My cross-dimensional black market shop has a 100% return rate.

"This...this...this is more than just taking a person's head from a thousand miles away! With methods like this, one could probably grind a person to dust from a thousand miles away!"

Gan San Niang was utterly horrified, but then filled with longing, and asked, "Immortal Master, does such a thing truly exist here?"

Luo Zhuang said, "Yes, there are, but as I just said, it's illegal to make these weapons privately."

Gan San Niang asked in surprise, "Immortal Master, does this immortal realm also have laws?"

Luo Zhuang didn't try to hide anything and said with a smile, "This isn't some kind of heavenly realm. You can see what my world is like on TV; just look for a program where the characters are dressed like me."

Gan San Niang was somewhat incredulous, but she still nodded.

She remained silent for a long time, then, mimicking Luo Zhuang, lay back in the recliner, put her hands behind her head, and quietly gazed at the stars in the sky, her thoughts swirling.

After a long while, she seemed to understand something and said, "Immortal Master, I have a request."

Luo Zhuang said, "You speak first."

Gan San Niang said, "Actually, it's something that Immortal Master just mentioned... If it's inconvenient for Immortal Master to get something that can crush people to dust from thousands of miles away, could you help me get one of these things if someone from another world like this comes along another day?"

I thought about it carefully. I can't even learn Brother Wu Da's "Zhenyue Zen Skill". If a powerful figure comes with some kind of sword technique that can take someone's head from a thousand miles away, I'm afraid I still won't be able to learn it.

The thing the immortal showed me just now looks like a TV; once you grasp the essentials, you can control it.

If I possess this item, my revenge will be complete.

She paused, then sighed, and said with a wry smile, "But as for revenge, I don't know how to put it..."

I originally wanted to say that I would not take this item for nothing. If you need me to do anything, please give the order. Or if I can blow up Songgou Mountain in the future and send all my enemies to heaven, the treasures obtained from Songgou Mountain will definitely belong to you.

But if you think about it carefully, this treasure is so extraordinary that nothing on Songgou Mountain can compare to it.

I'm afraid I don't have the ability to obtain this item.

Her tone and expression were full of melancholy. Luo Zhuang turned to look at her, and suddenly a thought struck him. He immediately said, "That's easy to say. I'll just lend it to you, not give it to you."

"Perfect timing! I'm short of someone to help me clean up. If you take over the cleaning and tidying here, I'll lend you a drone or other weapons if the opportunity arises."

Gan San Niang's eyes lit up. She immediately jumped off the recliner, knelt down, and kowtowed, saying, "Thank you so much, Immortal Master! I have no way to repay your great kindness!"

Luo Zhuang quickly pulled Gan San Niang aside and said, "Alright, alright, don't kowtow to me. We don't do that here."

Gan San Niang was helped up by Luo Zhuang, who then said, "Besides, I made it clear beforehand that I can't control who comes from other worlds. If there aren't any such people, and you've worked for nothing, don't blame me."

Gan San Niang said nonchalantly, "It's always better to have hope than no hope. Immortal Master, please rest assured, I will not hold a grudge because of this."

Besides, I don't have much to do here. I'm afraid I'll be bored to death. I'll be watching TV in the house all day, which is not very interesting.

Helping the immortal clean the house didn't require much effort, and it even gave me something to do.

This woman, as expected of someone who came from a bandit's den, is unconventional in her actions and speech. She readily bows and scrapes, and can utter phrases like "idle as a bird" without hesitation.

Luo Zhuang noticed that although her clothes were simple and rough, her appearance was extremely beautiful. When he compared her behavior with her appearance, the contrast was striking.

Luo Zhuang then thought of something and said, "Want to find something to do? That's easy! I'll arrange two more things for you, how about that?"

Gan San Niang patted her chest, making her robes sway, and said, "Immortal Master, please give your orders!"

Luo Zhuang said, "The first thing is your 'Zhenyue Zen Skill.' You should start practicing it too. The more strength you develop, the more you'll have to rely on when you have the chance to take those weapons back for revenge, and the better your chances will be."

Gan San Niang was immediately moved and said, "Thank you so much, Immortal Master! You are so kind and benevolent..."

Luo Zhuang quickly raised his hand and said, "Stop, I haven't finished yet."

Gan San Niang stopped talking abruptly.

Luo Zhuang continued, "I wanted you to practice your kung fu with Hua Hengyue."

She's not in good health. If she could practice this skill, it would strengthen her body and perhaps improve her condition.

I told her before to practice, but I guess she was a bit resistant because she read the part about Lu Zhishen, the Flowery Monk, in "Water Margin," and was afraid that if she developed such great strength, she would become a flowery nun.

Gan San Niang instantly pictured Hua Heng Yue with a small bald head, and wanted to laugh, but she tried her best to suppress her laughter.

Luo Zhuang said, "You and she are already calling each other 'sister,' so you have a good relationship. Your advice will be more effective than mine."

Gan San Niang said, "Immortal Master is so kind to Sister Heng Yue."

Luo Zhuang asked, "What have I done wrong to you?"

He would never admit that he was afraid Hua Hengyue would die while staying at his shop, and that the system would take back the remaining system coins.

If the Crimson Pearl Medicine Pouch is also taken back, then it would be a huge loss.

Gan San Niang nodded sincerely and said, "What the immortal says is true."

Luo Zhuang added, "There's a second thing—as you've seen, older women from other places often come to my shop to play mahjong. They even cover our meals."

Mahjong requires four players. You should learn how to play so that if they're short one player, you can fill in.

Gan San Niang's eyes lit up, and she nodded repeatedly, saying, "That's right, that's exactly what should be done!"

I never imagined that the food served here, Immortal Master, was cooked by those old ladies! Their culinary skills are truly remarkable; I dare not offend them. If needed, I will gladly oblige!

Luo Zhuang nodded and said, "Then it's settled. I'll stay here for a while longer. You can do whatever you want, lie down if you want, or go back to your room if you want."

"The tidying up of the room and playing mahjong with my aunt will officially begin tomorrow."

Gan San Niang nodded solemnly and said, "Rest assured, Immortal Master, I will certainly not fail in my mission!"

Luo Zhuang: "..."

This woman is acting like she's making a solemn pledge...

But whatever she does, as long as it works out, that's all that matters.

Now it's great, I have free labor, which saves me a lot of effort.

The next thing to consider is the open source issue. Should I go to Songxian Bridge tomorrow?

Gan San Niang lay on the recliner for a while longer before going back to her room.

She was lying comfortably, looking at the stars in the night sky, feeling the cool night breeze, and thought it was very beautiful.

After lying down for a while, I turned my head and saw that Luo Zhuang was holding up his phone, swiping his fingers one by one. A faint sound came from the phone, and the screen was shining, showing some kind of program.

Gan San Niang felt an irresistible itch and couldn't hold back any longer. She bid farewell to Luo Zhuang, quickly ran back to the third floor, swiped her card to enter her room, and turned on the TV.

Immortal, look! I'll look too!