Peninsula: My pet is my idol

Why didn't the other four little ones dare to approach the Shadow Snake for a whole week?

Three reasons.

Firstly, the Shadow Serpent is so intimidating because it is completely black, which makes people subconsciously think it is a highly venomous snake, since many venomous snakes are known for their black color.

Secondly, the Shadow Snake was too lazy and had no energy at all. The four members mistakenly thought it was just a snake and that no other idols' souls had entered it.

Thirdly, because... the Shadow Serpent is indeed very large.

The small snake is a species of Burmese python, with a head as thick as two fingers and a body as thin as a thumb.

The Shadow Serpent's head is also about the thickness of two fingers, and its body is estimated to be four fingers in diameter at its thickest point.

A large adult snake, 1.5 meters long, looks no different from a python.

In many pet shops, the pythons that shopkeepers hang around customers' necks for photos are only about 1.5 meters long.

Originally, the strongest pet in Tang Xin's family was the dog An.

But when he saw the shadowy snake, even the little dog Ann chickened out.

The 80-centimeter-long snake Min managed to entangle two palm-sized piglets, Ying.

The 1.5-meter-long shadow snake looked like it could strangle the little dog An.

Because of their fear of being strangled or poisoned, the four little ones have been staying obediently in the pet room for the past week and haven't dared to go into Tang Xin's room.

The puppy, Ann, urged, "Jimin unnie, why don't you go and talk to that snake?"

Little Snake Min glared and said, "You're the biggest, why aren't you going?"

"You're an unnie, and now you're a snake. That black snake must be one of your kind."

"But... I'm also afraid of snakes..." Little Snake Min said.

Ann the puppy: "..."

Kitagaki: "..."

Little Pig Ying: "..."

Perhaps feeling somewhat embarrassed by the stares of the cats, dogs, and pigs, Little Snake tried to make amends:

"Didn't you hear what Tang Xin said? That's a snake, I'm a python, how can they be the same? I specifically looked it up, snakes eat snakes too! That black snake really looked like it could swallow me whole!"

"Unnie, this is our tradition! The new pet is introduced by the previous pet!"

Is that true?

Cats, dogs, and pigs all nodded in agreement.

Little Snake Min: "..."

Ugh, I suspect you three on the same team are playing some kind of coordinated game.

After much deliberation, Xiao Shemin decided to go alone.

What a bunch of IVE cats, dogs, and pigs! I, Little Snake Min, will remember this debt!

One black and one white, one snake and one python, staring at each other through an incubator.

It flicks its tongue, collecting pheromones.

Half an hour later, the little snake Sakura finally moved and, with the help of the puppy An, opened the incubator and came out into the outside world.

The imagined reunion of IZ*ONE members across different locations didn't happen, because Sakura said:

"Youzhen, Yuanying, you both need to stay away from me from now on, really!"

"Unnie, why?"

"Because I see that you all have an uncontrollable predatory urge..."

She lied.

Snakes, being animals with low intelligence, will have their beast souls completely erased and refined.

Sakura Kosuke said that simply because she was too lazy to socialize.

So annoying... Talking to other people is so tiring...

Why did I still run into Yoo-jin and Won-young even after I turned into a snake...?

I don't want to talk, I just want to slack off, to be a useless snake that eats its fill and sleeps its fill...

If humans have to communicate with their teammates, and snakes have to communicate with their former teammates, that would be too tiring...

It's one thing for Tang Xin to always bother me, but when he's not around, I hope no other animals will bother me...

Little Dog An completely believed what Little Snake Cherry said.

The latter discovered that he did indeed have some puppy-like habits, and sometimes he couldn't control himself.

For their own safety, the cats, dogs, and pigs made an emergency retreat.

The little snake was left standing there, panting in anger.

"Zhimin, we snakes should act like snakes. If we can coil up properly, we should never stand upright; if we can hibernate, we should never be awake... Ah, after listening to you all talk for a while, I'm so tired... I'm going to space out now, you can go..."

Little Snake Min: "..."

How can this unnie be so lazy...? Even that pig over there is more active than you!

……

Sakura stretched and yawned after waking up feeling refreshed.

"Ah... being a snake is so comfortable, I even dreamed about Yuan Ying and You Zhen." With her mind fully relaxed, Sakura opened her phone in a good mood.

"Huh... a message from Yu-jin?"

"What?! No! It's a dream?"

In a group chat named "Tangxin Media", following the high-profile signing of Eun Tae-yeon, another major signing has been announced.

Kagoshima witch, reporting for duty!

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(Chapter 66, A58:B22 Ham Eun-jung)

Lim Yoon-a recommended Ham Eun-jung to Tang Xin as a new client.

This time I finally met the original singer of "Roly Poly~Roly Roly Poly~".

Ham Eun-jung was Tang Xin's fifth client. He couldn't take on any new orders until all the other clients' treatment orders were completely filled.

During the service, Ham Eun-jung said with a smile:

"Yoona was very enthusiastic in recommending you to me, it seems you're quite popular with her."

"That's what word-of-mouth is all about, Nuna~" Tang Xin, her massage therapist persona in full swing, smiled brightly: "Nuna, if any female celebrities you know need traditional Chinese medicine treatments in the future, you can recommend me to them too~"

"You only take orders from female celebrities?" Ham Eun-jung asked, raising an eyebrow.

"No, that's not it. I just prefer taking jobs with female celebrities," Tang Xin lied. "Some male celebrities are just too rude. Unlike Nuna, I'm happy even when she doesn't say anything."

"Hahaha~"

While massaging her feet, Tang Xin thought to herself: Could Ham Eun-jung and Ahn Yoo-jin be related? Why do they look so alike...?

During the foot massage, Ham Eun-jung asked again, "Are my calves a little thick?"

"What are you saying, Nuna? Does beauty only come from being as thin as a bamboo pole?" Tang Xinyi corrected her righteously, "Beauty is diverse. Just like all the roles Nuna has played, beauty comes in many forms~"

"I'm getting old, I'm 36 years old."

"Age has only enhanced Nuna's charm, making her beauty timeless. We at Dongda University have an old saying: 'Time never defeats a beauty,' meaning that age will never let down a woman who is already beautiful."

"Now I know why Yoona likes you so much, you're so worldly-wise, hahaha~"

After serving Ham Eun-jung, Tang Shin took a taxi home.

On his way home, he received a call from Kim Tae-yeon.

"Feed? Tang Xin?"

"Yo-ho, Taeyeon noona, it's so noisy over there, is something wrong?"

"Oh, it's nothing, just a favor I'd like you to do. I lost a game of Truth or Dare, and I need to invite a guy under 25 over for drinks. I thought about it, and you're the only guy I know well. Are you... free right now? Want to come over for drinks?"

Tang Xin thought for a moment and said:

"A, 'Okay, where is it? Noona, send me the address.'; (Kim Tae-yeon's storyline continues, with more ambiguous scenes added)"

"B, Noona, I still have some orders to complete, it's not convenient."; (Kim Tae-yeon's line is completely severed and moved to the [Pending Activation] state)"

……

(Each time a choice is made to sever a female character's storyline, if the severance is successful, the character card will be marked "Pending Activation." This character will then no longer appear in the story, making room for other characters. Only readers with a "Grandmaster" level have the right to reactivate a character in the "Pending Activation" state and reintegrate them into the story.)

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