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Chapter 62 Fengxue Brand Treadmill
Chapter 62 Fengxue Brand Treadmill
What is the world like after death?
For thousands of years, countless philosophers, theologians, and scientists have explored this topic extensively.
Philosophers say that after death comes nothingness; you come from nothingness and you also return to nothingness.
Theologians say that after death, good people go to heaven to enjoy the love of God and angels, and their souls live carefree in the Garden of Eden, while sinful people go down to hell to suffer endless torment and spend their days with the devil.
Scientists say that after a person dies, they return to the foundation of this world and are transformed into basic particles.
But if Hua Zhen were to say—
The afterlife is probably similar to what it feels like to sit at home watching TV.
If I had a bottle of Coke and a bag of fries on hand, I'd feel much better.
If I had another PS5, I could play Genshin Impact, this epic AAA title, to my heart's content and roam freely across the vast continent of Teyvat—ahhhh, I'm a nimble mountain dog!
Ah————kimoji.
Hua Zhen composed herself and began to look around.
Although it was his second time here, he still habitually observed the place, wondering if there might be any hidden passages or something.
The surrounding area was a pure white space.
There were no fancy decorations, only a tranquil white expanse.
A 32-inch ultra-high-definition LCD screen floats quietly above.
Sizzle————
The LCD screen lit up.
As usual, after displaying a logo that Hua Zhen couldn't understand, several lines of large characters appeared on the screen.
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【Route ① - Smooth】
【Route 2 - Not yet open】
【Route 3 - Not yet open】
"Route 1," Hua Zhen lay down as if she were back home, "It's been a long time since I rewatched the stories of Dong Zhuo and Lü Bu."
It's a love story, and every time I watch it, it brings tears to my eyes. "Although the ending is very poignant, it makes me sigh, how wonderful it would be if I could have such a touching romance myself."
"But how should I put it, I still don't want Carol to end up on the gallows one day crying and spraying me in the face. It seems I still need to handle her education carefully, so she doesn't become a bad mother—oh no, a bad older sister."
Speaking of which—Tia and the others should be alright, right?
Recalling the scene of rushing towards that thunderous serpent not long ago, Hua Zhen couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
The power of energy amethyst is truly remarkable.
The last thing he saw before he died was the explosive scene of the giant thunder serpent's skull being blown off. The power was so great that even a complete corpse would not be left. This meant that Tia and the others would not be in danger of being eaten by the serpent.
Damn it, you know what the Motorbike Tribe warriors and Beast Tribe warriors are fighting over, isn't it all about this thing? One bite and it's crunchy and crunchy, and it can instantly restore all of the user's health and energy. In a fantasy cultivation world, it would be considered a rare and precious treasure.
That's awesome.
Unfortunately, this world has neither Thunderbolt nor Tiger King, and the Energy Amethyst cannot be eaten.
Otherwise, Hua Zhen felt that he could probably become the second generation of Lolo and lead the Motorbike Tribe and the Beast Tribe to glory.
But then again, if that were really the kind of world, even if you had money, there would be nothing you could do.
Going to Round Corner Street, you'll probably only see car rear ends, with black exhaust pipes spraying exhaust fumes right in your face; the opening is big enough to stuff a head in.
The screen began to flicker, then it was as if it had switched to some channel.
It's the familiar GG channel.
Hua Zhen stared at it for a moment.
The screen was showing a GG (Gear) fitness machine. The countdown in the upper right corner showed that the GG had 30 seconds left, with a small "" next to it.
Hua Zhen was very patient, and he was very satisfied with the alloy hand gripper from last time.
Even though her arm had turned into tentacles, the bonuses attached to her fingers still took effect; otherwise, Hua Zhen wouldn't have been able to defeat the mechanical tentacles of the treasure-hunting rat Anton so easily.
"Exercise! Exercise! Exercise!"
"Life lies in movement!"
Want a stronger physique? Want more defined legs? Want to improve your sub-optimal health? Want to stand out in track and field or marathon races?!
"Why not try this 'Fengxue' brand treadmill? It'll let you easily break 100 km/h in ten seconds, so Usain Bolt won't be hitting your shoes on the head anymore!"
"We're having another promotion for our family members today. The sales girl has been amazing and beautiful these past few days. Considering how hard she's working, why not buy one? Not 19999, not 16666, just 11111 to take it home! Let's practice at home!"
Hua Zhen rubbed her eyes, seemingly unable to believe the numbers she was seeing.
"Holy crap, what brand of treadmill is this that cost me over ten thousand?!"
"The hand grip strengthener was only 99 last time!"
"Hey, wait a minute, could you please put some more pressure on your sales girl? She's really capable and beautiful, could you ask her to try and bring the price down again?"
Thirty seconds have passed, GG is over, and the screen goes black again.
The entire white space suddenly became chaotic, as if it were rapidly shrinking, and Hua Zhen's consciousness was eventually reduced to a tiny point.
Hua Zhen slowly woke up.
My head is very dizzy.
It wasn't the kind of dizziness you feel when you're still sleepy.
It's like going to a bar at night and getting drugged – you're completely disoriented.
What I saw through my blurry vision seemed to be a blonde, blue-eyed angel.
She leaned closer, her body exuding the scent of lavender, and a sweet smile seemed to grace her lips.
"Angel?"
"Yes, yes, I am an angel," the other person hummed twice. "You're finally awake. By the way, your gender reassignment surgery was a great success!"
"What kind of surgery?" Hua Zhen asked, startled in her daze.
"Hahaha, from now on we're best buddies! Come on—let me touch your new little brat."
As she spoke, the blonde angel slowly pounced on Hua Zhen, waving her ten fingers.
"Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!!!"
Hua Zhen finally realized what was happening.
I'm afraid I've been sold into some kind of shady brothel!
In a fit of shock and rage, Hua Zhen threw a punch, which was like opening a sauce shop, with salty, sour, and spicy sauces all rolling out at once.
"Ouch!!" Miss Angel immediately collapsed to the ground, writhing in pain.
The door to the room was suddenly pushed open.
When Nius and the other adventurers entered, they witnessed a bizarre scene.
The blonde girl was wailing and rolling on the ground, while Hua Zhen, dressed in a hospital gown, had already run to the window, looking like she was about to jump.
"Holy crap, stop him! This is the 13th floor!"
"You can't jump!"
"Woof woof!!"
The adventurers charged forward, along with a female hyena.
PS: There will be another chapter later.
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