Peninsula: My pet is my idol

Chapter 9 The Roaring Little Pig

Kim Tae-yeon sat down in a chair under Tang Xin's direction.

Tang Xin said, "Ms. Jin, you need to check the pain in some areas of your face yourself."

"Use your hands to touch these areas: hairline, temples, sideburns, earlobes, masseter muscle, behind the ears, jaw angle, and middle of the jaw."

"Then tell me how much pain I feel in each of these areas."

The process of giving Kim Tae-yeon a head massage did not go so smoothly, because she must have had some kind of beauty treatment done, because her whole face hurt.

The pain kept me awake, which led to insomnia, anxiety, and neurasthenia.

The original face didn't know that Kim Tae-yeon disliked it; it thought she was sick, so it frantically repaired itself and fought against those foreign substances.

Hyaluronic acid is like blond hair, while the natural face is like a helpless husband, only able to watch as the hyaluronic acid gets all over her face...

Original face: Yo-yo!!!

what……

Isn't this also a form of NTR?

During the head therapy, Tang Xin also told her which acupoints to press to relieve headaches.

When it came to the foot massage, there wasn't much of a romantic atmosphere, as the male assistant was just helping out.

This kind of work, massaging the feet of female idols, is not something that ordinary men can do, because many of them can't control their mouths.

Fortunately, Tang Xin has a strong sense of self-management.

Throughout the entire foot massage, there were no instances of "accidentally sneezing into one's toes."

Moreover, Kim Tae-yeon's face looked terrible at that moment...

Food safety certificate is invalid!

While massaging the legs of Kim Tae-yeon, who is in her thirties, Tang Xin couldn't help but recall some little-known facts that only seasoned foodies would know.

Q: How can you tell a girl's age just by looking at her feet?

A: Look at the fullness of the soles of the feet.

For women, the soles of their feet will show completely different characteristics in three age groups: 18 to 22 years old, 22 to 25 years old, and after 25 years old.

Before the age of 22, the human body has an abundance of collagen, so even if the soles and insteps are thin, they will appear full and firm.

Just like a hot dog, the meat inside is wrapped in leather.

The age of 22 is crucial for girls, because this is the last year of their peak collagen production period.

Starting from the age of 23, a woman's body will prioritize supplying collagen to the torso, while the extremities, especially the feet, will experience a slow loss of collagen.

At this stage, when the soles of the feet are laid flat, there will be visible fine wrinkles or wavy patterns on the soles.

After the age of 25, very noticeable wrinkles will appear on the feet.

Even when laid flat, you can see raised wrinkles.

A true connoisseur never misses the best time to enjoy a dish.

And Kim Tae-yeon... is over thirty and still feeding...

Tang Xin could clearly feel how many deep wrinkles were on the soles of her feet.

This is due to extreme wear and tear from wearing high heels and dancing all year round.

Some people might like this one, but not Tang Xin.

How the hell are you supposed to eat this?! There's no nail polish... cough... shrimp oil!

After the treatment, Tang Xin said, "Your menstrual cramps should be relieved in the next few days, but if they are still very severe due to improper diet or habits, you can contact me in advance to come and have acupuncture for pain relief."

After exchanging pleasantries, Tang Xin left for the next place.

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(As of 1 p.m. on the 16th, option A received 2 votes, and option C received 3 votes.)

The next day.

Tang Xin took the cat that caused the world's destruction out to choose a new pet.

Many boys hope that they can grow taller again, and he is no exception.

He is exactly 1.7 meters tall, and he insists on growing to over 1.8 meters.

Height is a serious matter and should not be taken lightly.

He didn't think too much about choosing a new pet; he just took his cat, the "World Destroyer," to the pet market and found out.

Buy whichever kitten you like, otherwise the two pets will always fight and destroy the house.

Jin Zhiyuan knew exactly what she was going to do on this trip, because Tang Xin, this crazy person who would talk to her pets, had already told her beforehand: find it a playmate.

oh?

I am a pet myself, so how can I keep other pets?

How fresh this is!

You're a good person!

Jin Zhiyuan seemed very excited about the trip, meowing the whole way.

Tang Xin was wearing a black turtleneck down jacket, while Jin Zhiyuan was perched on his shoulder, peeking his cat head up to see where he was going.

Tang Xin did indeed discover that her kitten was very intelligent and different from other cats.

Normally, a kitten cannot stand steadily on a person's shoulder and will subconsciously stretch out its claws to try to hook onto clothing, which can easily lead to scratches on the person's shoulder and neck.

But after spending so much time with the cat, Tang Xin realized that the cat had never scratched him even once.

Even when the kitten lies on his head, it won't scratch him.

What's this called? This is called an absolutely amazing cat!

Aside from the fact that watching TV dramas can be a bit expensive, there are no downsides!

The two of them visited various pet stores.

Jin Zhiyuan shook his head at the shop selling puppies.

Jin Zhiyuan shook his head at the shop selling rabbits.

At the shop selling reptiles, Jin Zhiyuan patted Tang Xin's ear, urging him to leave quickly.

After looking around for a while, Jin Zhiyuan finally settled on a group of miniature pigs.

Tang Xin thought for a moment. The little pig was only a size larger than the world-destroying kitten and was not aggressive, so it shouldn't hurt the kitten.

So he put the cat that could destroy the world into the herd of pigs and let it see and choose for itself.

Jin Zhiyuan was thinking...

I'm picking out a mount!

Ha! Riding a pig around is so much fun!

Finally, she lay down on a miniature pig, the meaning of which was self-evident.

The name "mini pig" actually comes from its "tender and fragrant meat".

Many vendors on the market use piglets to impersonate miniature pigs, and customers find that the pigs grow bigger and bigger after they take them home.

This is because there are no miniature pigs that never grow up. Even if they are real miniature pigs, they just grow slowly or their growth is delayed. They will still gain as much weight as they should.

However, Tang Xin didn't care about any of that.

He raised miniature pigs simply to test the reliability of the "Five-Three" exercise and whether it would increase his height.

If it doesn't work, we'll just roast them and eat them; there's no way we'll wait for them to grow up.

The miniature pig that Tang Xin bought home was about the size of two palms, twice the size of the cat that could destroy the world.

As soon as he got home, Jin Zhiyuan excitedly rode the little pig and experienced being a cat rider.

The little pig isn't unintelligent; it's just strange.

Why is it that we're both pets, yet you treat me like a mount?

After much deliberation, Tang Xin decided to give the little pig a name that was equally imposing.

Luo Sanpao roared, splitting the heavens and earth!

A tribute to a legendary teacher from a certain continent.

The two little ones' playful fighting didn't cause any trouble.

That very night, another "thread" emerged from Tang Xin's body and connected to the little pig.

Then, this "line" drifted away into the distance once again.

In the early hours of the morning, the little pig, who was sleeping, opened its eyes.

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