Huayu: I'm just opening a treasure chest, why are you shaking your leg?

Chapter 163 Could it be the Calamity Card?

Zhou Yang has made a decision.

Should we focus on improving appearance first?

after all??

His looks have surpassed those of everyone in contemporary China!!

Even a hundred years ago?

Two hundred years ago?

Three hundred years ago?

Four hundred years ago?

Five hundred years ago?

A thousand years ago? ?

Two thousand years ago?

Three thousand years ago?

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Four thousand years ago?

Five thousand years ago?

Even the four most handsome men.

Even so, he's not as good-looking as Zhou Yang now.

Pan An?

Wei Jie?

Lanling Wang?

Song Yu?

Ha ha----

Is it Song Yu, the fairy from the novel *A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality*?

None of them are as good-looking as Zhou Yang now?

Can you say that his looks surpass those of hundreds of generations?

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A mere leaf in the mortal world!

Can a flick of the finger cover the sky?

"Hmph!! Let's add some good looks!!"

Zhou Yang spoke calmly.

[Consumes one Universal Card!]

[Add points successfully! 】

[Beauty score increased by 1!]

[Appearance: 17 points!]

Zhou Yang was finally satisfied, his gaze softening as he examined the remaining skill cards on the light screen.

Appearance: (17/10)

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Strength: (100 jin)!

Physical fitness: (8 points)!

[Normal Cards: 0!]

[Beauty Cards: 0!]

[Power Cards: 0!]

Stamina Cards: 0!

[Universal Cards: 0!]

[Calamity Cards: 2!]

Zhou Yang pursed his lips.

"Two more 'troublemaker' cards??"

"Hehehe—Jiao Jun?? You're finished??"

"How dare you make fun of my fairy-like sister?!"

"Hmph, that was the first time I met the fairy goddess!!"

"Weren't you very arrogant back then?"

"Jiao Jun??"

"Use a 'trouble card'??"

Zhou Yang's expression was solemn, and he spoke directly.

【Sure!!】

【but----】

[Is it usable?]

[Because you already have a "femme fatale" card?]

But you're using it the wrong way!

Who are you referring to as the intended user?

Do you understand?

Zhou Yang stared at the light screen on the ceiling, a smirk playing on his lips.

"Oh my god, you little system??"

"You're trying to lecture me now??"

"I'll beat you to death!!"

Cough cough ————

Then, Zhou Yang spoke again: "Use a 'Calamity Card'?"

"My boyfriend's name is—Jiao Jun!!"

[Buzz!]

[Successfully installed!]

【Please choose the price of disaster!!】

[A: I accidentally lost an arm!!]

[B: I accidentally broke my leg!!]

[C: Unexpected loss of male sexual function!!]

[D: Accidental concussion, resulting in dementia!!]

[You can type freely, and there's an exciting price to pay!!]

[The host can use it with complete peace of mind; there will be no consequences or backlash whatsoever!]

There will be no danger, and not everyone will be able to find out that you did it!!

Please turn your gaze to the right and see if the portrait depicts the person you intend to sacrifice yourself for.

Zhou Yang stared at the string of text that had appeared out of nowhere.

He paused for a moment, then widened his eyes in astonishment and exclaimed in disbelief, "Wow—that's amazing!!"

"A 'femme fatale' card?? The description is quite detailed!"

Zhou Yang originally wanted to write about a femme fatale himself?

That way, Jiao Jun will suffer even more!

But what if you see "[C: Accidental loss of male function]"?

This made Zhou Yang's eyes light up instantly, practically radiating light?!

"Great, great, you're the one!!"

Zhou Yang pursed his lips and grinned mischievously, "Jiao Jun?? I'll teach you a lesson you lecherous scoundrel, daring to harass women??"

"Hmph, then accept the approval!!"

Zhou Yang then chose C.

"【C: Accidental loss of male sexual function】!"

[Successfully installed!]

Please don't leave, you'll get feedback soon!!

"soon??"

Zhou Yang was somewhat puzzled, and his expression grew more serious.

How fast can it be?

Could it be a curse card?

Is it that easy to use?

Less than seven or eight minutes.

The image on the light screen suddenly changed.

Zhou Yang's eyes flashed as he looked closely.

In the picture, Jiao Jun has his hands in his pockets and is wearing a white shirt.

Below is a pair of faded shorts.

She was wearing white shoes.

He still had a cigarette dangling from his mouth.

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"Hehe—there are so many beautiful women today!!"

Jiao Jun's eyes kept glancing at the woman passing by.

"call!!"

Jiao Jun, with a grin on his face, exhaled a puff of smoke.

His expression was almost lewd.

Looking at the scene on the light screen, Zhou Yang cursed inwardly, "Jiao Jun??"

"Damn it?! You really are a little pervert, huh?!"

Now what?

Zhou Yang is even more eager to see how the handsome Jiao Jun will lose his male function.

Jiao Jun's sinister eyes remained almost motionless, staring intently at the woman's lower body.

Especially those wearing skirts?

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If it were Jing Tian!!

They'll probably be watching even more closely.

Jing Tian was wearing a dress.

Her figure was curvaceous, slender and exquisite.

Just seeing Liu Yifei surrounded by noodles made them practically drool!

Not to mention Jing Tian, ​​who wasn't wearing a mask.

I'm afraid if I took it as a remedy, I'd drool half a pound.

"Whoosh—"

Several female college students walked by at that moment.

Each one of them has such beautiful features that they bring a great mood to anyone who sees them.

Jiao Jun couldn't help but take a few deep drags on his cigarette.

The smoke that was blown out was very thick.

But his two eyeballs were wide open.

Is that right?

That was exciting and thrilling to watch.

If only we could see Jiao Jun's thought process!!

I'm afraid it's within Jiao Jun's sea of ​​consciousness!!

They probably already have all those women pinned to the ground by now!

"Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm--"

"Waaaaahh ...

The screams were absolutely despicable.

"Hahaha—So beautiful, so beautiful!!"

Jiao Jun exclaimed inwardly, "Wow—this, this, this is beautiful!!"

"Her face was even more lustrous than mutton-fat jade!!"

"Hey, look at that chest! It's so bumpy, it might suffocate me!"

In Zhou Yang's eyes, Jiao Jun's thoughts were directly transformed into words and appeared on the light screen.

"you----"

Zhou Yang stared at the words, almost stunned!

"Jiao Jun, you go crazy whenever you see a woman!!"

"Die already, die already, you scum, you scum!!"

Zhou Yang rubbed the corner of his eye; his anger was impossible to conceal.

That's natural.

Don't say Zhou Yang is very righteous.

He's just a normal man!

I saw Jiao Jun openly staring at girls on the street without any attempt to hide it.

Still a university student!

That's absolutely inhuman!

Anyone would be furious!!

I was at the movie theater at the time.

Zhou Yang only saw Jiao Jun, whom he considered a lecherous man!

Looking at him now, he's just a damned person!

"Hahaha----"

Jiao Jun not only watched, but actually burst into laughter.

That kind of laughter was manic.

If it's the middle of the night, and he's alone on the street, he might just laugh.

But it's daytime now?