Peninsula, starting with being neighbors with Lee Kwang-soo

"I'm not going, you're fucking crazy!!"

"Give me the steamed bun, and I'll buy South Korea. Why do you make me go there to eat that damn kimchi?"

In 2016, in a rented room in Chongqing, a handsome young man, 179 cm tall with a V-shaped waist, loudly denounced the system.

[Yoo Ji-min is there!]

"Liu Zhimin is such a trivial matter, I'm not going."

Zhang Yuanying is there!

"You fucking... weren't you called an entertainment system? How did you become a lecherous system?"

[Jisoo Kim is there!]

"I'm sure of it, you're fucking a lecherous system. That's all you can say, isn't it?"

[No way, no steamed buns!]

"Damn it... Fine, don't give it to me then, just send me back to 2026 already! Do you think I need your money? It's just a stupid entertainment system, not a cultivation system, what are you pretending for!"

There's no going back.

"You fucking...!"

It's alright, I'm an orphan anyway. Thanks to these past few years of prophecy, I can live just fine without you.

[If it lasts more than a month, the owner will die.]

"You...you're ruthless! When are we leaving?"

The young man slumped onto the sofa, staring at the screen in front of him, asking a question with a look of utter despair.

His name is Qin Wen, born in 2026, but he was taken back to 2016 by a stupid person called the Entertainment System.

He was initially quite happy, after all, who wouldn't want to relive their youth? The internet says that people can't truly possess or experience youth, but he could tell those idiots that he could.

However, the system insisted that he study in South Korea. Qin Wen looked at the TV in front of him, which was reporting on the deployment of THAAD in South Korea. Now was the worst time for both countries. Wasn't it crazy to go at this time?

But not going meant certain death, so Qin Wen had no choice but to reluctantly go find the sisters the mentally challenged man had mentioned!

[Ding, the plane ticket has been purchased for the owner, departure in 1 hour.]

"Holy crap!!"

"I've discovered that you're not only a lecher, but also a fucking idiot! It takes me 40 minutes to take a taxi in an hour! What are we going to do about the house, the luggage, and the job?" Qin Wen cursed angrily.

"You don't need any of that anymore. I just helped you get a loan and buy a large apartment in Hanjiang Apartments."

"Um...wait a minute? What did you say? A loan?"

When did I ask you to take out a loan? When did I ask you to help me buy a house? I've never even heard of Hanjiang Apartments! How much did you, you beast, lend me?

Qin Wen got up angrily and started punching the screen in front of him repeatedly.

Seeing that you were unwilling, in order to motivate you, I took out a loan of 500 million for you, spent 460 million to buy a house, and helped you pay off 6 of your online loans.

You currently have 34, which is equivalent to 8100 million Korean won. Master, you now owe me 10 billion Korean won. Please pay me back as soon as possible!

"Tian Wenjing, I'll fuck your mother's ass."

You idiot, get out here right now, or I'll fight you to the death! I didn't fucking let you take out a loan!

You big idiot, did your brain get crushed by your ass?

You also have another name, like the Northern Myanmar System... wait, you're even more ruthless than those scammers, you just rob people outright!!!

Upon hearing this, Qin Wen jumped up and down in anger, cursing loudly.

[Master, please calm down and stop being angry. I've detected that your heart rate is too high, and you are at risk of sudden death.]

Qin Wen clutched his chest and collapsed onto the sofa, his finger trembling as he pointed at the unreachable screen.

"You beast, you bastard, you're threatening me now! I'm not going. We might as well die together."

【Master, don't give up! I'm the Entertainment System, and I'll help you pay back my five million and one-four-five dollars as soon as possible.】

"Wait a minute, where did this 145 yuan come from?" Qin Wen asked, bewildered.

[This is the interest, one dollar per second...!]

Silence fell over the room.

After a while.

"God, what did I do wrong that you let this idiot do this to me?" Qin Wen lay on the ground, staring at the ceiling with a suicidal expression, and murmured.

Master, don't despair, I will help you.

"Go ahead and self-destruct, that'll be helping me," Qin Wen said viciously from the ground.

【If I die, you will die too, Master!】

"I fucking want to!" Qin Wen started to give up.

[Owner detected as slacking off, initiating electric shock!]

"No... what did you say? What electricity..." Qin Wen stood up to ask, but before he could finish speaking, he suddenly fell straight down again, with some white foam appearing in his mouth.

"I'll go, I'll go, I'll fucking go!" Qin Wen, lying on the ground, quickly agreed, not wanting to endure any more of this mentally reprehensible torture.

[The ticket you just bought has expired. The system has repurchased the ticket for you. You have 333,000 yuan left in your account.]

"What?! 7000 tickets?! Are you trying to slaughter me?!"

The first-class ticket price, including tax, is 6799 in total. The system rounds it up to 7000.

"Bandit, you son of a bitch, you round up like that!"

"You're lucky you don't have a physical form, otherwise I would definitely beat you to death," Qin Wen said through gritted teeth, his fists clenched and veins bulging.

【Master, if you don't hurry, we'll have to buy plane tickets again】.

"You... good, you beast, hold on tight! Don't fall into my hands!!!"

Qin Wen picked up his luggage, left a note for the landlord, and walked out while cursing under his breath.

At Jiangbei International Airport, thanks to that mentally challenged man, Qin Wen was able to enjoy first-class treatment for the first time.

In the waiting room, Qin Wen quickly ate more Chongqing noodles, wondering if he would be able to eat them again next time.

I bought my owner a set of clothes so he can change into them after he finishes eating.

"Damn it... who the hell made you spend money again? How much were the clothes?" Qin Wen coughed incessantly, whether from anger or the spiciness of the noodles.

"Sir, have some water. Are you alright?" The beautiful housekeeper quickly poured a glass of water and handed it to Qin Wen.

Qin Wen took the water, drank it down in one gulp, felt a little better, and thanked the beautiful housekeeper.

The beautiful woman nodded and left.

"I have to say, it's expensive, but the service is impeccable," Qin Wen thought to himself.

Of course, you get what you pay for!

"What the hell are you so proud of? This is my money, not yours, you idiot!"

"How much did those clothes cost me?" Qin Wen asked through gritted teeth.

The owner currently has 28 in balance.

"Damn it... you son of a bitch!" Qin Wen wanted to curse, but stopped himself when he saw that it was a public place.

"Idiot, I've already given you face once by going to Korea as you wished, but... if you fucking do it again without my permission and spend my money,..."

"I'd rather die than go. Go ahead and kill me if you dare!" Qin Wen said seriously.

Being treated like a slave all the time is worse than death...!

The system did not respond immediately this time, but after a while...

Okay, Master, I want you to become better.

"Fuck you, I don't want to talk to you right now, get lost!" Qin Wen said without any politeness.

The system remained silent.

Four hours later, Qin Wen, wearing the clothes that the mentally challenged man had bought for over 50,000 yuan, stood at Incheon International Airport, momentarily bewildered.

"Idiot, get out here right now! I can't even speak Korean anymore, what am I supposed to do now?" Qin Wen asked the idiot in his mind.