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Chapter 38 You don't want people to know about digging up the grave, do you?
Tia's expression was as if she had seen a ghost.
"You...you're not dead?"
Hua Zhen was also startled.
Oh dear, isn't this Miss Jin Jin? Didn't she fall to her death?
Holy crap, where's the GG resurrection privilege?
Family, let's look at the lovely, gentle catgirl in the distance instead.
"Oh dear, sometimes people are just so lucky, they can't even die if they want to," Jin Jin beckoned upwards with her finger, and the two new adventurers tactfully made way for her. She sat down, casually forked some roasted meat from Tia's plate, and chewed it. "By the way... you guys didn't think this was the end of it, did you?"
"Excuse me, are you... are you a human or a ghost?" Hua Zhen asked.
"Hmph, what ghost comes out in broad daylight? Ghosts don't like to bask in the sun!" Jin Jin rolled her eyes at Hua Zhen, then turned her gaze to Tia Ge. "So who was that necromancer you were talking about? Huh? The blonde girl? Speak up!!!"
Miss Jin Jin's voice boomed.
This commotion left Karula and Shiva completely bewildered.
The mother and daughter, who were eating, crawled out from under the table at the same time. When they looked up, their faces lit up with joy.
The mother and daughter did not know Jin Jin, but Karula and Shiva definitely had a deep impression of the buttocks they had bitten. They belonged to the same school of people-reading techniques as Tia Go, both judging people by their "buttocks".
Jin Jin noticed two burning gazes.
Looking down, she saw two greedy faces, like ghouls eyeing a fresh corpse. Before her brain could even process it, Jin Jin's body had already clenched her glutes, and a chilling fear crept up her spine.
What are these two mentally challenged individuals doing here?
To be honest, she still feels a slight pain on that side, and she even put on plasters on both sides before going out.
Glancing to one side, the two new adventurers looked somewhat bewildered.
Clearly, there is some uncertainty about the current situation.
As outsiders, they were puzzled by the conflicting accounts from both sides.
Not wanting to appear intimidated in front of the two new adventurers, Jin Jin forced herself to ignore their covetous gazes and shifted her attention to Tia Go.
She realized this was a good opportunity.
On the way here, she was thinking about how to correct her younger sister's strange hobby. This was of utmost importance; the bloodline of the Edward family must continue.
After much deliberation, I decided to act as matchmaker.
What if?
What if she happens to meet a man who can win her back?
Coincidentally, the two new adventurers in front of them were good-looking and well-proportioned. At the same time, their impressive equipment suggested that their families must be quite wealthy. Despite being new adventurers, they could afford such equipment, so they were probably rich young masters from the upper city who had run away from home on a whim in pursuit of excitement.
Tsk tsk tsk... It would be a joyous occasion if either of them could become my brother-in-law. Not only would my father and the others be happy, but it would also curb Mango's horrific evil thoughts and perhaps bring her back to the right path.
As for their personalities, she wasn't too worried.
No matter how bad someone is, they can't be as bad as my own sister.
"Did I say you could speak, Neildoron?!" Jinjin stared at Tia.
Seeing this, Hua Zhen secretly pulled up Karula and Shiva, who had somehow sneaked under the table to eat, while a strange question arose in her mind.
Huh?
huh?
So, is Miss Jin Jin here because of Tia Ge?
Hehe, this has nothing to do with me!
Tia, you really know how to put on a show, drawing all the firepower away.
The two new adventurers beside them were looking at them with strange expressions, seemingly sensing that something was amiss.
Could it be... that this blonde beauty's adventurer senior has been bragging all along?
Tia's expression shifted between light and dark for a moment, before she finally twitched her lips and said in a feigned nonchalance, "Who else could it be? Just a necromancer I ran into on the road who was asking for a beating. I easily beat him up. What are you doing getting involved? Are you here to get beaten up too? Or are you taking this personally?"
"Do you want to identify with this description?"
“Yes,” Tiague turned her head to the side, “If you throw a stone into the dog pen, only the dog that gets hit will bark!”
Hua Zhen was shocked when she heard this.
Tia is really stubborn!
We were the ones who carried the body back!
Is it because you don't want to lose face in front of your juniors?
Very good, very good. You're willing to risk your life just to show off? I acknowledge your will to show off.
Tia was also annoyed.
Pretending to be cool was not her original intention. Although it felt good to do so, her initial motivation was not vanity.
During dinner earlier, these two adventurers came over. After talking with them, Tia could tell that they were from wealthy families. She had hoped to win them over so she could at least get some decent equipment, but now some idiots had come and ruined things.
Damn it, what's the point of stirring all this?!
"Heh, your mouth is as hard as dry, stinky dog poop!" Miss Jin gritted her teeth, but quickly changed to a relieved expression. "But I forgive you. After all, there's no point in arguing with someone who's about to die."
Hua Zhen/Tia Ge: "?!?!"
"What's wrong? Is there anything surprising? I heard from my sister that I was coming to meet some adventurers who were suffering from 'cursed words' and were seeking help from a necromancer. But you all seem to be in good shape and don't need my help at all!"
"We're asking Miss Mango for help," Tia said, unmoved. "Now that you're alive, it means the other party's necromancy is superior to yours. What are you pretending to be so important for?"
"What, what are you talking about?" Miss Jin's lips twitched. "I'm the older sister, a genuine necromancer. That girl only has one foot in the door!"
"Is that so? Hmm, that's strange..." Tia tilted her head, poked her cheek with her index finger, and said in a teasy tone, "Then why didn't someone use their own magic, but instead shamelessly begged us to send her to her sister's house?"
"Goo...!" Jin Jin seemed to have something on her mind, and then suddenly laughed with relief, "Hehe... You don't think that Mango will help you without me, do you? She has always listened to me since she was a child. She does whatever I say. If she doesn't listen, I will turn her into a scarecrow to scare away birds... Now she is very obedient to me."
"Not necessarily," Tia shook her head. "Your sister is a pervert."
"Gurgle?!"
Seeing the wavering on Jin Jin's face, Tia sneered, "As expected... I wasn't wrong about your expression. I could tell from the contents of that piece of paper on the table that your sister is a minotaur enthusiast!"
"H-How could that be? You're talking nonsense!"
「牛头人爱好者最喜欢的就是背叛!」蒂娅歌斩钉截铁,「所以只要我们把你痛揍一通之后做成稻草人,我再伪装成华真的女友,说不定芒果小姐为了同时报复你和从我身边牛走华真,就会亲自帮我们,很好很好,我逐渐理解了一切……来吧,订个时间咱们约架吧!」
Hua Zhen was taken aback.
Why is this even related to me?
Looking over, the two new adventurers seemed to have understood a mysterious alien language, and now they looked troubled. They had been standing next to Jin Jin, but now they both took a few steps back.
If the younger sister is like this, how sick must the older sister be?
"No, no..." Jin Jin hurriedly raised her hand, "My sister Mango is a good girl! Hey sir, don't go! I'll introduce you to her sometime!"
"No, no," one of them waved his hand, "I suddenly remembered that my wife is about to give birth, so I have to go back first."
"My wife is about to give birth too," another person said.
"What's going on? You two have the same wife?" Jin Jin was taken aback.
"Oh yes, yes, we have a very good relationship..."
"Wait... then whose child is it?" Jin Jin was dumbfounded and grabbed their clothes.
"Sigh, actually, you're very beautiful, sister, and I imagine you're quite pretty too, but we just can't handle it!" the two said, looking troubled. "We don't want to be cheated on!"
"What if?" Jinjin pleaded. "What if Mango really is a good girl? Our family doesn't need a dowry!"
"Tch, it's not like we can't afford the bride price..."
The two novice adventurers... or rather, the rich young master, ignored them, muttering something as they wandered off.
Although I couldn't quite hear what they were muttering, it probably wasn't anything nice.
Tia and Miss Jin could only watch their departing figures, as helpless as a man watching a movie without arms... utterly powerless.
This action remained frozen for two seconds...
Then both sides simultaneously erupted, pointing their spears at each other and shouting in unison, "What did you do, you stinking coward, letting the duck that was almost in your hand fly away?!"
"Eh?"
Tia and Jinjin were stunned.
"Are you here to find a man too?"
"You're here to collect gold coins too?"
Karula and Shiva sat on the bench, their expressions solemn and ready to bite each other fiercely when the two started fighting... This bite was going to be incredibly crazy!
"What the hell is going on?!" Jin Jin gritted her teeth. "Fine, I'm not going to deal with you guys anymore!"
She turned and left angrily.
Halfway there, something suddenly popped into my head.
Huh? I came here to find Ghost Grass. If they don't go into the dungeon, am I, a delicate and beautiful female necromancer, supposed to go down there by myself?
That's too dangerous!
What if I get caught by the tentacle monster?
Tia looked at Jinjin's retreating figure and opened her mouth, but ultimately couldn't bring herself to say anything to stop her.
She slowly turned to Hua Zhen and stammered, "Did I...did I mess up?"
Next, we will enter the underground labyrinth to collect Ghost Grass.
She had heard that it was extremely dangerous inside, so she wanted to take this opportunity to get herself, Hua Zhen, and Karula a set of barely decent equipment. That was all... And it was as if heaven had given her a chance. Two rich young men with seemingly good backgrounds, clear eyes, and foolishness who came here seeking thrills sat here. It was simply a godsend.
Tia knew it, she knew it very well.
Now that Jinjin has been resurrected, it means the chance to break the curse has arrived, but for some reason she just can't swallow this anger, especially after her head was used as a basketball for dribbling...
People don't consider the consequences when they're in the heat of the moment. It's like a young couple in their adolescence; once the environment and atmosphere are right, it's impossible for them not to get carried away and have a passionate encounter.
So, relying on her understanding of Miss Mango's weaknesses and preferences, she resolutely launched an attack on Jin Jinfa.
But...
What if Jinjin goes back and really tells her sister bad things about them?
After calming down, Tia realized that they were, after all, sisters! Blood sisters!
Jinjin said that she used to make Mango into scarecrows. The sun in the field was so scorching. Mango, who suffered such bullying, did not retaliate against her sister. Instead, she resurrected her sister Jinjin's corpse. She can be called a magnanimous saint, right?
So she felt guilty.
If Miss Mango really refuses to help, then she will become the sinner.
If Hua Zhen gets angry and forces himself on her, then he deserves it. At that time, all she can do is cooperate with him and try out all sorts of positions before he dies.
Hua Zhen remained silent for a moment, even feeling somewhat bored.
What?
Is that all?
Where's the hair-pulling, face-slapping, and brawl scene I was looking forward to?
Forget it, I'll take care of it.
Tia, you're still too young; you can't handle this!
Hua Zhen patted Tia Ge on the shoulder reassuringly: "Watch my performance."
Jinjin's pace slowed down.
The noisy environment became white noise in her ears at this moment.
No, no, no, why aren't they coming over yet?
Come quick! Come and stop me from leaving!
Are you guys out of your minds?
No, if you guys don't come to me, who's going to get me the Ghost Grass I'm missing?
I can't possibly be stupid enough to go back and shamelessly help you guys, can I?
Aren't you coming over yet?
I'm not that heartless!
Although we had some disagreements, we also danced together in the cemetery!
What are you all doing?!
You guys need help... get your attitude straight, I'm furious!
Just as Jinjin was at a loss, Huazhen spoke up.
"Please wait, Miss Jin Jin. We were indeed in the wrong earlier, and we apologize... It's lunchtime now, and while this isn't enough to make up for it, let us treat you to a lavish meal!"
Here it comes! Jin Jin is overjoyed.
Hehe, life is definitely more important, right?
Do you think you can be resurrected like me?
"Hmph...Hmph!" Jin Jin turned around, casually tossing her hair behind her ear. "You're smart enough to know what's good for you. I haven't eaten yet...Let me see, give me one of everything expensive on this!"
Jin Jin sat down at the table.
Tia Ge, on the other hand, was somewhat confused about Hua Zhen's approach.
After all that, is it really just this simple?
But at this moment, Hua Zhen picked up her wine glass and came to Jin Jin's side.
Miss Jin's lips curled slightly, clearly ready to accept Hua Zhen's flattery.
Come on, tell me all the good things you have to say!
You'd better be a little sweet-talking!
Hua Zhen leaned down and whispered in her ear.
"Miss Jin Jin...you wouldn't want people to know that we desecrated the graves of the residents of Farlands' relatives, would you?"
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