Dimensional demons mixed in with Marvel

Los Angeles International Airport, California, midnight flight.

"Finally back. I told you I should have gone with you. If you ask me, Sardinia, a place without even satellite signal, should be blacklisted by us."

After successfully picking up Pepper, Happy finally breathed a sigh of relief. He had been so worried watching the weather news these past few days that he couldn't even bear to watch his favorite Downton Abbey show anymore.

"Happy, I told you, the Sardinia incident was an accident."

"You don't need to be in such a hurry. I could have been back tomorrow morning, but you insisted on..."

Pepper was truly exasperated. After the storm caused by the gods subsided and communication signals were restored, Happy kept calling back and forth.

It was as if something terrible would happen if she left Sardinia even a second later.

"It's not that I insist on it, but as the security chief for Stark Industries, taking care of you is a task Tony assigned me."

"Oh, by the way, the trip I asked you to record with the drone..."

While Happy was rambling on, he took the Stark drone that Pepper pulled out of his bag.

"Ah, I'm so sleepy!"

"Why can't we come to New York during the day, Chili Pepper? I want to sleep with you."

The complaints came one after another, attracting Happy's attention.

"Why!"

"who is she?!"

Happy pointed incredulously at the blonde girl who was more than a step behind as she stepped out of the cabin.

And then... hey, what's with that maid?!

"Pepper, I don't recall your flight having such a strange crew arrangement."

Happy was completely dumbfounded.

No wonder Pepper contacted me before, saying that I didn't need to be picked up from the airport.

So it turns out one person set off and three people returned, putting on a show of a magical transformation.

What, are you doing magic?!

"I need an explanation."

A professional security manager will never let any suspicious person slip by.

Happy hurriedly tried to stop Pepper, but...

"Oh, a servant, is that right?"

Erica glanced at Happy, not even bothering to remember the fat man's name.

"Ariana, give him the luggage."

"Where's the car? I'm exhausted from this journey. I need to get home quickly, take a bath, and get some rest."

What the hell?!

Why is she looking me up and down, criticizing me, and then giving me a disdainful look?

Happy felt insulted, and deeply humiliated.

the most important is……

"Ugh, why should I help you with your luggage? You rude little brat, who do you think you are?"

"I haven't introduced myself yet?!"

"Alright, listen up now. Erica Brantry is the one who pledged her life to Pepper Potts, and she is your master's lover."

After a perfectly natural opening remark, Erica tiptoed and gently kissed Pepper on the cheek.

"Her, her, her!"

Happy gasped.

Putting aside who the master is, I'm the security supervisor, not a maid!

More importantly, Chili Pepper actually got kissed!!

Tony Stark, the famous Iron Man, has had his home raided!

It turns out.

There's no worst, only worse!

When Baron Zeppeli finally stepped off the plane, Happy couldn't hold back anymore.

"magician!"

"I really didn't expect that they would actually bring back a magician."

"This is the mysterious wealthy man from Sardinia, Baron Zeppeli, who invited me before."

Pepper offered to introduce herself.

"Huh? It's you? You damned liar!"

Faced with Happy's emotional outburst, Baron Zeppeli greeted him with great poise.

"Mr. Happy Hogan, it's a pleasure to meet you. It's a pleasure to meet you. Please allow me to say that you are quite rude."

……

Marbury Villa, Tony's oceanfront mansion.

"Jarvis, what does this mean? Am I an outsider now?!"

Happy nestled on the sofa, watching the three uninvited guests, with Pepper's help, learn to communicate with Jarvis with exaggerated surprises.

Even more amazingly, a maid named Ariana, under the direction of her mistress, carried large and small bags upstairs and put all kinds of clothes and skincare products into Pepper's bedroom.

As everyone knows, Little Chili's bedroom means...

"Hey, that's Tony's room!"

Happy gritted his teeth and roared.

"It's mine now."

Erica glared back without hesitation; she didn't like fat servants.

"This is Tony Stark's home!"

"I'm sorry, I've never lived in anyone else's house since I was born, so from now on, this will be my and Little Chili's love nest."

Erica held up her finger and shook it, and Happy was once again shocked by her irrationality.

Little chili pepper...

I've wanted to say this before: is it really necessary to address each other so intimately?!

[Shocked by Happy Hogan, earning a small amount of Mischief Points]

[Anger from Happy Hogan, earning a small amount of Mischief Points]

[From Happy Hogan...]

……

Why should the latecomer surpass the former? Because the latter competed and fought for it!

crazy!

They've all gone mad!

At this moment, Happy's mind was filled with all sorts of thoughts, which eventually converged into two words: absurd!

Happy was absolutely furious.

No, I have to tell Tony about this. If he continues to be with Rhodes, he'll end up with nothing!

Happy took out his tablet and started tapping and clicking away.

"Tony, listen, I have important business to attend to, something's up."

"What's going on? Is this harassment of an intern?"

On the other side of the screen, the park at night is bathed in soft moonlight. The trees sway gently in the breeze, casting dappled shadows. Occasionally, a couple or two can be seen strolling hand in hand along the path, their figures gradually disappearing into the distance under the streetlights.

Tony, holding the still-warm hamburger, raised an eyebrow as he looked at Happy's large forehead on the screen.

"I have something to tell you: Pepper is back, and she's brought back some shady characters—a knight, a maid, and a baron!"

Happy stared at his own half-head on the screen, too preoccupied to engage in harmless banter with Tony.

Raising his tablet, he aimed it at Erica, who was now clinging to Pepper, and the impeccably gentlemanly Baron Zeppeli, sweating profusely with anxiety.

"Did you see that?"

"What did you see? Did you see me spying? Turn the screen over so I can see you."

Tony raised his hand to signal Rhodes to wait a moment, looking helplessly at Happy's large forehead on the screen.

"I'm not a scientific genius like you, damn it, how many times do I have to say it? I don't understand this stuff!"

Happy tapped the screen for ages, but aside from making the tablet screen go black twice, it had no effect whatsoever.

"Tony, you really should pay more attention to Pepper. This woman is the best opportunity in your life, and you don't even appreciate it."

"If you don't come back now, you'll definitely regret it."

Happy was so anxious he didn't know what to say.

"Okay, okay."

Tony, as always, gave a perfunctory reply, leaving only one last sentence.

"Don't worry, as long as I don't die tonight, I'll get back before dawn."

"It was just the time it took to eat a hamburger with Rod."

"It's not that bad."