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"You're finished!" Ai laughed.

So this is all Madara Uchiha is capable of!

But they didn't notice that Ban's face remained completely calm, without the slightest change in expression.

Immediately afterwards, Ban's figure suddenly disappeared without warning.

In an instant, he swapped positions with the clone of Limbo: Border Prison.

"What?!"

Ai was taken aback, his eyes widening in surprise.

"Oh no, big brother!" Killer Bee was also stunned on the spot.

Because of Madara's disappearance, their attacks lost momentum and they ended up colliding with each other.

With a bang.

The two were sent flying backward, their faces filled with disbelief.

Even though they were surrounded, how did Madara manage to escape?

Before he could think, Madara Uchiha appeared silently behind A and unleashed a series of fluid taijutsu attacks, leaving A defenseless.

"Ugh..."

Finally, Ban delivered a vicious kick, striking Ai squarely in the chest. Ai shot away like a speeding helicopter.

The plane crashed heavily onto a boulder, and then crashed again. Ai suffered a violent shock and fell to the ground unconscious, his fate unknown.

Mamba out.

After dealing with A, Madara turned to look at Killer Bee, who had just struggled to his feet.

Instantly teleporting, Madara was already in front of Killer Bee, grabbing him by the throat and lifting him up.

Do you want to dance too?

"Uh... I'm not good at dancing."

"But I'm pretty good at rapping. How about I do a rap, and then you'll let me and my brother go?"

Kirabi was being choked so badly that he could barely breathe and could barely speak.

"Oh?"

Curiosity flickered in Ban's eyes.

In the ninja world, there are ninjas with such great talents?

thump……

Madara casually tossed Killer Bee to the ground, crossed his arms, and said with interest:

"Come on, sing me a few lines. If you're really good, it's not impossible for me to let you go."

Killer Bee suddenly looked up, and in his eyes, he seemed to have found a kindred spirit in Madara Uchiha.

Surprisingly... someone appreciates me so much?

Alas, it's a pity he's the enemy. He just seriously injured my elder brother Ai, whose life hangs in the balance. How can I act according to the enemy's wishes?

It seems the only option left is to use lyrics that aren't so pleasant to listen to, and might even annoy Ban.

"Okay, okay, I'll definitely make you 'satisfied'!" Killer Bee nodded quickly, already having a plan in mind.

He quickly came up with a plan, and an idea flashed into his mind.

Weren't Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju irreconcilable enemies?

It is said that the news has spread throughout Konoha that Hashirama Senju ended Madara Uchiha's life.

Although I don't know how Madara won the revival match.

But Madara must hate Hashirama Senju and Konoha to the core, so let's do a rap praising Hashirama Senju and Konoha to satirize them.

"Cough cough..."

Killer Bee cleared his throat and began his performance:

"Yo! The First Hokage of Konoha, Hashirama Senju, has revealed his formidable reputation."

"Wood Release is unparalleled in the ninja world, its aspiration for peace shines brightly."

"He laid the foundation of the village with his own hands, and the brotherhood deepened further."

"The Will of Fire burns eternally, and future generations of ninjas will sing its praises!"

As soon as Killer Bee finished his rap, Madara Uchiha's surprise was so obvious you could see it without even needing a magnifying glass.

Killer Bee secretly observed, chuckling to himself, thinking, "This guy must be furious!"

The first two sentences praise Hashirama Senju to the skies, but conveniently ignore Madara Uchiha, a legendary figure who stands shoulder to shoulder with him.

How could Madara Uchiha, with his pride, possibly tolerate such neglect?

The next two sentences refer to the original Konoha Village, which symbolized the brotherhood established by Madara and Hashirama, who were once as close as brothers.

Now it has become the biggest irony—weren't they supposed to be close friends? So close that they would stab each other in the back?

The last line, "Everyone praised him," was praising the First Hokage; it had nothing to do with Madara Uchiha.

Because in Konoha, Madara was almost universally hated, and everyone wanted to kill him. The phrase "praised by future generations of ninja" was a direct hit to the heart of the matter!

"you……"

After a long silence, Madara finally spoke, looking down at Killer Bee with an unexpectedly calm tone:

"Well said, I appreciate it."

"?" Killer Bee was stunned.

Is this... being sarcastic?

Killer Bee glanced at Madara's expressionless face and thought that this guy was probably so angry that he didn't even bother to make an expression.

It seems I have done a very good job with my task.

Just as he was thinking this, Madara slowly reached out his hand to Killer Bee, who was squatting on the ground.

Killer Bee's heart tightened, and he quickly closed his eyes, lowered his head, and hugged his knees tightly.

His body began to tremble uncontrollably.

Oh no... Brother, it looks like I have to go first.

It's just a pity that my excellent rap is a loss to the ninja world.

Killer Bee is the ninja of the ninja world.

The ninja world rejoices! I rejoice too!

I just hope he'll be quick and efficient, so I don't suffer too much.

But the expected cold glint did not fall; instead, what followed was a question from Madara:

"Do you... need to use the restroom?"

Killer Bee froze, his eyes wide with disbelief as he looked up.

Go...go to the toilet?

Am I supposed to resolve this right here in front of thousands of people?

No, why would you think that?

Actually, you can't blame Madara. From his perspective, Killer Bee squatting down with his legs tucked in and his body trembling slightly did look exactly like someone who needed to pee.

During that period of cave dwelling, there was such a person among the White Zetsu around Madara.

Tobi, the White Zetsu with the swirling face, spends all his time squatting down, wanting to experience the joys of human life, but unfortunately, as a White Zetsu, he doesn't have that ability.

Over time, whenever Ban saw a similar pose, he would reflexively think of this incident.

"How is that possible...?"

Killer Bee's face turned bright red from holding it in. If he pooped here, would he even survive?

"Then why don't you get up quickly?" Upon hearing the explanation, Ban secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Thankfully it wasn't anything else, otherwise, if word got out, it would be embarrassing for me.

"stand up?"

Kirabi was taken aback.

He suddenly realized that Madara had reached out to help him up!

Looking up at Madara Uchiha and confirming that he wasn't joking, Killer Bee cautiously reached out his hand.

Could it be that he'll take this opportunity to cut off his own hand?