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Chapter 73 Pineapple Juice and Yoga Pants
Pineapple juice and yoga pants
night.
When Hua Zhen and Tia Ge returned to the capsule hotel, it was already around 10 p.m.
The sound of running water came from the washroom.
Tia and Karula are taking a bath.
The two guys really are like a turtle that loves to take a bath and falls down.
On the other hand, my lord Hua can only bathe with that thunderous hyena Shiva, and he has to make sure Shiva smells nice so as not to get the bed dirty.
It's one thing to give Shiva a bath.
But Hua Zhen still couldn't forget the look the saleswoman gave him when he went to the clothing store to buy clothes. She gently asked him, "Handsome, who are you choosing clothes for?" Hua Zhen accidentally answered, "My mom," and the saleswoman looked at him like that.
What does that mean?
Can't Karula be a mother?
This is discrimination against women!
The grief and anger in her heart turned into strength. Hua Zhen, who had finished washing up early, was doing push-ups in the narrow hallway of the room.
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After being enhanced by the [Alloy Grip Stretcher], doing hundreds of push-ups is now a piece of cake for Hua Zhen.
Before that, he did nearly four hundred weighted squats while holding Shiva.
I currently only feel a low to moderate level of fatigue.
Despite the enhancements from the GG bonus, Hua Zhen still maintained the habits she had developed over the past few months.
I make time to exercise every day, unless I'm doing a contract job.
Although it may seem unnecessary now.
In reality, training is not only about improving physical fitness, but also about helping Hua Zhen observe where her limits truly lie.
Hua Zhen trained extra hard today.
The reason is not complicated.
Both goblins and crocodiles are actually very weak monsters.
But perhaps because of bad luck, they encountered mutated goblins after going to the goblin cave with Tia.
The mutated crocodile originally thought it could easily take down the monster with Valentina's help—but who knew that the creature was so big!
Not everything will go as smoothly as you expect.
Often, we also have to deal with unexpected crises.
By the time he had done about seven hundred push-ups, Hua Zhen was covered in sweat.
The sound of water in the washroom also stopped.
Tia and Karula, wearing pajamas, came out barefoot while rubbing their wet hair.
To reiterate.
To avoid the hassle of cleaning, people generally don't wear shoes in this small room.
"Whoa—" Tia immediately saw Hua Zhen on the floor. "Why are you doing this again? —Seriously, you're sweating so much. I'll have to mop the floor again later."
"Your health is the foundation for making money," Hua Zhen said. "Tia Ge, you should also do some plank exercises."
"Bro, are you blind? I'm not flat-chested!" Tia proudly puffed out her full chest.
"No, I told you to train, I didn't say you were doing a plank!"
"Oh, but I'm sorry, you only bring this up after I've already showered. It's like confessing your feelings to your crush after she's already gone out with someone else on Valentine's Day!"
"Hiss—the words may be rough, but the meaning is sound," Hua Zhen said. "Then I'll supervise your training tomorrow."
"Hmm—why are you suddenly so attentive to me?" Tia asked suspiciously. "Did you buy me yoga pants while you were buying clothes for Karula?"
What the hell!
This guy is amazing! Hua Zhen was shocked.
How did Tia know that?
I was being so careful not to let her find out!
Suppressing her shock, Hua Zhen got up and walked to Karula, helping her dry her hair with a towel: "It's very simple. You and I are both short of money. If we want to make money, we have to do commissions. If we want to do commissions, we can't neglect our health. It's that simple."
Since the one million bearer check never arrived, Hua Zhen had no safety net for a comeback.
Unless you wait until next month for a free refresh—but that's still more than ten days away.
Who can guarantee that no other unforeseen circumstances will occur in the next ten days or so?
Moreover.
If you die and are resurrected, you also have money to buy GG's items to improve your strength.
"Uh—" Tia thought for a moment, her eyes darting around, and said, "Okay, yoga pants aren't a big deal, it's just exercise anyway."
"Really?" Hua Zhen was taken aback, then took out the yoga pants he had bought from the bag. "Here, this is for you. I bought it on a whim!"
"Damn it, I was just trying to trick you, and you actually bought it?"
"What? You dare to play me?" Hua Zhen was also furious. "It wasn't even meant for you to use in the first place."
"Who is that for?"
"Myself."
"You wear it," Tiague stared at him. "You wear it."
"I'm done training now, so I'm not wearing it."
"Hmph—you little brat!"
Tia crossed her arms triumphantly.
The tremors produced by this movement alone led Hua Zhen to conclude that Tia Ge was not wearing any clothes.
My eyes, Master Hua's eyes, are the ruler!
Tia felt uneasy under Hua Zhen's expressionless gaze.
Thinking that Hua Zhen was being difficult, Tia patted Hua Zhen on the shoulder.
"Okay, okay—it's just a pair of pants. I heard they're very absorbent. If you're not going to wear them, I'll take them."
Tia didn't think it was a big deal.
Isn't it just about selling some benefits?
The women on the street practically want to show off their money-printing machines, so it's not unacceptable for them to wear yoga pants and do some exercise.
This is an apology for not being able to afford to invite Hwajin to the round corner street to visit Park Succubus!
Besides, Hua Zhen likes the type like Karura.
Although he always wanted to buy a stun gun and shock Hua Zhen hard whenever he thought about it, he still managed to abide by the law and didn't do anything outrageous.
Let's reward Xiao Chunan!
"Oh right, for training, I need to buy some medicine," Tia said, as if she had just remembered something.
"Medicine?" Hua Zhen asked.
"Yes, it's for treating sprains and bruises," Tia said somewhat sheepishly, scratching her wet blonde hair. "Actually, I have a bit of osteoporosis—"
Bone, osteoporosis?
Fw Tia Song!
How could someone so young have already developed osteoporosis?!
"No, I think you should focus on getting calcium and protein supplements instead of buying medicine, right?"
"What about calcium and—protein?"
"Drink milk!" Hua Zhen put it more bluntly, "Drinking milk will improve your current situation!"
"Hmm—isn't milk very expensive? A carton costs 40 sola at the convenience store, and the can of milk Miss Gugumi gave us was already finished—"
This is true.
Even if you buy a one-liter carton of milk that offers good value for money, it will still cost you 60 soras.
Ordinary people with a monthly salary of three or four thousand can't afford to drink it.
"Oh right, how about we visit Miss Gugu Mi when we pick up our commission tomorrow?" Hua Zhen suddenly remembered, "She told us last time that we can ask her if we need more drinks."
"You actually took their polite remark seriously?"
Tia frowned slightly.
She doesn't really like asking others for favors.
Being rejected always feels awkward, and makes you feel like you're begging and being kicked away like a stray dog on the street.
Even if she asked Hua Zhen to stay here back then, it was because the two of them had a bond built on their escape from the goblin cave together, plus the fact that they were broke and, most importantly, because of the curse.
"If I don't take it seriously, wouldn't they have been just being polite for nothing?" Hua Zhen was quite shameless about this. "Anyway, there's no loss in being rejected."
"Fine, fine, whatever you want."
Tia Ge dried her hair and sat on the bed.
"Do you want to take a shower too? Remember not to throw away the water in the bucket after you're done; I'll mop the floor later."
Let's sleep well — to be honest, the bed is too narrow. Every day I feel like I'm having nightmares, and then I wake up to find Karura's head on my chest —
"Let's find somewhere else to stay after the checks are cashed."
"Really?" Tia's eyes lit up.
"Well, we've gained a little bit of fame now, so maybe some commissions will come our way. Also, although I'm not really keen on it—but considering your current financial situation, I'll cover the rent for now, but you'll have to pay your own water bills and such."
"Whoosh!" Tia exclaimed energetically, raising both fists in celebration. "Yay! Let's have some fruit beer to celebrate in advance!"
Karula didn't quite understand.
However, she also noticed that the atmosphere was quite nice, so she raised her hands in the same way as Tia and made a silly sound.
"Yay!"
late at night.
All was quiet.
A figure quietly sat up from the bed.
Hua Zhen first checked the movement of the person next to her to make sure that Tia was asleep, and then got up.
After getting dressed, he glanced at Karula one last time, then tiptoed out of bed, secretly opened the door, and slipped out.
There weren't many people in the hallway. After midnight, the innkeeper turned off all the magic stone lights in the hallway to save on magic power costs.
But this is no problem for Hua Zhen.
Alone, he groped his way up the stairs in the dark, like a whimsical little elf in the night, until he reached the top floor, passed through a messy pile of clutter, and finally arrived at the rooftop.
The rooftop has no obstructions and offers a panoramic view.
The night breeze was incredibly cool, ruffling the edges of his pajamas.
Hua Zhen stood on the edge of the rooftop, quietly gazing at the city.
For the past few months, he has occasionally come here late at night.
The lower town was no longer as bright, but the upper town was still brightly lit, like a jewel that shone brightly every night, surrounded by a swarm of dark snakes.
Today's total income was 43,000 Sola.
After splitting it equally, I received nearly 15,000.
Well, this is a good start.
Treat yourself.
Just then, footsteps sounded behind them.
Hua Zhen turned around sharply and saw Karula.
"Oh, you're here?"
There was no fear, only a calm smile.
Wearing her pajamas, Karula followed Hua Zhen to the edge of the rooftop and began to sway gently.
"Pineapple juice—" Karula whispered.
"Hmph, all ready, here you go." Hua Zhen pulled out a Da Rou brand energy bar from her pocket.
The incident dates back to the night three days ago.
That night, Hua Zhen went to the rooftop as usual, but was followed by Karula.
Greatly alarmed, Hua Zhen came up with a brilliant idea.
Seal the mouth.
Karula is currently unable to speak and cannot understand many things.
But this doesn't mean she has a memory problem.
So, Hua Zhen bribed her with the energy of the Da Rou card—no, the word "bribe" is not accurate.
Because Karula is still in the early stages of learning the language, she cannot understand the meaning of the word.
But as Tia said, feeding a hissing cat treats will encourage the cat to hiss.
So feeding Karula the Daru stick here will naturally have the same effect.
This is the mindset for training!
The code word was pineapple juice.
The meaning of pineapple juice is not that of an enemy, but rather a reward.
The moon shyly hid behind the dark clouds, secretly watching the two people on the rooftop.
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