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Chapter 34 One punch blows it apart!
late at night.
Outside the small round window, a bright moon hung high in the sky above Farlans.
Inside the tiny capsule hotel, Tia couldn't sleep no matter what she did, her mind filled with only one thought.
That would mean I'd be completely screwed over.
What do you mean by saying that only Ou Jinjin can help?
She's already dead!
Are there no other necromancers in the world?!
Oh, there really isn't!
At least in Farlans, there's a high probability that you won't find another necromancer besides Jinjin.
According to Fitya, necromancers are a special profession.
It doesn't care about the level of mastery of magic or the level of knowledge; it only values one thing: the "Triple Trial".
It is said that every necromancer must undergo a mysterious "triple trial" before they can truly become a necromancer; otherwise, even a great archmage who is proficient in all kinds of elemental magic will be unable to step into this forbidden realm.
This might sound a bit convoluted.
To put it another way.
When you ask a woman who graduated from a bar dance program what she likes and what she does for a living, she says she's currently studying hard for a civil service exam at home, and her hobbies are baking, traveling, and yoga.
So this shows that being taking the exam and having already passed are two completely different concepts. Just like a virgin, no matter how hard he tries to train his skills by holding the half-body doll he bought, he can't get rid of the title of virgin.
Only by formally stepping through that gate will the wondrous necromancy open its arms to the one who enters; otherwise, one is not even qualified to peek inside.
Of course, Fitia was unaware that Miss Kim had died.
However, Tia knew perfectly well that Jin Jin's twisted and contorted corpse was something she and Hua Zhen had put in a sack and dumped at the other person's doorstep. Incidentally, on the way back, Hua Zhen was still a bit unwilling to give up. She tried pinching the philtrum and performing CPR, but it was all in vain.
Tia could tell that Miss Jin Jin was completely dead.
With her expertise in recognizing anal sphincter muscles, she could easily tell that Miss Jin's anus was already loose.
Only the muscles of a dead person are relaxed.
She didn't stop Hua Zhen because she felt that Hua Zhen might have some kind of necrophilia.
Even though it was obvious to the naked eye that the woman's steel door was loose, Hua Zhen still wanted to try to revive her. Clearly, this BYD man had other ulterior motives.
But since it's my brother's hobby, let's indulge him.
Anyway, Jinjin herself didn't object.
But then again...
In less than seven days, Tia will also become a corpse... oh no, if she self-destructs, she won't even leave a corpse behind; she'll die without a burial place.
Tia felt that her life had become meaningless.
As the saying goes, it is impossible for a person to simultaneously possess both being alive and the feeling of being alive.
She has come to realize this very clearly.
With the overpowered ability to stop time, he thought he could rise to the top of society, become a legend in Farlans, and enjoy the riches and glory of the world with his father... But it was only the beginning, how did he crash?
Isn't the script wrong?
Tia leaned against the window, suddenly feeling a urge to sing to the moon.
She started humming the tune of Hua Zhen's song "Fireworks Fade Easily," and as she hummed, she thought of what Professor Flo had said.
"That's a good thing."
"Oh my god, what a great thing!"
"Enjoy your life!"
Now... we have no choice but to go find Professor Flo, right?
Find a way to avoid the curse, and then you can leave the bustling metropolis of Farlands and go back to live a secluded rural life with your father. Seclusion is necessary, otherwise debt collectors might come knocking on your door.
However, it's nice to be able to spend time with my dad.
What about Hua Zhen?
Tia turned her head to look at the small single bed.
Hua Zhen was fast asleep on it, his handsome face half-illuminated by the moonlight, his eyelashes seemingly countable.
If this guy doesn't usually seem so greedy or repressed, he's actually quite handsome.
Tia felt a sudden stirring in her heart.
At this moment, she completely understood Hua Zhen.
People always say that the value of life lies in the experiences.
For adventurers like them, risk and opportunity go hand in hand.
You might make a fortune today, but tomorrow you could be eaten by a monster.
Over time, under immense pressure, most adventurers easily become the type who spend any money they have on all sorts of inexplicable pleasures, living paycheck to paycheck with no regard for the future, indulging in life's pleasures while they can.
I imagine Hua Zhen is the same way.
This guy has neither magic nor any special skills.
He's basically just using a short sword and a few bouncy bombs to complete missions. It feels like he'd get beaten up and turned into sashimi if he encountered any slightly stronger monsters.
Perhaps he felt he might die someday, so he wanted to get rid of his virginity as soon as possible?
After all, it's too tragic that he hasn't even experienced it with a woman.
"Hey," Tia shook Hua Zhen's shoulder, as if she had made up her mind, and said, "By the way, do you want to see my beta?"
"The kind without grass growing on it, I won't charge you... Aren't I generous? Hurry up and get out of bed, kneel down and call me 'Dad'!"
To be honest, Tia herself had never had that kind of experience.
She figured that since becoming an adventurer was out of the question, and she wouldn't earn much money working anyway, barely enough to cover her living expenses each month, she might as well take Huazhen and Karula back with her.
She knew that Hua Zhen had quite strong arms and might be good at farm work.
It's better to keep Hua Zhen by my side by forcing him than for him to become despondent. It might even prevent him from going to Martha and going down an irreversible path.
Tia wasn't jealous that Hua Zhen could get 70,000 Sola's allowance every month.
It was just that Tia felt something was off about the woman named Martha.
For some reason, Tia felt that Miss Martha had the same aura as her damned mother.
In other words... that guy is most likely a Lonos!
In that case, Hua Zhen will be in big trouble.
Given the nature of the Lonos people, Hua Zhen would definitely be discarded after they were tired of him, and all his savings would be taken away, leaving him with nothing but a bag of withered perfume.
This is the woman of Lonnos!
Even if the genders were reversed, the outcome wouldn't be much different. At most, Hua Zhen would be crying and going back to the countryside to rest while heavily pregnant.
Upon hearing Tia's words, Hua Zhen, still asleep, uttered uneasy mutterings.
"Ugh...quack...no...don't show me that kind of thing...it's scary...the Black Forest is scary...!"
Hua Zhen frowned, her face filled with fear, and she shook her head repeatedly, as if she had been having a terrifying nightmare.
"What are you talking about...?" Tia asked, puzzled. "The Black Forest?"
After returning on the tram, Hua Zhen's condition seemed a bit off.
Logically, this guy should also be having trouble sleeping, but it seems he encountered some problems. Not long after returning, he collapsed onto the bed and fell fast asleep.
Karula, who had been staying in the corner of the bed, crawled over at this moment. Although she was raised by hyenas, her slender body moved gracefully on the bed with all four limbs, just like a Siamese cat.
Karula came to Hua Zhen's side and lay down, bringing her head close to lick Hua Zhen's hair, as if she were grooming Hua Zhen's fur in her own way. Afterwards, Hua Zhen calmed down again, like a child who had received a pacifier.
"Hey, Huazhen, are you really alright?"
There was no response.
Hua Zhen seemed to be trapped in a nightmare from which she could not escape.
From Tia's perspective, this guy might have already gotten lost in that Black Forest.
Is it that scary?
After much thought, Tia could only come up with one reason.
Hua Zhen must have been tricked by that woman named Martha!
No, I can't tolerate this!
We must confront that woman and find out exactly what happened to Hua Zhen!
"Brother, don't worry," Tia patted Hua Zhen's face, "At least my special skills are still usable. I will definitely get justice for you! We adventurers... there's nothing we can't do!"
Just do it.
With great effort, Tia carried Hua Zhen on her back and took Karula on the second-to-last tram of the night, sneaking back to Miss Martha's manor.
"We're here..."
When she arrived, Tia was already panting heavily.
I feel like my lungs are about to explode.
With her weak physical abilities, carrying someone on her back would be too much of a strain.
Moreover, the security measures in the upper city are very strict. Tia almost got caught by patrolling sheriffs several times, but fortunately she managed to evade them by using her time-stopping ability.
After placing Karula and Huazhen in a safe place and checking the length of the ropes on her body, Tia quietly climbed up the villa and peeked out of the balcony window into the still brightly lit master bedroom.
Martha was lying on the bed, fuming, looking rather like a resentful woman.
"What the hell?! That alchemist who sold me the medicine didn't tell me that the person affected would find the smell awful! That's not my smell at all!"
"The Dark Forest is the symbol of a mature woman. What does that brat Hua Zhen know? ... Once the effects of the drug wear off, I'll definitely find another way to take him down and make him eat it every day!"
Martha gritted her teeth and pulled a small mirror that exuded a magical aura from the bedside table.
Then shine the light down.
"Doubao, Doubao, tell me quickly, am I the one with the most awesome thing in Farlans?!"
"Okay," came the strangely familiar female voice from the mirror, "Now I'm going to tell you in the most straightforward and direct way... I couldn't hold back, I'm used to look at my face, please don't show me something so disgusting!"
Snapped!
The sound of a mirror shattering came from the master bedroom.
But then came Martha's agonizing screams.
"Aaaaaaaahh ...
Tia had already silently climbed down, imagining the other person crying and rolling around on the bed in her mind, and her original anger subsided a little.
There wasn't really any other reason.
However, she had just activated time stop once, rushed in, and punched the woman's vagina to pieces!
Damn it, you drugged me, didn't you?
To do this kind of lowlife stuff to my brother, fuck your mother!
You stupid woman, you stinking bastard, you're wasting my time!
Instead of wasting time on this, you might as well get a good night's sleep in your room.
The good news is that it seems Hua Zhen won't really be in any danger; she just needs to wait for the effects of the medicine to wear off.
Karula tilted her head, her clear yet foolish eyes still fixed on Tiague as she approached.
"Let's go, let's go back."
Tia carried Huazhen on her back and laboriously climbed over the wall.
"Damn it, doing something like this... Luckily I can still use my 'World' now. All the women of Lonos should be driven out of this world without exception! If something really happens to my brother, even without Jinjin, I'll make you pay while I still have my unique abilities!"
"Huh?" Tia was taken aback. "Even... without her?"
Perhaps because the intense emotions washed over her mind, Tia, who had been somewhat dejected, suddenly snapped out of her daze.
"Wait, right... how come I didn't think of that?!"
……
……
"Jingle bells!"
The bronze bell made a clear, crisp sound.
Then came the sound of a girl's playful scolding.
"Hey, wake up! Wake up! If you don't wake up, I'll pee on your face, you hear me?"
"What's going on...who's going to give me a reward?"
Hua Zhen woke up groggily.
Before her stood Tia, who was inexplicably furious, along with Karula and Shiva.
Looking around instinctively, Hua Zhen was surprised to find herself sitting in a car seat.
"Huh, Tia?" Hua Zhen rubbed her eyes. "How did I get here?"
"We can't wait any longer, we have to confirm something," Tia said.
"What is it?"
"Do you remember what Jinjin said to us before she died?" Tia asked intently.
"Uh... let me think, it seems like they want us to take her body back?"
"That's right, bro!" Tia grabbed Hua Zhen's shoulders with both hands, instantly leaning in to look him straight in the eye. "She has a younger sister!"
"My little sister... is she that girl named Xiaoxue... no, I mean Ou Mango?"
"Yes, we've all been misled!" Tia's azure eyes gleamed with excitement. "Thinking about it carefully, from beginning to end, Fitia only mentioned one necromancer, Jin Jin. But since she said she was from the Edward family, if the older sister is a necromancer, could the younger sister also be a necromancer?!"
"Oh, so you're going to the slums to find her sister now?" Hua Zhen asked.
"That's right! This is hope!" Tia said. "What if Jinjin's sister can help us too?"
"Oh," Hua Zhen replied casually.
"Uh...you don't seem surprised?"
"Why are you surprised? I was planning to come tomorrow anyway. Think about it carefully, Tia, why did Jin Jin insist on taking her to find her sister? Combine that with the necromancy she used, and you'll understand. You're quite insightful to have figured this out," Hua Zhen sighed. "It's just that my head is too dizzy, so I had to postpone it until tomorrow... Damn it, why can't I remember what happened in that room? Did I pass out from pleasure?"
Tia looked at him with pity: "It's a good thing that some memories are forgotten. Besides, trust me, brother, the White Tiger is the better civilization."
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