Naruto: My Chat Group Spans History...

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Minato Namikaze: "...Really? How come you seem to know me better than I know myself?"

Obito Uchiha: "Yo! Minato-sensei, you're awake! You're usually fast asleep at this time."

Minato Namikaze: "It's noon here, not time for a break yet."

Six Paths Obito: "I have bad news and good news. Would you all like to hear them?"

Shinomiya Yuzuki: "Speak."

Six Paths Obito: "I've been targeted by Otsutsuki Isshiki."

Obito Uchiha: "That's inevitable. Kaguya is gone, and you've fused with the God Tree. Kawaki hasn't appeared yet. In Isshiki's eyes, the God Tree is one of his escape routes, so he'll definitely use you as a scapegoat."

"He still has a ten-tailed fox. If he sacrifices you to the divine tree, he can survive."

Shinomiya Yuuki: "That's the good news, now for the bad news?"

Six Paths Obito: "This is the bad news I've been waiting for!"

"Besides, being targeted by Isshiki Otsutsuki means I could be killed at any moment. You call that good news?"

Shinomiya Yuuki: "It's good that Otsutsuki Isshiki has been hiding all this time. Now that he dares to show himself, let's just attack and take him down. Wouldn't it be better to get rid of that old schemer?"

Six Paths Obito: "With your strength, you naturally don't care about him, but I'm different. Without Kamui, I'm not confident I can defeat him right now."

"But the good news is that he doesn't know I've already found him."

Obito Uchiha: "How did you find him? Isshiki is always good at hiding. I've searched the entire ninja world and couldn't find him."

"Share it with me, I'll bring some people to take care of him in a few days once I find him."

Obito (Six Paths): "He ran away on his own, using the name Jigen to gather information in Konoha."

Shinomiya Yuuki: "No, everyone's getting stronger, so why are you lagging behind?"

"So afraid of even a single move?"

"Use gold coins to upgrade! Buy them from the shop!"

Six Paths Obito: "Is it possible that most of the story here is over, and I can't change anything? I don't even have 100,000 gold coins in my pocket, what can I do?"

"At his peak, Isshiki Otsutsuki could destroy Susanoo with a single punch. The Six Paths Body isn't immune to taijutsu, and I can't intangible right now. What if he comes at me and punches me directly?"

"If it were during the White Mask era, I feel I could still have a chance, but now... never mind."

Obito Uchiha: "Weak."

Minato Namikaze: "Obito, let me come help you. I've enhanced my Sage Mode and Nine-Tails Mode, so I can react to his punches. He can't hit me."

Yuuki Shinomiya: "I'll send Hidan over to help you."

"Open all eight gates, what style one or two, tear the hoods off the ground."

Six Paths Obito: "Okay, thank you for your help."

Obito Uchiha: "Why is he being so polite? Something's not right."

Six Paths Obito: "Shut up."

Obito Uchiha: "That's more like it."

Shinomiya Yuuki: "@Uchiha Obito, you're free right now? Come help me revive a few of your underlings."

Obito Uchiha: "No problem, I was just about to go watch the show anyway."

Shinomiya Yuuki: "Watching a play? What play?"

Obito Uchiha: "You didn't know? And you call yourself the group admin? After the Chunin Exams, Sasuke and Boruto from Boruto used the treasure [Raku] to travel back in time."

"And Urashiki Otsutsuki will also be arriving."

"That's roughly the same timeframe as you, isn't that a good show?"

Shinomiya Yuuki: "Holy crap, I remember now. I've been living too comfortably lately and had almost forgotten the plot. Thanks for reminding me."

"Then just come over here, and we'll have the three of us fight Pu Shi together."

Orochimaru: "Group owner, I've got the computer you requested, but the network in your era might not be compatible with computers."

Shinomiya Yuuki: "So fast! That's great."

"It doesn't matter if there's an internet connection or not, just play offline."

Orochimaru sent a personalized red envelope.

You have received Orochimaru's exclusive red envelope.

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After closing the group chat, Youyue eagerly took out her computer and began the installation.

After a brief period of busy work, he clicked the power button with anticipation.

[This computer booted up in one minute, beating 100% of computers nationwide.]

"Look what great games my wonderful great-grandson has downloaded for me."

Before I could think much about it, a pop-up window suddenly appeared.

[Local disk space is insufficient, please free up space]

"Damn, how come I installed all the games on my C drive?"

Yuzuki was getting a little frustrated. Did Boruto even know how to use a computer?

"Yuzuki, you're awake?"

Just as Yuzuki was concentrating on transferring the contents of the disk, a soft voice, tinged with joy, suddenly came from behind her.

The door was gently pushed open, and a tall and elegant figure entered the room.

With that gentle voice, Kaguya's image came into clear view.

"You've slept all day, you must be hungry, get up and eat something."

"Kaguya? How did you know I was here?"

Yuyue didn't react for a moment and seemed a little confused.

"You didn't come home last night, and I was worried about you, so I came to you with a glare."

Kaguya covered her mouth and chuckled. She stopped halfway through her sentence, but the result was already obvious.

With her Byakugan, which can easily cover the entire Hidden Leaf Village, finding Yuuki's location was not difficult for her.

"Oh, I see..."

"Perfect timing! I'm bursting with power right now! Let's duel!"

A wicked smile curled at the corners of Shinomiya Yuuki's lips.

Full of energy and high spirits, Yuuki took the initiative to challenge Kaguya.

"Now...now? But this isn't our home." Kaguya covered her mouth in surprise.

"What kind of duel are you talking about?"

With a puzzled expression, Obito Uchiha's figure slowly emerged from the void.

"Damn! You came at just the right time, buddy."

Yuyue looked helpless, with beads of sweat clearly visible on her forehead.

"Of course! I came right away as soon as I heard you call. How about that? Pretty quick, right?"

"Then you have to treat me to a meal?"

Obito said with a smug smile.

"Want some more food? How about some purple eggs?"

Yuzuki suddenly drew her pistol and fired a shot.

Bang!

However, Obito didn't even need to use Hollowfication; he simply tilted his head to the side, and the bullet grazed his cheek.

"I can react to bullets," he said with a smug smile.

"You guys chat first, I'll go to the kitchen and make something to eat."

Seeing that a friend had come to visit, Kaguya smiled warmly, turned around gently and left the room, not forgetting to considerately close the door behind her.

"My God... Kaguya cooking?"

Obito sat up abruptly on the bed, his face filled with surprise and unease.

"Can anyone even eat this...?"

He muttered to himself, clearly still vivid in his memory of the last experience.

"Don't worry, everyone improves. Kaguya's cooking skills are pretty good now."

Yuzuki tucked the pistol into her belt and continued, "Of course, if you really feel it's inappropriate, remember to keep praising her while we eat; for every word of praise you say, take one less bite of food."

"Great idea!"