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Chapter 4: Planting the Bomb at Point B

It wouldn't be accurate to say that goblins have exceptional eyesight.

However, any graceful curve holds a strong attraction for them.

For a goblin to see a female-shaped slime gel in such a place is like a person trapped in the desert finding an oasis.

Hua Zhen once tried to use a skirt she picked up from a trash can and hung it on a treetop under the cover of night. Even so, she was able to hit a goblin's nest, which shows how hungry they were.

Its eyes gleamed as it darted over, glancing around to make sure it was safe before launching a thunderous pounce and pouncing, adjusting its trajectory to prepare for an attack.

However, at that moment, a series of hurried footsteps approached.

It was a companion that stood guard with it.

It rushed over and kicked the former flying.

"Guga!"

"Guguga!"

"gugugaga!!"

Soon, the two goblins started fighting over who got to use the slime gel first.

"Hey," Tia nudged Hua Zhen with her elbow, "this isn't working. These two goblins will probably fight each other to death before they're even poisoned. Don't they know they can use a two-pronged approach?"

"You don't know anything," Hua Zhen said, lowering her voice while surprised by Tia's extensive knowledge. "Goblins are stupid, so I only left one hole. Just keep watching!"

Tia took a deep breath and had no choice but to continue crouching in the grass to observe.

Judging from their appearance, these goblins are not mutants.

Green skin, a soft, long nose, and goat-like horizontal pupils...

No matter how many times she looks at it, Hua Zhen thinks that the combination of these elements is absolutely hideous.

Their chattering was unpleasant, accompanied by sounds of fighting, with nail-studded sticks striking each other, drawing blood.

And the slime gel lay quietly not far from them.

What a fierce battle!

"How ugly..." Tia clicked her tongue.

"Yes," Hua Zhen sighed, "these goblins are extremely unintelligent. They can't even distinguish between slime gel and real people. They fight each other for physical pleasure. They are ugly to the extreme. It seems we are thinking the same thing."

"No, I just find it an eyesore that they're sticking their two penises out there swinging around like that."

"..."

Two minutes later.

The noise from the fight outside attracted the attention of the other goblins inside the nest.

A group of goblins rushed out with weapons.

Upon discovering that there were no external enemies, but rather fellow goblins fighting over slime gel, the goblins swarmed forward and began beating the two goblins.

Based on Hua Zhen's understanding of goblins,

This is their way of punishing these two goblins for neglecting their duties.

It was precisely because there was only one cave that the two goblins fought over priority in using it, which in turn attracted the attention of the goblins inside the cave.

Otherwise, after they've had their fun, they might just hoard these slime gels.

In that case, Hua Zhen's plan would be ineffective.

These are all based on his experience.

The farce ended quickly.

The goblins dragged their two wounded companions back to the cave, naturally not forgetting to take the slime gel with them before leaving.

Hua Zhen and Tia Ge exchanged a glance and immediately felt relieved.

The two quietly crept to the cave entrance, listening to the chaotic sounds coming from inside, and waited patiently.

About half an hour later, as the sounds inside the cave gradually subsided, the two of them simultaneously took out their weapons and carefully walked inside.

Ordinary goblins are not intelligent enough to make traps, so there is no need to worry too much.

However, the air here is very polluted, making one's stomach churn.

After advancing for about several dozen meters, Hua Zhen and Tia Ge arrived at a spacious place.

Bones and excrement were piled up haphazardly in one place, next to a broken pot that had been found from somewhere, in which animal intestines were being cooked. After they ruptured, the excrement spilled out, mixed with other plant roots and animal meat chunks, churning in the pot and emitting a strong stench.

The goblins lay on the ground, foaming at the mouth, completely unable to move.

As for the slime gel... it's practically unusable.

This was entirely within Hua Zhen's expectations.

If this thing could be reused, he felt he should have saved up 1 Sola long ago.

But this time it was alright, so it wasn't a loss.

Because Tia Goh heard that his plan could kill goblins without fighting, she generously agreed to cover half the cost of the slime gel.

After confirming that it was safe, Tia covered her nose.

Her face looked as if she had just eaten two pounds of food for her thesis defense.

Hua Zhen was alright; he was used to going to the goblin's lair regularly and didn't make fun of Tia Ge.

The environment here is so smelly that even Indians can't stand it.

He still remembers how he was so excited when he first went to the goblin's lair that he was immediately nauseated by the smell.

In conclusion, the "B-point planting plan" was a success as always.

"What are you standing there for? Get to work!" Hua Zhen urged.

"oh oh."

The two quickly dealt with the goblins who were paralyzed and unable to move, and then counted their numbers.

"There are 21 in total," Tia said. "They're just ordinary goblins. We haven't observed any mutations, and we haven't seen any people tied up either. Could we have come to the wrong place?"

"Here he is," Hua Zhen said, pointing upwards.

Tia looked in the direction Hua Zhen was pointing.

At the top of this spacious cave is a small, sturdy iron cage, suspended from a hard rock protrusion by a dirty, thick hemp rope. Inside is a man who appears to be unconscious.

"Tsk tsk, you're really not dead. Watch this."

Tia pulled a small throwing knife from her thigh straps and tossed it seemingly casually, but the knife precisely cut the hemp rope.

The iron cage crashed down.

The loud noise and vibration instantly woke the person who was sleeping in the iron cage.

This was a young man with an effeminate appearance, phoenix eyes, thin lips, and a fairly handsome face.

The moment he saw Hua Zhen, he forgot all about the pain in his body and became excited.

"Hua Zhen? Quick, let me out!"

"Hey, do you know this guy?" Tia turned to look at Hua Zhen.

"Just a stray dog, not worth mentioning," Hua Zhen waved his hand. "When I worked for him before, I had to do four jobs. Not only did he not give me a raise, but he also said things like 'If you don't want to do it, get out' and 'If you don't want to do it, there are plenty of people who will.'"

"Damn it, this kind of person is so despicable! No wonder you became an adventurer!" Tia exclaimed indignantly.

"I knew I couldn't keep going, so I left. Before I left, this bastard didn't want to pay me for the extra three days I worked. I had no choice but to put some modified estradiol in his water glass."

"That's a good thing," Tia praised. "But what is estradiol?"

"You said you put something in my water glass... Stop messing around, I'll give you whatever money you want after we get out!" the young man asked urgently. "Where's the cage key? Did you get it?"

"key?"

Hua Zhen and Tia Ge were both slightly taken aback.

They didn't see any keys when they were dealing with the goblins.

It's impossible to miss them; these ugly things don't even wear clothes.

Meanwhile, the young man in the cage also noticed the goblin corpses scattered all over the ground.

He quickly looked around, his expression contorted with rage and despair, as if he had lost his chastity belt but was so desperate to urinate that his bladder was about to burst.

"You...you didn't clean it up properly at all!"

"Clean up what? You idiot, can't you explain yourself properly!" Tia kicked the iron cage in annoyance. "If all else fails, we'll just drag you away in this cage and figure out how to untie you when we get back to Farlans!"

"No, no, you don't understand... It's over," the young man stared blankly at a spot above the cave ceiling, "It's all over now..."

At this moment, Hua Zhen suddenly noticed something.

Ordinary goblins are not very strong.

They are only about one-third the strength of an adult.

In addition, there were no pulley systems, wooden ladders or similar tools seen here.

How did they manage to hang that iron cage up there?

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