Douluo Continent: Reincarnated Dan Heng Drinks the Moon, Gu Yuena Pursues Him
Chapter 313 The Dai Brothers' Farce
"Young man, there's a preliminary selection of the most handsome men in Fontainebleau today. I feel that if you go, you'll definitely be number one..."
The old man rubbed his eyes and said with a smile.
"Fontainebleau handsome men? What kind of custom is this? Is it an activity passed down from the Star Luo Empire?"
Gu Yuena looked at Ye Zi, and upon hearing this, she was slightly surprised and asked curiously.
The old man looked displeased and shook his head, saying, "What Star Luo Empire? We are the Fengdan Empire! We have nothing to do with Star Luo anymore."
The surrounding vendors nodded in agreement, but they all seemed rather unhappy.
"Those bastards from the Star Luo Empire, we dared not speak out against them before, but now that we are citizens of the Fontaine Empire, we realize how fortunate we are. No one misses... no, only those noble lords will miss the Star Luo Empire! Anyway, within the Fontaine Empire, it's best not to mention your relationship with Star Luo, basically no one will want to listen."
The old man gave his instructions.
Gu Yuena and Dan Heng both nodded.
Gu Yuena wore a faint smile on her face. This was the empire she had built, and to be so recognized by her people made her quite proud.
Dan Heng nodded slightly. Of all the countries he had visited, the people of the Fontaine Empire were the happiest.
"This Fontaine Beauty Contest was decided by our Empress three years ago to select the most handsome man in the Fontaine Empire. Those who are selected will receive many rewards..."
The old man gave an explanation.
"Handsome men? Aren't there any beautiful women?" Gu Yuena asked curiously.
She immediately guessed that it must have been done by that little dragon princess, Zi Ji, who was definitely acting recklessly because of her status as empress.
The old man shook his head and said with a smile, "The beauty pageant was directly launched by the empire. There weren't any beauties, so I suppose the Empress wanted to choose a husband? That's what many people are saying."
"Is that so..."
Gu Yuena's expression turned somewhat unpleasant.
Has that wretched little dragon, Murasaki, ruined her reputation these past two years?!
Dan Heng patted Gu Yuena on the back and shook his head slightly.
Gu Yuena snapped out of her reverie and suddenly smiled, saying, "Husband, let's go participate!"
"Huh?" Dan Heng was taken aback.
"That's right, if you go and participate, you'll definitely be selected. If the city lord recommends you, and you succeed in the end, you might even be qualified to meet the Empress!"
The old man was very enthusiastic and tried his best to persuade me, even pointing out the direction for the election.
"Let's go, my husband!"
Gu Yuena hugged Dan Heng's arm and went over excitedly.
……
After a while.
The couple arrived at a square, on a stage decorated with flowers, where men went up one by one to showcase themselves, and then ten judges gave them a rating for their looks.
Most scores are seven or eight points, and very few are above nine.
Gu Yuena stood on tiptoe, looking at the "handsome men" on the stage, frowned, and asked in confusion, "Why are their hairstyles and accessories all so similar?"
Indeed, they all had long, flowing black hair, were tall, and wore various shades of blue clothing.
"..." Dan Heng's lips twitched slightly. Wasn't that his own attire in his Vidyadhara form?
What on earth is Murasaki up to?
Gu Yuena was stunned for a moment, then realized what was happening. She gritted her teeth, a flash of annoyance in her eyes.
"That bastard Murasaki...!"
At this moment, a gray-haired boy with peach blossom eyes stepped onto the stage.
It was none other than Oscar from the Shrek team, who spun around a few times and struck some cool poses.
The audience below the stage fell into an eerie silence.
Even the Oscars are bewildered; their faces are stiff with frustration.
That can't be right, he's a handsome guy with captivating eyes, how come he doesn't react at all?
The ten judges began scoring, raising their placards.
Most students scored five or six points, with the lowest score being four and the highest being seven, barely passing.
Oscar was speechless on the spot.
A score of over seven points would earn a bonus, but he clearly didn't have enough.
He was in a daze when he stepped down from the stage.
Ma Hongjun sighed, "Xiao Ao, you've really disappointed me! This place doesn't have brothels, only pleasure houses, and it costs at least one gold soul coin to go there!"
Oscar gritted his teeth and said, "Wait a minute, none of those people were as handsome as me! How come they got higher scores than me?"
Ma Hongjun was also getting anxious; he was waiting for the Oscar prize money to satisfy his lust.
The two asked the person next to them.
The man laughed and explained, "You guys must not have read the rules, right? In the handsome man contest, the most important thing is appearance! You have to dress in the way the Queen wants..."
Oscar felt a wave of dizziness after hearing this.
Isn't this just a cosplayer?!
No matter how handsome he is, if his style doesn't match, he won't get a high score.
Oscar patted Ma Hongjun on the shoulder and said, "Fatty, it's not that I don't want to help you, you saw it yourself, why don't you just use your hands?"
Ma Hongjun's face flushed red, he clenched his buttocks, gritted his teeth, and said, "Then it's better to use my brother's..."
"You son of a bitch..."
Oscar took two steps back. He was no match for Ma Hongjun. If Ma Hongjun forced him, he would be helpless.
As they were talking, more people went up.
The audience was quiet again.
Oscar turned around and exclaimed in surprise, "Isn't that Mr. Danheng? What a coincidence, it's a pity he didn't read the rules either..."
Ma Hongjun rolled his eyes and whispered, "How about we borrow some from Mr. Danheng? That should work, right? He's someone we know..."
As they were talking, the ten judges began to give their scores.
Seven nines, one eight, and two tenes.
The average score was over nine points...
That was the highest score of the entire event.
Oscar was dumbfounded and hurriedly shouted, "I don't accept this! Why did he get such a high score when he wasn't even wearing that outfit?"
Ma Hongjun also got anxious and ran to the judges' table to question them loudly.
"Insider information! You must have something inside, are you trying to avoid giving us the bonus?" Ma Hongjun shook his big buttocks, his face red and his neck thick.
The judges were startled and quickly waved their hands.
Then guards stepped forward and restrained Ma Hongjun.
One of the judges stood up and said loudly:
"I think everyone can see why he received such a high score. Although he may not be able to imitate the most handsome man in terms of appearance, his spirit is the same! His temperament and the serene and otherworldly air in his eyes perfectly match the requirements left by the Empress!"
"Giving this score is absolutely no problem!"
After the judges said that, everyone looked at Dan Heng again and immediately felt that what they said made sense.
Oscar was dumbfounded. This is possible?
The resemblance in temperament... how did you determine that?
Oscar and Ma Hongjun were "sent down" together, exchanged a glance, and had nothing to say.
"Forget it, let's go ask the dean for money! Or see if we can get some scraps by with Boss Dai and his gang."
Ma Hongjun licked his lips, barely able to hold back his emotions!
On the other side, Gu Yuena, who was waiting for Dan Heng to come down, narrowed her eyes. This scene was too easy for people to overthink.
That little dragon Ziji caused such a mess, and then judged her almost exactly like Danheng.
What do you want to do?
Want a husband just like yourself?
Or is it a way of conveying some kind of emotion across the distance?
In short, they need to be taught a lesson!
……
Meanwhile, the Dai brothers were also strolling around the city.
In fact, they had been to this city before, and it was a necessary stop on their way to the Heavenly Dou Empire.
After comparing the before and after, they made a somewhat unpleasant discovery.
After breaking away from the Star Luo Empire, this city has changed... and it really is even better!
It was as if the sky had opened up for birds to fly freely, as if they had escaped the mud.
No, is our Star Luo Empire really that bad?
The Dai brothers were both uninterested.
The wealth and people here should have rightfully belonged to them!
"The Star Luo Empire is preparing to launch a new round of war. However, many others believe that it is better to remain in one corner and focus on defense, because it is said that the Fengdan Empire has the assistance of soul beasts, and recently they have also been equipped with hidden weapons..."
Davis sighed as he spoke.
He wanted to lead the Star Luo Empire to reclaim its lost territories, but he was too old and could only watch as the Star Luo Empire was defeated.
Dai Mubai's face was gloomy, and he didn't say a word.
Nonsense. The Star Luo royal family valued Davis from the start, and Davis was given the responsibility of handling some state affairs, while he was completely left to his own devices.
The Star Luo Empire was split apart, which initially angered him.
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Later, I just lay down and said, "What do they have to do with me?"
Anyway, according to the original development, I wouldn't even have a fiefdom. I might get crushed by that bastard Davis, have my cultivation ruined, and be left to fend for myself in some desolate place.
The Star Luo Empire is in such a terrible state now, good! It's fucking good!
Let them all be destroyed!
Anyway, I'm going to be cuckolded anyway...
Dai Mubai thought darkly to himself.
Davis continued nagging from the side, regardless of what Dai Mubai was thinking.
Suddenly, he stopped talking.
"Front……"
Dai Mubai looked up at the direction Davis was staring blankly.
Yes, it's Zhu Zhuqing and Zhu Zhuyun.
Looking at Davis next to him, his face was gloomy and complicated, and he seemed to be filled with some kind of fear.
Is there a story behind it?
Dai Mubai was immediately excited.
"What happened? Didn't you say she was dead...?"
Davis strode towards the Zhu sisters.
The Zhu sisters were watching a float with dancers performing, and the audience was almost entirely composed of girls.
Some shameless boys tried to get close, but were stopped by the guards.
Within the Fontaine Empire, there are no nobles; everyone is equally "enslaved" by the Empress. There are no other privileged classes, so no noble lord can come and join the fun.
When Davis and Dai Mubai arrived, a guard stepped forward to warn them.
"This is the women's section; the men's section is next door."
Davis shoved several gold soul coins into the guard's arms. "Get out of the way..."
The guard was taken aback, then flew into a rage, grabbing Davis's hand and refusing to let go. "Who do you take us for? Stop right there!"
In front of so many people, if he puts Davis in today, he'll be impeached and lose his job tomorrow!
As for a few gold soul coins... that's about a month's salary for him!
It's not worth it!
Davis got angry and punched the guard in the face.
"Get out of here!"
The guard fell and was seriously injured.
Ultimately, he was just an ordinary person.
The other guards immediately came forward, and Dai Mubai came over to block Davis.
Davis rushed to the Zhu sisters.
He grabbed Zhu Zhuyun's wrist. "Come with me!"
Zhu Zhuyun was startled. Seeing it was Davis, she immediately pulled her hand away and said, "What are you doing?! I have nothing to do with you anymore!"
Zhu Zhuyun gritted her teeth and said.
That bastard threw her into the beast tide and even attacked her, clearly intending for her to die there.
Now that she's out alive, she has no intention of rekindling their relationship.
It's already good enough that they didn't retaliate against Davis, yet they still dared to treat her like this?
Davis was taken aback, then his masculine temper flared, and he said fiercely, "What do you want?! Zhu Zhuyun, are you trying to give me face...?"
"Smack...!!!"
Zhu Zhuyun slapped him across the face.
Other girls nearby also came over to encourage Zhu Zhuyun.
"What do you want?!"
"How dare you bully us sisters?"
"..."
Tianshui Girls Group, Huowu, and other female members all spoke out, criticizing Davis.
Davis was surrounded by a group of women, and his mind was about to explode.
I suddenly regretted acting impulsively.
"Shut the hell up! Let's see who dares to say another word!" Davis suddenly roared, his body suddenly swelled, and four spirit rings rose from his feet.
He actually possessed a martial spirit directly, and his powerful aura spread out in all directions.
The ordinary audience members were all scared away.
Only Zhu Zhuyun and other female soul masters remained.
They stared at Davis with strange, unsettling eyes.
"Zhu Zhuyun! You..." Davis hadn't even had a few seconds to regain his composure when he saw Zhu Zhuyun and the other women release their spirit rings and complete their spirit possession.
A dozen or so women of similar strength to him all attacked him!
"Holy crap...!"
Davis only managed to utter one sentence before being knocked down by the elusive Zhu Zhuqing.
Then the other women came up and finished him off, they were extremely vicious.
Dai Mubai had just knocked out several guards when he saw this scene and was immediately dumbfounded. No, this was brutal?
Dai Mubai swallowed hard and quietly backed away.
Suddenly, Huo Wu's excited voice rang out, "There's one more! Don't let him get away!"
"!!!"
Dai Mubai hurriedly turned and ran away.
Suddenly, another kick landed on his back, knocking him to the ground. His mind went blank, and he slid several meters across the ground.
Then came countless kicks and scratches...
……
The Shrek Seven Devils reunited, paid a fine of thirty gold soul coins to the government, and apologized profusely before finally getting the Dai brothers released.
The Dai brothers' faces were dark and covered with red marks, their faces scratched raw by the woman's fingernails!
Flanders gave a cold laugh, stood by the window, and couldn't say anything.
He has now completely given up hope.
Shrek Academy, just destroy it already! I'm so tired of this!
Ma Hongjun suppressed a laugh, his face puffed up and twitched like a giant toad. "Boss Dai, weren't you guys out hunting for girls? How come... someone's daughter found out?"
"Shut up!!!" Dai Mubai suddenly stood up and shoved Ma Hongjun.
Ma Hongjun was startled and muttered, "You're allowed to do it, but we're not allowed to say anything. Now you've used up all the academy's savings, and I even have to use my fifth sister to vent my lust..."
Davis said coldly, "I'll give you gold soul coins... I have only one thought: if I encounter Tianshui, Chihuo... or those girls, I'll beat them to a pulp! I swear I won't rest until I avenge this!" (End of Chapter)
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