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Chapter 65 Stock Spider
Chapter 65 Stock Spider
"Aaaaaah, you fucking Spider-Man, I'm not done with you!!!"
The sneak attack failed, and instead, the woman of Lonnos, who was being hoisted up by spider silk, screamed.
Unfortunately, the spider silk was too strong and stuck to her body tightly. She struggled in the air for a long time but couldn't pull it off.
"Huh, why is there a farm tool hanging there?"
The young and beautiful female sheriff turned around when she heard the voice.
He was taken aback at first, but then a look of realization dawned on him when he saw the swaying spider silk.
After knocking the woman from Lonos, who was kneeling beneath her, unconscious with a single punch, the sheriff drew her leather whip and walked toward the man who was hanging there.
"Shut up! What are you yelling about! I'm arresting you for assaulting a sheriff!"
The whip fell, lashing out fiercely, causing the suspended Lonnos woman to scream in agony.
Wow, that's an exaggeration.
"Haa!"
"So you're even calling for your grandmother to beg for mercy? You people of Lonos truly have no shame! Taste the whip of justice!"
clap clap clap!
The whip lashed out, leaving afterimages and whistling through the air.
Enforcement is compassionate, the whip is forceful, the action is swift, and the strike is precise.
The sheriff is awesome!
"No, no, no—oh dear, I was so wrong, I was just passing by!"
"Still trying to argue? If Spider-Man hadn't intervened in time, I probably would have been attacked and knocked unconscious, then dragged to a dark, sunless basement and severely punished in various ways!!"
"Nonsense—we're not lesbians—and I really didn't mean to attack you—I was just—just—so thirsty in the alley that I wanted to buy a bottle of water!"
"Ha, you're dehydrated and still running so fast, huh? Enough said, just submit to the law!"
The sheriff lady unleashed her Chaotic Cloak Hammer Technique.
His hands moved faster and faster, and his expression grew increasingly excited. "Hahaha, scream! Scream! Let me hear your screams that bring me pleasure!"
Hua Zhen was taken aback.
Not honored.
This female sheriff must have something wrong with her head.
Under the violent whipping, the woman from Lonos's head lolled to the side, and she was knocked unconscious.
Hua Zhen had heard that these Lonos women had amazing physical constitutions.
Even so, he could be whipped unconscious.
It seems that this female sheriff is no ordinary person either.
"Phew—" The sheriff wiped the sweat from her brow, looked at Hua Zhen, and gave him a cheerful smile. "Judging from your skills, you must be an adventurer. Thank you very much for your support. My name is Kurara, a Level 3 Sheriff from the Farlands Security Bureau!"
"Uh, you're welcome—by the way, that guy in the red and blue bodysuit, you guys called him 'Spider-Man'?"
"You saw him? Yes, I heard he's been in this city since before I came to Farlans. He can climb walls and shoot spider webs, and he punishes evil and promotes good every day. He's practically a volunteer sheriff."
"Oh—then he must be very popular?" Hua Zhen asked curiously.
"Uh—that's not necessarily true." Kurara chuckled. "I heard that Miss Arms, the female owner of the Daily Gossip, has always disliked Spider-Man."
"Wow, awesome, there are daily newspapers like this? Can I ask why?"
"It's just hearsay—it seems that when Miss James went to buy things at an adult store, she was robbed by thugs, and Spider-Man came to her rescue. Although he succeeded in saving the day, Spider-Man felt very bad about damaging the goods during the fight, so he used his webs to repair some of the goods. When Miss James took them home and used them, they turned into a complete mess."
"Spider-Man definitely did something wrong in this matter," Hua Zhen commented. "He meant well but did something bad."
"Yes, yes, just thinking about it makes me feel like it would be hard to clean up," Miss Kurara nodded in agreement. "Although Spider-Man is a good guy, he seems a bit too kind sometimes."
With that, Kurara used the rope she carried with her to tie the two Lonos women up tightly.
"Oh, that's about enough. I should take these two criminals back to the Public Security Bureau now. — It's a pleasure to meet you, sir. I hope you will continue to uphold your excellent work ethic of punishing evil and promoting good. If you encounter any injustice, please remember to contact me!"
Miss Kurara dragged two unconscious women with one hand and waved goodbye to Huazhen with the other.
Hua Zhen watched her walk away.
He looked down at the two Lonos women being dragged along the ground like dogs.
I looked up again and saw the white residue above the alley still stained with yellow spider silk, and a faint smell drifted over in the wind.
Hua Zhen secretly made up her mind.
"This place is completely unsuitable for a normal person like me to live in!"
"Damn it, I'm definitely going to work hard to make money and move out of downtown!"
"Oh, you're back?"
Tia, who had just finished showering, greeted Hua Zhen.
She seemed to have just taken a shower; her smooth, golden hair was still wet, and she was wearing only an oversized t-shirt that just covered all her vital parts. Her long, slender legs were fleshy and well-proportioned, and she had a lollipop in her mouth.
"Tia, why are you wearing my clothes?"
"Is that not allowed?" Tia was taken aback. "I washed my clothes while I was taking a shower. Clothes need to be washed every day. I also washed the clothes in your changing basket at the same time. Otherwise, what would it look like if you were all sloppy?"
Besides, my other clothes aren't ironed yet, so borrowing yours won't hurt me!
Hearing Tia say this, Hua Zhen had no reason to blame her.
It seems that Tia felt Hua Zhen's injuries from the explosion were more severe, so she didn't make Hua Zhen fulfill his promise in the underground labyrinth. These past few days, she took the initiative to do all the housework, and Hua Zhen only went out occasionally to take out the trash.
I washed all your clothes and pants for you, so it's no big deal if I borrow some of your clothes.
After all, Tia is a clean girl.
"Whatever, except for my SpongeBob underwear — wait, wait a minute."
As she spoke, Hua Zhen lowered her head, pulled down her pants, and peeked inside. Then she stared at Tia Ge in surprise.
Why is SpongeBob still around?
"What?" Tia asked, puzzled. "That ugly thing?"
"Uh—what was I like when I came back from the underground labyrinth?" Hua Zhen asked.
"I heard it's completely bald, and that ugly pair of panties is right next to you," Tia said. "Also, when I was in the ward, I overheard some adventurers talking. If they hadn't seen the huge explosion you caused with the energy amethyst, they would have suspected that you won the serpent's heart in some other, more unusual way, and then took the opportunity to kill her."
"Damn it, even if I wanted to, I might not fit that giant snake's aesthetic. It's ridiculous, you know? Have you even seen that giant snake?" Hua Zhen said angrily, spreading her arms as wide as possible. "It's fucking this wide!"
Tia Ge blinked, a lollipop dangling from her mouth.
"So that's how it is. That argument is based on the premise that you did this. By the way—what do you think everyone else is thinking?"
Hua Zhen fell silent.
Have you read "The Qin Emperor"? — Oh, by the way, this is fruit beer, chilled.
Wow, they even have fruit beer!
Tia came over excitedly, took out a bottle of fruit beer from the bag, and gulped it down.
After drinking half a can, the girl's lips seemed to look even more luscious.
"Phew, this feels so good after a shower — but weren't you lecturing me about not wasting money before you left?"
"Nonsense, it's not me who's in debt. Besides, keeping yourself in a good mood is one of the secrets to making money. The simplest and lowest-cost way is to eat and drink well."
As she spoke, Hua Zhen poured Karula a glass of milk that Miss Gugumi had given her.
After several days of instruction, Karula not only learned some simple words and sentences, but she is now able to control herself from eating on all fours and has also learned to use simple utensils such as knives and forks.
Karula happily drank from her cup, her toes swinging back and forth by the bedside.
You could tell she was very happy.
Shiva was dozing in the corner.
Tia sat on the edge of the bed, combing her hair in front of a small round mirror.
Hua Zhen looked up and surveyed the capsule room he was very familiar with.
Although Tia had tried her best to keep the place clean and presentable, it still wasn't enough.
The space is still too small.
Most importantly, it was uncomfortable being squeezed at night.
On the left is Tia Go, on the right is Karula, and at the foot of the bed is a Thunder Hyena.
Even sneaking into a Taoist temple is not allowed.
Fortunately, he immediately received 250,000 sola.
Say no more, say less.
However, if you're staying somewhere else, that should be more than enough.
After lunch.
Hua Zhen and his group arrived at the Adventurers' Guild.
Although the set meals at the guild tavern are cheaper, that's only relative to some decent restaurants. In terms of value for money, the hole-in-the-wall eateries on Farlands Street are still the best.
Hua Zhen: "Miss Anna!"
Tia: "Good afternoon! Have you eaten yet?"
Karula: "Mom."
Anna, who was handling her business, looked up.
Three troublesome individuals appeared before her.
"What's wrong with Mom?" Anna's lips twitched.
"Ah, Karula probably learned that from Hua Zhen, never mind her!" Tia said. "Let's make the commission!"
"It's only been three days, don't you guys want to take a break?"
"We're all better now!" Tia said. "Look, my nose is all better now, isn't it? Adventurers have to take risks to earn money!"
Miss Anna sighed.
At that moment, she knew that saying anything now would be useless.
Unlike before, this time you can't use the guild's rules and regulations to pressure them.
The only thing that made her feel somewhat gratified was that Hua Zhen and Tia Ge now seemed to be somewhat like adventurers.
Although Karula also caused her some worry.
However, the guild sent her a message some time ago, saying that she didn't need to worry about the little guy.
Of course, the adventurer status cannot be granted; that's a strict rule.
This means that the guild has essentially left the responsibility of raising this little girl who emerged from the goblin cave entirely to Hua Zhen and Tia Ge, who discovered her.
The guild wasn't like this before; it should have had some humanitarian spirit at all.
For example, if surviving orphans are found in a village attacked by monsters, the guild will usually allocate funds to help the orphans go to welfare homes or schools until they reach adulthood.
Anna couldn't understand why the guild was treating Karula so carelessly, leaving her to fend for herself.
Furthermore, not many people know about Karula's situation.
As the person in charge of the Goblin Cave rescue mission, she was forbidden from revealing anything about Karula, and the mission records were handed over for management, on the grounds that Karula, as a cursed individual, should be kept confidential.
But if that's the case—aren't Hua Zhen and Tia Ge the same?
Anna wanted to ask her grandfather what had happened.
Unfortunately, Grandpa has been staying in the big library for the past few months and can't be seen by anyone.
"By the way—um—haven't you considered sending Karula to school or something?" Anna said. "I know some teachers at a school who can offer discounts on tuition, and I can also contribute some money myself to help her with her studies."
Hua Zhen and Tia Ge were taken aback.
"No, I don't think so."
"Never mind, never mind."
"Huh? Why?" Anna asked, puzzled.
"Even if it's a school, even a kindergarten, there's no way to send Karula to school," Hua Zhen said. "She can't even speak yet, although Tia and I are currently teaching her."
"Hmm—" Miss Anna thought that made sense.
Language education is not even done well right now.
Sending them to school would be pointless.
But at least there should be a safe environment, right?
"The most important thing is that we don't have money. It's not just about not having money for her schooling and meals, but also for medical expenses!" Tia said with a serious expression.
"Medical expenses?"
"Miss Anna, you know that Karula was raised by this hyena, right?" Tiague stroked Karula's head. "So she inherited some of the hyena's special habits, like biting people's butts—it wouldn't be good if she bit other children."
"No, no wonder I always felt like she was staring at my butt every time I saw her—" Cold sweat dripped down Miss Anna's forehead. "So it wasn't just my imagination?"
If we really send Karula to school, she'll be safe.
The other children's bottoms could be in danger.
"In short, we are the only ones who can take over Carula for now."
"Uh, okay—then go and see if there are any suitable commissions. Once you've chosen one, bring it to me and I'll sign it for you."
"OK."
Hua Zhen, the other two, and the dog headed towards the area designated for commissioned goods.
However, at that moment, Hua Zhen's gaze inadvertently caught sight of Valentina, who was standing silently in a corner outside the crowd, seemingly waiting for someone.
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