Mrs. Fu, please be mindful of the appropriate boundaries.

Fu Sichen continued rambling, "When my mom gave birth to my second brother, I don't know what hormones she took, which is why he looks like this when he was born. He doesn't look like any of the rest of the family. My mom said that every time she sees him, she wishes she could put him back in and reborn him. But he still thinks he's very handsome, and he's very dismissive when his family wants to get him plastic surgery."

Song Chang asked honestly, "Didn't your mother suspect that the babies were switched at birth?"

"I have my doubts. We've done a paternity test, and there's not a single problem." Fu Sichen's ability to spout nonsense with a straight face, honed since childhood, is simply masterful.

"You know, my second brother is something else. It's one thing that he's ugly, but he's also incredibly picky. He wants his future wife to have a pretty face, big breasts, long legs, and a perky butt. He doesn't even consider what his own conditions are like; he just creates problems for the family."

Fu Sichen's best friend covered her face the whole time, refusing to listen. She had met Sichen's second brother before, and when she went to pick up Sichen from school, she almost caused a traffic jam at the school gate. How did she become the ugly Pigsy that Fu Sichen described?!

As Xu Qingcheng and Song Chang walked, they listened to the little girl chattering away, finding it all very amusing.

"So you see a pretty face, big breasts, long legs, and a nice butt and you want to take her home as your sister-in-law?" Song Chang teased her. "Aren't you overthinking it?"

"Yes, yes, but I had no choice. After all, he's my own brother, and I don't want to see him die alone like this." Fu Sichen clutched his chest. "I still cling to a little bit of the Beauty and the Beast fantasy."

At this point, Fu Sichen changed the subject, "Fairy Sister... or rather, Miss Qingcheng, isn't your boyfriend handsome?"

"Fairy Sister?" Xu Qingcheng glanced at her, raised an eyebrow, and looked at her. "That's fine, keep calling me that."

"Right? I think it's great too, especially suitable for you. What kind of woman can be called a vixen? She's the kind of woman whose beauty is so outrageous it's infuriating, that it's both divine and human. They're not pretty enough themselves, so they call others vixens, bewitching and bloodthirsty. But I think 'vixen' is a compliment." Fu Sichen crossed his arms in front of his chest, looked at Xu Qingcheng, and pouted, "I want to be like that too."

Xu Qingcheng was beaming with joy at her praise and didn't immediately react. "How so?"

Song Chang laughed heartily, "Her condition was caused by massage, but you'll have a chance to grow out of it too."

Xu Qingcheng nudged Song Chang with her elbow, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Her face, however, turned a little red, which was unusual for her.

Fu Sichen was observant and perceptive. She knew that her ability to win over everyone in the Fu family wasn't simply due to her innocent, cute, and harmless face.

The fairy sister's expression is so shy and alluring!

She suddenly leaned close to Xu Qingcheng and said, "You still haven't answered my question. Fairy sister, isn't your boyfriend super handsome? Were you thinking about him just now? I saw your face turn red."

"You're so precocious." Xu Qingcheng nudged her head. "My boyfriend is ugly, but very gentle. We don't plan to break up right now, so you don't need to bother introducing me to anyone."

She's ugly. But she's very gentle.

Her second brother didn't meet any of the requirements.

What's the deal with that photo? My second brother didn't deny it. It's certain that there's something going on between the two of them.

But is it okay to do that with other men behind your boyfriend's back?

Are people this good at juggling multiple relationships these days?!

Fu Sichen frowned. "How many boyfriends do you have, fairy sister?"

Xu Qingcheng remained expressionless. "Of course, there are several."

Fu Sichen: ...Should she say that the fairy sister is so handsome, or that the second brother is so green with envy?!

……

After a brief silence, Fu Jingting's WeChat on his phone started beeping again.

Fu Sichen: [Second brother, the fairy sister said her boyfriend is ugly but very gentle. My second brother is seductive, flirtatious, and sharp-tongued, so it definitely can't be you.]

Fu Sichen: [The fairy sister said she has many boyfriends... Second brother, which backup are you?]

Fu Sichen: [Second Brother, you actually stooped to being someone's backup plan? You've lost all sense of shame, but I still have one.]

Fu Sichen: [You've actually become a simp? Is it going to rain blood? I'm going to tell my parents this earth-shattering news.]

Fu Sichen: [However, I can give you a chance to bribe me. Ten or twenty thousand is fine, thirty or forty thousand is fine too.]

Fu Jingting rubbed his temples, finally humbling himself to reply, "No way."

Fu Sichen pouted, "Hmph!"

A while later, Fu Sichen posted again: "[Second Brother, to be honest, I just bought a few cosplay outfits a few days ago, and I'm broke now.]"

[But this girl just helped me out, otherwise I would have been bumped into. She seems to have been bumped in the back. I'd like to buy her a drink to express my gratitude, but I'm short on cash T_T]

"Second brother, I didn't say anything out of turn. She doesn't know I'm your sister. I've kept my identity very well hidden."

Fu Jingting chuckled when he saw the end; she thought he was a spy.

Fu Sichen's eyes widened when he received the red envelope.

My second brother actually transferred 20,000 yuan directly.

Oh God, oh God.

Fu Sichen felt that this was probably the largest amount of money she had handled recently, sob sob sob.

[Second Brother is the most handsome!]

[Second brother is the best!]

[Second brother is the most generous!]

The compliments kept coming in one after another.

Second Brother: [Order a caramel macchiato for Fairy Sister.]

Fu Sichen stared at the sentence and read it over and over again three times.

She nudged her friend's arm, "Can you tell me what this means?"

"Just buy that girl a coffee to thank her for helping you earlier."

"This isn't like my second brother at all." Fu Sichen exclaimed, "Oh my god, oh my god, even the most stubborn tree has gone horny. Let's go, let's go buy some coffee."

……

With his two little followers gone, Song Chang smiled and said, "You scared the little girl away."

Xu Qingcheng glanced back, seemingly unconcerned.

She grabbed Song Chang's arm. "Come on, let's go inside and take a look."

"Men's clothes?" Song Chang was pulled inside by her. "Who are you buying them for?"

Xu Qingcheng lowered her brows slightly. "Qingyao."

Song Chang didn't know what to say, so he reached out and patted her shoulder, "Take your time choosing."

It's getting cold. I wonder how much taller he's grown.

We used to compare our heights every year since we were little, but now we can't even stand together.

Fu Sichen and her best friend each came in carrying two cups of coffee.

Fu Sichen ran over and handed the coffee in his hand to Xu Qingcheng, "Sister, this is for you. I specially ordered a caramel macchiato for you."

Xu Qingcheng was somewhat dazed.

"Sis, yours. Caramel Macchiato. And Hong-ge's latte."

Fu Sichen waved his hand in front of Xu Qingcheng, "Fairy sister?"

Suddenly snapping out of her daze, Xu Qingcheng took the coffee, her voice softening unconsciously, "Alright, you guys go do your thing, don't follow me. Your second brother and I are definitely not a good match, don't think about me being your sister-in-law, find him a good woman."

What makes a good woman?