
Li Feng turned his head in disbelief, looking at Jiang Jingyan who was standing by with her hands in her pockets.
My mental state completely collapsed.
"Jiang Jingyan! Are you even human?!"
"You actually pushed me out to take the bullet!"
"Where is your character? Where is your manners?!"
"Aren't you supposed to be incredibly brave?! Aren't you supposed to be fearless?!"
"Is this how you treat your teammates?!"
Jiang Jingyan raised an eyebrow.
His tone was cold.
"Let me correct that."
"First of all, just because I'm bold doesn't mean I'll clean up your mess."
"Secondly, dealing with a coward like you who lacks responsibility, has no brains, and only knows how to use women as shields when faced with danger."
"That's called making the best use of resources."
After saying that, Jiang Jingyan turned around with an extremely elegant air.
Completely ignoring Li Feng's impotent rage and the female ghost's dedicated tearing behind him.
Alone, he went to a corner of the cold palace to search for clues.
Li Feng was left standing there, being relentlessly rubbed against the ground by the female ghost.
"Help! Murder!"
"Jiang Jingyan, you have no heart!"
"I want to terminate my contract! I want to quit the show!"
The entire Cold Palace was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.
Hahahaha!
[Holy crap! Well done, Miss!!!]
That push really touched my heart!
[Extremely comfortable! Induces extreme comfort!]
This is how you deal with such irresponsible and uncivilized cowards!
[Li Feng just tried to use Jiang Jingyan as a shield; he deserved to be pushed out!]
[Young lady: Don't touch me! That scumbag deserves to go to hell!]
[Ghost Girl: You may be ugly, but your screams are terrifying!]
I give Jiang Jingyan a perfect score for this move, and I'm not afraid to be proud!
This isn't a dating reality show, it's a comedy variety show!
These two are amazing! One is responsible for indiscriminately killing, and the other is responsible for taking the beating!
In the courtyard of the Cold Palace at this time.
The battle was extremely fierce.
The female ghost NPC was clearly professionally trained.
No matter how much Li Feng struggled or how much he cried out, she clung tightly to his leg.
"You heartless man! Give me back my youth! Give me back my life!"
Li Feng wriggled wildly on the ground.
"Big sister! I'm begging you! Please let go!"
"How about I give you my entire appearance fee?"
"I'm really not an emperor! Look at my demeanor, how do I resemble one?"
The female ghost gave a cold laugh and quietly picked up the thread.
"He doesn't look like an emperor, he looks like a eunuch."
"puff--"
Jiang Jingyan, who was searching for clues, couldn't help but laugh out loud.
This NPC.
It can be handled.
She really takes jokes seriously.
Li Feng was rendered speechless by the rebuttal.
Blood and qi rush upwards.
He rolled his eyes and started playing dead again.
"I can't take it anymore, I'm going to faint."
Seeing this, the female ghost didn't hesitate.
He reached out and pinched Li Feng's philtrum.
"Stop playing dead! Get up and party!"
"Ouch, ouch, ouch!" Li Feng instantly revived, tears streaming down his face from the pain.
"Your nails are too long! They're scratching my skin!"
Jiang Jingyan was too lazy to pay attention to this farce.
She walked to the dry well.
I shone a flashlight inside.
There is no water at the bottom of the well.
There was only a pile of withered branches and fallen leaves.
But through the gaps in the withered leaves, a faint metallic luster shimmered.
Jiang Jingyan's eyes lit up.
There is a play.
She turned her head and shouted at Li Feng, who was still struggling with the female ghost on the ground.
"Hey, eunuch."
Li Feng instinctively replied, "What!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he wanted to slap himself.
You have a sharp tongue!
Jiang Jingyan pointed to the dry well.
"Stop catching up with your ex-girlfriend and get to work."
"There's something at the bottom of the well, go down and get it."
Li Feng's eyes widened.
His face was full of resistance.
"I'm not going! There's definitely a trap down there! What if another boxing glove pops out?"
"My nose can't take any more damage!"
Jiang Jingyan sneered.
"Not going?"
"Okay."
She turned to look at the female ghost.
"Sister, he's a heartless man. Drag him into the depths of the cold palace and torture him slowly. I'll give you a good whipping!"
The female ghost NPC was very cooperative.
He immediately let out a long, mournful howl.
She grabbed Li Feng's ankles tightly with both hands, as if to drag him into the dark woods nearby.
"No! Nooooo!"
Li Feng was terrified.
"I'll go! I'll go, okay?!"
"Jiang Jingyan, you vicious woman! You're scarier than a ghost!"
Li Feng scrambled and crawled away from the female ghost's clutches.
He scrambled and crawled to the dry well.
I peered into the dark bottom of the well.
He swallowed.
"How...how do we get down here?"
Jiang Jingyan kicked a tattered rope at her feet.
"Tie it around your waist, and I'll hold you."
Li Feng looked at Jiang Jingyan's slender arm with suspicion.
"You? With your skinny arms and legs, you think you can hold me?"
"What if you let go and I fall and die? Who will be responsible?"
Jiang Jingyan rolled her eyes.
"Download it or not, it's up to you."
"Sister Ghost, he's changed his mind again."
"I'll play! I'll play! I'll play!"
Li Feng wanted to cry but had no tears.
He hurriedly tied the rope around his waist.
With his eyes closed, he stepped into the dry well as if facing certain death.
"Jiang Jingyan, you must hurry!"
"I'm the only son in my family!"
Jiang Jingyan pulled on the rope and slowly lowered Li Feng down.
Li Feng's muffled voice came from the bottom of the well.
"I touched it! It's a metal box!"
"Pull me up here! It stinks down there!"
Jiang Jingyan exerted force with his arm.
They easily pulled Li Feng up.
Li Feng slumped to the ground, panting heavily.
He was clutching a rusty iron box tightly in his hands.
He looked like a beggar who had just escaped from a refugee camp.
Jiang Jingyan took the tin box.
I patted off the dust.
The corners of his mouth turned up.
"Well done, eunuch."
Li Feng: ...
[Hahahaha, the eunuch meme just won't go away!]
[Li Feng: I'm dirty. Not only is my body dirty, but my soul is dirty too.]
[The young lady's skill in managing her husband... oops, I mean, her skill in managing her donkey, is simply masterful!]
Li Feng's role on this show is purely that of a tool, the comedic relief.
Jiang Jingyan opened the tin box.
Inside lay a key and a yellowed parchment.
There were several lines of distorted text written on it.
"The resentment in the Cold Palace can only be dispelled by the blood of the true dragon emperor."
Jiang Jingyan finished reading.
He slowly turned his head.
Their gazes fell on Li Feng again.
Li Feng was completely hairless.
He instinctively covered his neck.
"What...what do you want to do?"
"I'm warning you, murder is a crime! Even if you're a wealthy heiress from Beijing's elite circles, you can't escape the law!"
Jiang Jingyan smiled slightly.
"The blood of the true dragon emperor?"
"The eunuch's blood will do, I don't know if it will work."
Li Feng: Holy crap! Is this young lady really not afraid of breaking the law?! What is she going to do?! Is she really going to bleed me dry?!
Li Feng suddenly regretted it! He came here just to ride on the young lady's coattails! Now he's going to get punished by her!
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