My wife is an invincible female ghost.
Chapter 10 You Must Remember Me
Afterwards, the two went to the bathroom to clean up.
The bathroom was filled with steam. Feng Wan filled a handful of water with the showerhead and then happily splashed it on Chu Shan's face.
Chu Shan got wet and instinctively closed his eyes.
Chu Shan: "…………"
Never mind, it's nothing.
—That's when she gets happy.
It can also have some perverse humor.
As long as people are alive, they will always have some hobbies. Healthy ones include going shopping, taking a walk, playing football, and playing basketball.
Unhealthy habits include excessive smoking, excessive drinking, staying up late for extended periods, and excessive consumption of junk food.
The former is healthy, but the latter is also the motivation for most people to live.
But Chu Shan couldn't figure out what Feng Wan liked.
She liked the glittering gold earrings—but that was only because he had given them to her. He could have given her a pair of plastic ones, the kind you can buy online for ten or twenty yuan, and they would have had the same effect.
She likes to stay at home.
But everyone else, even when stuck at home, has their own things to do, like reading novels or sleeping.
It is impossible for a person to be without desires.
Aside from doing housework, Ke Fengwan just stares blankly into space and hardly ever uses her phone.
This is when he's not home.
If he's home, Feng Wan will sit quietly beside him and keep him company while he does what he likes to do.
She doesn't like to eat or drink, doesn't go shopping or dress up, and doesn't get her nails done. She doesn't have any particularly obvious hobbies like other girls.
Therefore, Chu Shan would sometimes feel—
She was lifeless, like a doll.
He's not like a normal person at all.
But Feng Wan would also be genuinely happy at this time, and Chu Shan could tell that her smile came from the heart.
So Chu Shan gave up his previous idea.
Perhaps her previous living environment was too dull, and her spiritual world was not rich enough, so she was not able to develop any hobbies.
But then again.
She likes him very much, how can that not be considered a hobby?
…………
When Chu Shan opened his eyes, the two of them started a water fight in the small bathroom.
He also poured water on her.
Feng Wan shrank back and hid in the corner, complaining, "He's so fierce, my husband won't even give me any leeway."
After the two of them finished tidying up and returned to bed, Feng Wan asked him with a smile, "If you didn't go to work today, what were you busy with so early in the morning?"
Chu Shan didn't hide anything from her: "I went back to my hometown."
"Oh," Feng Wan asked, "Did you see Mom and Dad? How are they?"
"No, I dare not see him," Chu Shan said.
His current mindset is similar to that of a patient suffering from a serious illness.
Before a person dies, they always want to see their mother, but they don't want to worry their parents. So they can only go to a place where they can find peace...
It would be best if we could meet, but it's okay if we can't.
Then he hurriedly returned.
"..." Feng Wan fell silent.
Lately, she'd been looking somewhat worried. After thinking for a moment, she kissed Chu Shan again, gently and ingratiatingly comforting him.
Are female vengeful ghosts scary?
"It'll be alright," Feng Wan said.
The two Lin sisters are adorable, and the scenery at the orphanage is quite nice... though that's only her perception of them.
But no matter what, she will always stay with him.
"Hmm." Chu Shan didn't want her to worry too much, so he smiled at his wife.
"My lord, please take my hairpin with you as well," Feng Wan said.
"Um?"
That hairpin was a gift from him to her.
Feng Wan said, "The soft silk threads gently break the willow branches by the long pavilion, binding our hearts together so I can send them to you. Wearing that hairpin is like having me by your side."
"My husband, you must remember me."
"..." Chu Shan turned to the side and hugged her, kissing her forehead.
He said, "I will remember you even when I die."
Dawn breaks.
There are only 24 hours left before he enters the instance.
Today, Chu Shan was still searching for strategies online and looking for taboo rules that had been revealed by experts on forums.
For example, this:
[Night Ritual in a Deserted Village]: After dark, it is forbidden to talk to the villagers.
Chu Shan continued searching through the entries one by one.
Although you might not get these dungeons, there's not much you can do about it. It's like the last big question on the college entrance exam.
What if he guesses right?
Feng Wan went to the supermarket and came back, stuffing some snacks and cookies into his bag. She'd also put some candy in to replenish his energy. Should she also give him a drink?
They don't have convenience stores where they live.
Chu Shan turned around and saw it, then fell silent.
"...Can I bring these into the dungeon?" It feels so undignified!
He was going through a thrilling adventure, and then he pulled out a lollipop and ate it. Is that appropriate?
"I think so." Feng Wan was still struggling with what drink to give him.
She casually replied, "Nobody said I couldn't bring it."
"Did the Immortal Master say that?" Chu Shan asked.
Upon hearing this, Feng Wan glanced back at her husband and nodded in agreement, "Yes, the Immortal Master said it's okay to bring him."
Chu Shan: "..."
Okay, then I'll bring it.
But Chu Shan felt that this trip was a little too pleasant.
Oh, Feng Wan remembered what Xu Qingyuan had said.
She suggested, "Honey, why don't you download some of your favorite online novels to your phone beforehand? There might not be a signal over there. I don't know what you like to read."
Or maybe download some TV series?
Oh right! She remembered.
Feng Wan slapped her forehead: "I'll bring you a power bank and charger too, so your phone won't run out of battery."
This means we won't even be able to read online novels anymore.
Chu Shan: "…………"
Why does it feel like his wife's thought process is almost exactly the same as those silly netizens?
Did he enjoy his trip there?!
Feng Wan's actions made it seem as if he were going on a trip to some remote, desolate village.
Chu Shan's heart was heavy.
No!
His wife was also very worried last night; the atmosphere was so tense that she thought he was about to be taken away by Feng Wan. Wouldn't it be a bit awkward if he survived?
He stared blankly at Feng Wan for a while, when suddenly a thought popped into his head.
"Ah Wan," he called out.
"what?"
Chu Shan said, "You've prepared so much for me, shouldn't we also prepare some for the people over there?"
Drinks, candy, cell phones. These are all for the living.
The people over there don't need it either.
"For example?" Feng Wan tilted her head.
"For example... paper money?"
He only just thought of it.
Does he stuff a handful of yellow paper into the hands of any little ghost he sees, or does he bring a lighter to the scene to burn for them?
If they accept bribes, will they stop making things difficult for him?
Then he'll be able to come back alive!
Chu Shan thought about it more and more and felt that the plan made sense! There was no reason why snacks could be brought along but paper money couldn't.
"Gagaga gagaga!" Feng Wan laughed, thoroughly enjoying herself.
She pursed her lips, unable to suppress a smile: "Husband, you can give it a try."
What a clever husband!
You'll Also Like
-
Gou Refining Essence into Qi in the Dharma-ending Age
Chapter 13 34 minute ago -
Ultraman: What do you mean by saying L77 is about to explode?
Chapter 44 34 minute ago -
Fairy, don't let your golden finger chase after me!
Chapter 22 34 minute ago -
My childhood sweetheart, who was reborn with me, ended up as a loser.
Chapter 13 34 minute ago -
My wife is an invincible female ghost.
Chapter 18 34 minute ago -
Republic of China: German-equipped divisions massacred as warlords guarded the nation's borders
Chapter 147 34 minute ago -
Kamen Rider: High Beam Rider - Starting with Saber
Chapter 8 34 minute ago -
Huayu: It's normal for me, as a director, to mentor young actresses, right?
Chapter 38 34 minute ago -
Is it wrong to want to marry a weapon?.
Chapter 739 5 hours ago -
Godlike: Shocking the gods, I am the Throne of Heroes.
Chapter 221 5 hours ago