Soccer: If they're using these kinds of cheats, what's the point of training?

The first half ended quickly with a score of 2-0. This was mainly due to Saint-Étienne strengthening their defense against Zhang Kuang's passing around the goal, preventing anyone from passing the ball to him as much as possible. This reduced Zhang Kuang's chances, but increased Yellen's chances. Unfortunately, Yellen is a probabilistic striker, meaning he might score one goal out of eight shots.

The conversion rate is too low, unlike Zhang Kuang's goal conversion rate, which is at least 70%, with 7 out of 10 shots being certain goals. In the end, it depends on the performance of the defenders, goalkeeper, and goalposts to see how many certain goals can be blocked.

After the first half ended, the commentators gave a few comments and then took a break to relax, have some water, and maybe smoke a cigarette.

The fans at the stadium also need to go to the rest area to rehydrate, smoke, and eat. Some overly excited fans might even find a corner to have a shooting contest with their friends of the opposite sex.

Don't be surprised; this is free Europe, and such things are commonplace.

Not to mention sports fields, even at concert venues, there are still couples who can't help but have a live match.

Both teams went into the locker room, and both head coaches were summarizing and making plans, but the team with the advantage was more relaxed and at ease.

Fernandez didn't even bring out the tactics board to give any instructions; he just casually said a few words to the players.

"First, freeze their midfield maestro, Blaise Matuidi. That kid has a dangerous, sharp passing touch."

The second player to be neutralized was their top scorer, Emmanuel Rivière. Although he had only scored four goals in half a season, he was still their top scorer.

At this point, everyone in the locker room burst into laughter.

"Third, and most importantly, maintain the rhythm of the first half, and then seize the opportunity to pass the ball to Zhang. He knows how to put the ball into the opponent's goal."

After all, he's far more skilled at shooting than any of you here. Who among you can score four different goals in one night? He can.

"Ha ha……"

In contrast to the cheerful and lively locker room in Auxerre, the locker room in Saint-Étienne was much more somber, with acting head coach Christophe Galtier harshly criticizing Gonzalo Begesio, the main person responsible for the first goal conceded.

"Gonzalo, can you tell me why you lost focus the moment you took the shot? Did you receive some divine revelation?"

Christopher shouted sarcastic remarks, and Gonzalo looked a little aggrieved.

"You might not believe it, but just as I adjusted my stance and prepared to shoot, I glanced at the goal and saw a female fan in the stands behind it pulling down her clothes... I..."

"Pfft, ku, ku, ku..."

Someone couldn't help but laugh out loud, which Christopher found absurd, and then interrupted.

"Oh, shit, that's a really lame excuse."

"Coach, listen to me, it's true..."

"Alright, that's enough. Focus in the second half. If you get distracted like this again, I'll put you in the youth team until the end of the season."

"I'm fine..."

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"Alright, after halftime, the two teams are back on the field. The current score is 2-0. In the first half, Auxerre took the lead thanks to their 18-year-old Chinese striker Zhang Kuang's two goals..."

Dugarry, during halftime I heard that many women were asking about Zhang from China's contact information. They all wanted to challenge Zhang's ability to sleep with four women in one night. Are any of your friends asking about it?

The host, Jean-Christophe Barthes, couldn't help but make a joke, and Dugarry smiled.

"I did receive several calls, all asking if I had Zhang's phone number. Unfortunately, I don't have his number."

"If they really need a man like Zhang from China, perhaps you could temporarily fill in for him?"

"Oh, no, Bart, that joke isn't funny at all. I already have a family. Of course, if I were twenty years younger, maybe I'd give it a try."

"Ha, really? You can sleep with four women in one night?"

"I……"

The two commentators on France 1 didn't commentate on the football at the start of the second half; instead, they joked about romantic affairs, which the audience enjoyed even more.

The two teams were locked in a stalemate on the field. Saint-Étienne seemed to be on fire at the start of the second half, but Auxerre is a team known for its defense, and Saint-Étienne's attacking prowess was unlikely to pose a threat to them.

"In the 51st minute of the second half, Auxerre won a corner kick. In the past, such corner kicks did not pose much of a threat to Auxerre, but since Zhang Kuang joined the team, corner kicks have become one of their attacking methods."

As Liu Jianhong explained, Xu Yang nodded frequently.

"Yes, the most important thing is that Zhang Kuang's heading ability is too strong. The preliminary data we have obtained shows that his jumping ability is 83 centimeters. With his height of 185 centimeters, he can jump 2.68 meters from a standing position. If he takes a running start, his jumping ability can reach 105 centimeters. With his height, he can jump 2.90 meters."

The standard height of an NBA basketball hoop is 2.90 meters. This means that if Zhang Kuang takes a running start and jumps, he can reach the height of an NBA basketball hoop. If he were to play basketball, he could easily dunk.

Of course, these are not his final jumping abilities; serious testing may reveal even higher. In other words, his current jumping height is only 15 centimeters less than the Guinness World Record of 120 centimeters. It's unknown what Zhang Kuang's highest tested jumping height will be.

"Yes, the average standing jump height of a football player is about 40-50 centimeters. Top strikers can reach 60 or 70 centimeters, but very few can exceed 80 centimeters."

A running jump height of 80-90 centimeters is considered top-tier, while Zhang Kuang's jump of 105 centimeters demonstrates his exceptional ability.

As Xu Yang announced it, the viewers in front of the TV were stunned. They had no idea that Zhang Kuang's jumping ability was so strong.

On the field, Saint-Étienne's defense against the arrogant player reached an extreme level, with three players surrounding him: one sticking close to him in front, one guarding him from behind, and another providing support from the side.

This defensive tactic is extremely rare in football matches and usually only appears during static set pieces such as corner kicks.

Birsa took a corner kick, and the ball flew towards the near post.

"The ball flies towards Zhang Kuang, look at Zhang Kuang... Ah, he jumps up... Goal, goal, goal, goal, hat-trick! Zhang Kuang has scored three hat-tricks in five consecutive games, and this is his second hat-trick in the league..."

"Yes, his goal-scoring ability is really too strong. Not to mention Asia, there are very few strikers with this ability in Europe, let alone in Ligue 1."

Even the bottom five leagues are still top five leagues. There are no players in Asia who can consistently score hat-tricks in the top five leagues...

Liu Jianyou and Xu Yang were so excited that their words came out like machine guns, their arrogant performance was so explosive, it felt like scoring goals was as easy as eating and drinking for them.

This is one of the top five leagues! Let alone a hat-trick, even averaging one goal per game is extremely difficult. Those are statistics that only world-class top strikers can achieve.

Leaving aside those legendary stars, under normal circumstances, the top scorer in the top five leagues only scores around twenty or twenty goals in a season, which is less than one goal per game on average.

Zhang Kuang has been averaging more than two goals per game and has already scored two hat tricks.

So, is this data explosive or not?